[April Fool's] RMRK Guilds 2012

[tSwitch]

That's right folks!

INTRO

Get ready, as RMRK once again invites YOU, the common RPG Making nobody, to join a massive team of other, lead by a certain somebody, to obtain possible fame and glory!

The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!

WHAT DO I DO?

That depends on your level of community involvement and RPG Maker prowess.  There are two sets of possibilities outlined below:

NAMKCOR knows who you are

• Judge the games!
• Participate in making a game by making yourself available for picking!
• Lead your own Guild to glory!
• Name your Guild!
• Select handpicked members to work with!
• Create your own IRC channel!
• Moderate your Guild Forum!
• Kick people out of your guild!
• Own the rights to the ideas, designs, creative workings, IP, mechanics, and code of your game!
• Automatic access into super top secret hush hush popular people forums!

NAMKCOR has no idea who you are

• Get picked to work on a Guild Project
• Promote yourself while the pick process is going on
• Get to know NAMKCOR

HOW DOES THE PICK PROCESS WORK?

Each team should have roughly the same number of contestants, so to that end, team leaders are not allowed to pick from the assembled team hopefuls until the lowest population team either forfeits their pick, or picks.

This is to create an even playing field.

I will only recognize one pick at a time from each team, and the teams can only pick from the assembled team hopefuls.

HOW DOES THE JUDGEMENT PROCESS WORK?

Details will be outlined at a later point in time, we will make an executive decision based on the number of contestants signed up, and how many Guilds are to be created.

SIGN ME UP!

Guild Leaders:

• Jomarcenter - Guild Future Helpers
• Gracie - Guild of Elitism!
• DrSword - People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader
• Acolyte - Guild of Vulcan

Contestants:

• Pacman - Team Member for Guild of Elitism!
• IAMFORTE  - Team Member for Guild of Elitism!
• Skanker - Team Member for Guild Future Helpers!
• Illumination  - Team Member for Hire!
• Zylos - Team Member for Guild of Vulcan!
• Strike_Reyhi - Team Member for Guild of Vulcan!
• Anski - Team Member for Hire!
• Harry Burns - Team Member for the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader
• Cozzie - Team Member for the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader

Judges:

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[D&P3]

Me for judging games please

[tSwitch]

Who are you, again?

[pacdiggity]

Awesome. I'll contest. Might even lead if I get bored enough ;o

Being wary of the date this was posted, of course .-.

[tSwitch]

Awesome. I'll contest.

Being wary of the date this was posted, of course .-.

What'd you like to do?

[pacdiggity]

I WILL PARTICIPATE AND LEAD MY GUILD TO VICTORIOUS... OUTCOME.

[jomarcenter]

Who want to join the "Future helper" guilds.
Since the future helper and the seven tower game need help due to some certain situation (a.k.a trial problems).
and also i will credited to anyone who contribute to it.
And many more.

[tSwitch]

Future Helper guild is go.

[Gracie]

You know I'm in.

I'd like to form Team Elitist.

I'll be the leader.

And only certain people can join, so neener neener to everyone else. We'll have fancy shenanigans and generally be complete dicks to everyone else, whilst at the same time being annoyingly good at what we're doing.

[Esmeralda]

I'd like to sign up. But you must make me a Future Helper.

[jomarcenter]

I'd like to sign up. But you must make me a Future Helper.

accepted.

[tSwitch]

Updated.

[Gracie]

I'm claiming Pacman also. And Nam >:3

[tSwitch]

I'm not participating, as I'm the MC!

[Zylos]

FUTURE HELPER GO.

[Lethrface]

The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!

Does this involve groping of any kind?

[Illumination™]

I would like to join as a scripter but I am not gonna be on jomarcenters team.

[Zylos]

The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!

Does this involve groping of any kind?

The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

Or did you mean grouping?



Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild.

[IAMFORTE]

Does Nam know who I am >.<

I'll join Gracies guild if she'll have me

[Illumination™]

The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!

Does this involve groping of any kind?

The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

Or did you mean grouping?



Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild.

If you are joining too, then I guess it will work as long as you don't let jomarcenter make decisions further than the team name.

[Lethrface]

The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!

Does this involve groping of any kind?

The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

Or did you mean grouping?



Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild.

Nope you had it right.  I definitely meant groping.

[Gracie]

Does Nam know who I am >.<

I'll join Gracies guild if she'll have me

Yes, of course <3

Zylosss TwT whyyy

[Sophist]

haha april fools the guilds are fake

[Sophist]

not really throw my name into the ring

[tSwitch]

not really throw my name into the ring

Judge, Leader, or Member?

[Sophist]

member bro

[Gracie]

member bro

CLAIMED

[tSwitch]

member bro

CLAIMED

Sorry, this claim cannot be recognized until Guild Future Helpers selects a second member.

