Coming up with my RMRK user name was a rough, painful endeavor, requiring numerous sleepless nights full of painstaking craftsmanship and fiery determination. I spent what seemed like weeks on end poring over research, calculating possible letter combinations. I would have torn my hair out and crumbled into a depressing wreck of a human being were it not for the glimmer of hope I so desperately clung to.
Then I got tired of all that, so I just used my last name.