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Yes, for here I have compiled a brilliant story, filled with action, drama, and an ending that will truly bring you to tears! (Whether these are tears of sadness or tears of joy is up to you.) Now, let's start from the beginning!

One fateful day, on September 24, 2006, a man named Naphe joined. He was a generous guy, and a proud one too. Eventually, though, that pride would go to his head and turn the young man insane.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7316.msg91834.html#msg91834

From this topic we can see that the young man was eager to help those around him, and offer assistance to people who needed it. It could be argued that in doing so he was only showing how much smarter he is than everyone else to have to help them. However, there's no way to conclude such a claim, and so debate may still continue over it.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7340.msg92291.html#msg92291

Here is another topic that shows Naphe helping a RPG maker in need. However, he only helps him so far, and when Bloods The Hedgehog asks for Naphe to be more specific, he fails to respond. From this we can conclude that Naphe may very well have just been feeding Bloods bullshit, to make it seem like he was smart enough to be able to help. While not a serious problem in itself, we will see that later in the legacy, he will only get worse and worse.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7320.msg92304.html#msg92304

In this topic, Naphe shows that his need to be accepted as a genius drives him further and further. He challenges Blizzard on the best method to answer Marlune's question, claiming that tutorialistic and overly complex instructions are best. Blizzard prefers to give simple and to-the-point instructions. Which is more valuable? You decide.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7338.msg92307.html#msg92307

Naphe claims that he "finally has a way" to do what was asked, despite the fact that HaloOfTheSun had already linked to a site with many tutorials that do what was asked.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7318.msg92330.html#msg92330

This is one of Naphe's better responses. He helps out Bloods yet again, and although he claims that he's "alway's right, it's just that way," he did help out all the same. However, this is simply the calm before the storm.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7349.msg92341.html#msg92341

And here we are! This was Naphe's official Aerion Online topic, before he moved it to the Trash. In it, he made his forum-famous claim about how he had made graphics so good no computer could run them. He also claimed he had ties to Square Enix, and was given this professional opinion by them. Some members, such as GilgameshRO, automatically saw this as a load of bull. Others, such as Blizzard, either gave him the benefit of the doubt or believed it entirely. This topic would be alluded to many times in later days.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7206.msg92670.html#msg92670

In Blizzard's topic for Chaos Project: Nemesis' Wrath(TM), Naphe gives Blizzard a long drawn out warning about how he is required by law to give credit to everyone he ripped sprites from. Again, GilgameshRO chimes in, this time informing Naphe of how unnecessary his comments were. Naphe responds to this by saying "I'm just pointing it out, and you shouldn't go about harrassing someone for a simple "opinion", you might not know what will happen." Thus begins his laundry lists of phony, ridiculous threats.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7548.msg97220.html#msg97220

Naphe opens his official Scrap Shop! This compilation of resources includes recolored RTP sprites, and large pictures of the graphics he claimed were playable on his old Aerion Online game. He was saved from being called out in this topic, but never fear! You'll see plenty more action as the legacy continues.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7529.msg97450.html#msg97450

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,1844.msg97467.html#msg97467

Naphe shows his asshole side in these topics by bragging about how he's done the impossible by making simple event tutorials, after Deadly_Diablo and Zeriab gave him perfectly understandable instructions on how to do it.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7578.msg98064.html#msg98064

Naphe becomes angry at a kid and condemns him, because he had not fixed a problem with Naphe's self-proclaimed "working solution," which, obviously, did not work.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7616.msg99057.html#msg99057

And here lies the RPG Maker Vista thread! Naphe starts this one off with a bang by posting fake pictures of what he claimed to be the beta version of RPG Maker Vista, but were in fact screenshots of RPG Maker 3 for PS2. Naphe then begins to impress his superiority upon the forums by claiming to know more about computers than anyone could ever hope to comprehend. It was at this point that the general community started to express how they disliked Naphe's ego.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7635.msg99146.html#msg99146

I'm only posting this one because I called him out, but he just simply closed it with that same stupid message he put on half his other threads.

PART 2: COMING SOON.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2006, 11:50:49 PM by Zypher »

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Damn this is so true. After seeing Naphe's posts on Unity Series, I think he is a straight up jackass  >:(

He's making fun of the way I submitted my game.

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LET PART 2 COMMENCE!

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7658.msg99696.html#msg99696

Naphe tries to organize a development team for his Aerion Online project! He even linked to his own site, unityseries.com! *clicks* Why, this isn't UnitySeries.com at all! It's just a crappy InvisionFree forum! Go go gadget misnomers!

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7693.msg100255.html#msg100255

Silverline, king of callouts, strikes again! Naphe makes a topic for his Aerion card game, claiming he's copyrighted dozens of trading card designs. Need I say more?

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7708.msg100572.html#msg100572

I once made a topic, on a dare, in which I had to confess to being a lesbian. In this gem of a topic, Naphe said that he didn't believe I was really me, and that if I wasn't he would "notify the authorities." My hero!

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7828.msg102339.html#msg102339

Yet another fantastic topic! Naphe introduces the RMRK community to a 3D Online GameMaker, noting that it's "not a tool for people seeking to make childish games." His arrogance is brought into observation by both Arlenreyb and Silverline, and hilarity ensues.

http://official-linerider.com/play.html

This really has nothing to do with Naphe, but it's a fun game and I suggest you all try it.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,7981.msg104240.html#msg104240

A topic Tezuka made about girl problems. Naphe completely contradicted what a majority of RMRK members agreed on, and continued to stroke his ego even when the rest of the people were making a complete idiot out of him.

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,8144.msg106451.html#msg106451

A great topic! One of Arlen's greatest. It's quite spamful, but this is the climax of the story, and it can't be missed. It contains not only the mocking, the cursing, the crying, the screaming, the whining, and the incredibly stupid posts, but it also contains some of the wisest and most thoughtful comments ever seen on Crankeye. No words can describe what you're about to read.

Eventually, the young boy, tormented by many and praised by few, finally left the forums. Was his torment worth it? Was his apparent lack of respect well-deserved? Should he be given another chance at such a glorious forum? For that is the whole point of this topic. You've been told by many about how ridiculous and crazy Naphe was. And despite my satirical comments, I made this so you can form your own opinions about the kind of guy Naphe was. Although he was quite full of himself, he helped a lot of newcomers out with scripting and eventing. A lot of people here are indebted to him in one way or another. So, do you feel Naphe's treatment was undeserved, or do you feel it was unfair?
« Last Edit: December 27, 2006, 12:01:20 AM by Zypher »

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LOL

I loved the "I will contact your ISP Arlen because I am a n00b" topic, that was awesome.

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Zypher, u r teh awesome.
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I lol'd so much while reading this!
<3 U Zypher xD

I want to add that the funniest thing of all is that I really got a job as a graphic designer in the "The World R:2" Team. xD
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Are you trying to tell us he was serious about that part?
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Are you trying to tell us he was serious about that part?

Yes.

That was the best waste of time ever.

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I appreciate Naphe for making me such a legend.

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So about that money...
You were already legendary. I think your Epic now.

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Relentless douchebaggery of epic proportions!!

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I haven't heard douchebaggery in a while.

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I haven't heard douchebaggery in a while.

Lemme fix that problem for you.

http://forums.tabit.net/

Douchebaggery at its finest!

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