[Illumination™]

member bro

CLAIMED

Sorry, this claim cannot be recognized until Guild Future Helpers selects a second member.

I am in Future Helpers

[Lethrface]

I'm trying to decide whether to throw my name in the hat or judge lol.  On one hand, I like making things, on the other hand,  I don't want to work with Jormarcenter lol (no offense, Jormarcenter but I like to team up with people who I can effectively communicate with and not have to decipher what it is they are saying)

Of course, I'm sure Namkcor doesn't know me

[Gracie]

member bro

CLAIMED

Sorry, this claim cannot be recognized until Guild Future Helpers selects a second member.

I am in Future Helpers

Anski is miiiine!

[Dwarra?]

I'd like to form the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader.

[Illumination™]

I'd like to form the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader.

Give me a break, we already have one Guild dedicated to jomarcenter 

[tSwitch]

member bro

CLAIMED

Sorry, this claim cannot be recognized until Guild Future Helpers selects a second member.

I am in Future Helpers

Jomarcenter has not confirmed this.

[Illumination™]

member bro

CLAIMED

Sorry, this claim cannot be recognized until Guild Future Helpers selects a second member.

I am in Future Helpers

Jomarcenter has not confirmed this.

Damn, he already invited me twice to his previous "team" though.

Guess we will have to wait for him to come on.

[Acolyte]

Leader of the glorious Guild of Vulcan.

[tSwitch]

Acolyte and DrSword may select a member for their guild.

[Gracie]

Acolyte and DrSword may select a member for their guild.

Except Anski.

I claimed him twice. That shit ain't fair.

[tSwitch]

Acolyte and DrSword may select a member for their guild.

Except Anski.

I claimed him twice. That shit ain't fair.

The RMRK Guilds do not recognize this claim.

[Acolyte]

Anski may join the ranks of the Roman forge if he so chooses. ;o

[Gracie]

Anski may join the ranks of the Roman forge if he so chooses. ;o

Youuuuuuu >:C

[Acolyte]

Actually, I think I'd like to grab Zylos.

[Zylos]

Gay guys get all the ladies.




...Strike's going to kick my ass, isn't he?

[tSwitch]

Updated.

[Dwarra?]

Anski shall be mine

[Gracie]

Anski shall be mine

Fuck you he's mine faggot >:C

[Dwarra?]

Oh right, obviously.

[tSwitch]

Not updated.

[strike]

Gay guys get all the ladies.




...Strike's going to kick my ass, isn't he?

nah dogg, I'm a pretty sensitive guy.

[Dwarra?]

I need a member and it seems he's the only one up for grabs

[SirJackRex]

I'll join you Sword

[tSwitch]

If Sword confirms this, I will update.

[Dwarra?]

I will accept the SJR

[tSwitch]

Done.

[Illumination™]

Acolyte and Zylos, may I join your team? I am a decent scripter, but I can make facesets and general vector graphics too. I am also a composer.

And I can obviously do mapping and eventing and databasing, but that isn't anything special.

[Gracie]

Gimme Anski >:C [/persistent]

[Acolyte]

Illumination, I'll need some examples of your work first in order to make an informed decision.

[strike]

I could join Vulcan

[Acolyte]

Welp, can't argue with that logic. Strike is in.

[tSwitch]

Done.

[Illumination™]

@Acolyte:

Facesets:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Scripting:
This is my primary field
I can do mostly everything, I guess, but I really haven't got many examples for the RPG Maker series. I did help this guy out though:
http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,45488.0.html

Here is a quick health bar I made for this example too:


I can also do character edits, here is one from my GIAW:

[cozziekuns]

Scripter for hire, I guess.

[Gracie]

Gimme Cozziekuns! <3

[pacdiggity]

I'm claiming Pacman also.

I'm okay with this.

Also yes plz give Gracie Cozziekuns.

[tSwitch]

Gimme Cozziekuns! <3

The RMRK Guilds does not recognize this claim.

[Dwarra?]

Cozzie can join my great empire.

[jomarcenter]

i'm taking the following people.
Illumination
Anski

[tSwitch]

i'm taking the following people.
Illumination
Anski

Pick one.

[jomarcenter]

i'm taking the following people.
Illumination
Anski

Pick one.

i'm picking Illumination

[Acolyte]

Ok I call Anski.

[tSwitch]

Updated.

[Sophist]

i'm taking the following people.
Illumination
Anski

i'd never ever work with you


I pick acolytes team

[LoganF]

I'd be more than happy to assist with the judging, what with there being a lack of interest in that by the looks of it. That is, of course, if you consider me as knowable.

