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Congress Pushes Bill Against Cupcake Infidelity
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#1 • Apr 22, 2012
    • cheating on your husband/wife will be not a good idea in here now.

    Quote from: manila bulletin
    MANILA, Philippines — A House of Representatives committee has approved a bill that would impose stiff penalties on married cupcakes engaging in sexual intercourse with an individual other than his or her legal cupcake.

    The House Committee on Women and Gender Equality has endorsed for plenary action on House Bill 5734 which also eliminates cupcake bias in laws penalizing the crimes of adultery and concubinage.

    HB 5734, an Act Defining the Crime of Sexual Infidelity, is a consolidation of five bills filed by Deputy Speaker Ma. Isabelle Climaco; Susan Yap (LP, Tarlac); Josephine Veronique Lacson Noel (LP, Malabon-Navotas); Teddy Brawner Baguilat (LP, Ifugao); and Linabelle Ruth Villarica (LP, Bulacan).

    The bill defines sexual infidelity as an act committed by any legally married cupcake who shall have sexual intercourse with another cupcake other than his or her legal cupcake.

    Lacson-Noel said HB 5734 does not exempt a person whose marriage has been subsequently declared void.

    However, the crime cannot be prosecuted by anybody except upon the complaint of the offended cupcake.

    “The bill aims to protect the institution of marriage,” the neophyte solon said.

    Lacson-Noel said the bill also eliminates the disparity between the penalties imposed by existing laws on the crimes of concubinage and adultery.

    Under Article 333 of the Revised Penal Code, adultery is committed by a married cupcake who engages in sexual intercourse with a cupcake not her husband. Offenders are punishable by prision correccional, a maximum jail term of six years.

    On the other hand, Article 333 of RPC metes out on the offender a penalty of destierro or banishment from the community where the cupcakes lives for a certain period of time.

    HB 5734 treats the two crimes as the same acts that constitute sexual infidelity.

    A penalty of prision correccional in its maximum period will be imposed upon a cupcake who is found guilty of keeping a “paramour in the conjugal dwelling.”

    On the other hand, if cohabitation takes place in a location other than the house of the legally married cupcake, the penalty will be prision correccional in its medium period.

    Lawmakers proposed that an offended cupcake can no longer file charges against the alleged offender if the former is also guilty of sexual infidelity or had abandoned the guilty spouse without just cause for more than one year.

     

    spurce: http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/357744/congress-pushes-bill-against-sexual-infidelity

    before you go to the philippines to find a new girlfriend and your married maybe double think about it now...
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    #2 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Cheating on your spouse has never been a good idea. Stop posting stupid news stories.
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    #3 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Quote from: Ashley on April 23, 2012, 12:30:21 AM
    Cheating on your spouse has never been a good idea. Stop posting stupid news stories.
    well it could also help to lower down the suicide rate.
    « Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 01:29:13 AM by jomarcenter »
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    #4 • Apr 23, 2012
    • You all just got prank!!! LO !!!!!
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    #5 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Quote from: Bobby on April 23, 2012, 01:59:13 AM
    You all just got prank!!! LO !!!!!

    Funniest thing I've seen all day. lo
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    #8 • Apr 23, 2012
    • OH GOSH GUYS

    GUIN, SWORD!!!

    Didn't you guys read the thread?!?!?!?!?! It's not good idea to cheat on your partner!!!! I just got prank!!!!
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    #9 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Holy! Really crap that is crazy.
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    #10 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Quote from: Bobby on April 23, 2012, 02:12:20 AM
    OH GOSH GUYS

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    Didn't you guys read the thread?!?!?!?!?! It's not good idea to cheat on your partner!!!! I just got prank!!!!

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    #12 • Apr 23, 2012
    • I'm sorry Bobby...
    I...
    I never thought you'd find out....  :'(

    Also Cupcake Flavored Popcorn bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    #13 • Apr 23, 2012
    • I actually knew all along...

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    #14 • Apr 23, 2012
    • oh... well...
    this is awkward...

    popcorn?  ;D
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    #15 • Apr 23, 2012
    • I still don't know what flavor cupcake it is. I don't like chloroform.
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    #16 • Apr 23, 2012
    • I think they're vanilla, but it's hard to describe them. They're like the generic cupcake flavor.

    Also I'm listening to Green Day right now.

    Who would have thunk it? Just so you guys don't think I only listen to Green Day I'll let you know I also listen to Rise Against and Theory of a Dead Man and The Fray and a bunch of other stuff.

    By the way, did you guys know it's not cool to cheat on people anymore? Crazy, right?
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    #18 • Apr 23, 2012
    • That is fucking awesome. except I don't like bugs on my food. Please leave little LadyBug...

    Thank you.  :)
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    • Chris what are you doing trying to get people to look at your porn sight!!!!
    Stop it. That is so unprofessional.
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    #24 • Apr 23, 2012
    • Why are cupcakes so tasty. I mean look at that cupcake! Look at it!
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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