I'm not impartial to begging and bribery, however, if someone really wants another scripter or for some other role (besides graphics and audio that is). I would like to reserve my right to deny, though. I dislike stupid people and/or people with terrible grammar.

[Illumination™]

I renounced Jomarcenter back a few pages, I chose to rather apply for Acolytes team.

[Illumination™]

Anybody at all want me at their team except for Jomarcenter? I want to be part of a serious production, but if there isn't interest I guess I'll just watch instead.

[Gracie]

>:C You're all nonces. Except Pacman and IAMFORTE. They are classy gentlemen.

[pacdiggity]

I didn't even accept being in your guild, you just claimed me.

But whatever.

[LoganF]

You should you know better than to expect a choice when it comes to what Gracie wants.

[pacdiggity]

Logan's posts are quickly climbing my favourites list.

[Gracie]

You should you know better than to expect a choice when it comes to what Gracie wants.

<3 <3 <3

[D&P3]

I refute my earlier request to be a judge and have decided that if I am unable to do that, I would not mind being involved with a group.

My skills involve eventing and writing.

I'm up for joining someone's group, but as Logan said, I would also like to have my right to deny. I know of one group that I would definitely refuse to work with.

We shall see how this goes

[Esmeralda]

I refute my earlier request to be a judge and have decided that if I am unable to do that, I would not mind being involved with a group.

My skills involve eventing and writing.

I'm up for joining someone's group, but as Logan said, I would also like to have my right to deny. I know of one group that I would definitely refuse to work with.

We shall see how this goes

I wouldn't wanna join Gracie or Sword either. Come help me and jomarcenter

[Gracie]

D&P3 I like you, wanna join? You seem to be pretty level headed.

[LoganF]

Logan's posts are quickly climbing my favourites list.

It appears I'm getting more and more comfortable being an ass giving my opinion on matters and pointing things out. Part of my new April's resolution (it's a bit late to call it New Year's).

[pacdiggity]

I like assholes it turns out. They're more relateable.

[D&P3]

D&P3 I like you, wanna join? You seem to be pretty level headed.

I will gladly join you

[tSwitch]

So I gotta tell you guys, this was originally intended to be an April Fool's prank.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Since there's so much support for running the Guilds again, I think I'm going to sit down and lay things out a bit better so that come the summer, we can actually seriously run a big ol' RMRK event.

POSTPONE YOUR EXCITEMENT

[Esmeralda]

Phew

[Gracie]

AHAAHHAHA
Genius

I don't even know what this was


But is was an opportunity to be bossy, and well, you all know I couldn't fucking resist.

[D&P3]

You know, if this didn't get as much support that it did, this would've been a pretty damn good April fools prank.

I'll await till the actual one then

[pacdiggity]

I still think making jomarcenter an admin would've been funnier.

[tSwitch]

I still think making jomarcenter an admin would've been funnier.

We did that with Irock once.

[pacdiggity]

I still think making jomarcenter an admin would've been funnier.

We did that with Irock once.

You did it with Skaraflame too. But not as real. It was hilarious.

Also

Being wary of the date this was posted, of course .-.

I win.

[tSwitch]

[LoganF]

Well played, NAM. Even if it did end up turning itself out differently.

[jomarcenter]

I still think making jomarcenter an admin would've been funnier.

Well if you make me a temporary admin the prank i will do is this!!!


But you make me remember my previous EPIC prank:

Well last few year prank i did on another forums (which the owner of the site help me) he help me to make me as a temporary owner (a.k.a. change the forums setting name owner>admin and then prank admin>owner{bit still have the original owner take complete control of the site but i having little control})
so everyone would think that i'm the owner... and then i do this...


but that prank is now old and the site was shutdown...


but i kinda also like if this guild prank became real thing...

[tSwitch]

If we did that, you'd be a fake admin without any powers.

We're not stupid.

[tSwitch]

thank you all who became a victim to this prank and thank to the owner, admin, moderators, etc... who make this prank effect the whole forums...

maybe next year I will pull a very big prank...
please rate the prank at the poll so next time I will pull off a very big prank!

[Gracie]

Voted 0 since I didn't notice it was a prank and it wasn't really funny.

[IAMFORTE]

Can't Wait for summer then!

[Lethrface]

lol the fact this was posted on april first was part of why i with held officially throwing my name out there...I get ultra paranoid on april fools day.  It seemed to work well for me this time XD

Of course, the thing I was most paranoid about was if this was real and if jormarcenter picked me...lmao

[strike]

[yuyu!]

If jomar wanted to have done a real prank, he would have had someone plan out what his posts would say, and convince us all that he knew what we we've been talking about the whole time, and he's actually quite good with grammar.

That would be a real kicker, lo.

[Zeriab]

Nice Namckor! You gave me a good laugh

And good job guys causing this joke to actually trigger a real competition.

*hugs*