Say something rude about whoever posts next

*UNF UNF UNF* MY DEVIANCY IS NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

MUCH LIKE THE PERSON BELOW IS QUITE FOND OF

I thought it was caramel

It least I didn't invade Poland like \/ did.

CAKE WAS SERVED
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!

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V pees on old people because it makes them smell better.

Read the topic, Gracie. "Say something rude(i.e. bad) about whoever posts next".
That's not rude, it's a necessity. Which reminds me of that song from The Jungle Book.
On a related note, \/ once fucked a bear.

Damn right I did. I found it, beat the SHIT out of it, wrestled it to the ground and showed it who was its Daddy.

Way better than \/. They got the angry bear sex that came after I was finished.

I knew it would come back to bite me on the ass. I thought it was just an expression!
\/ once mistook shit for chocolate and had his dog put down when he ate it. That's just terrible.

That was no accident...

V doesn't worship Lord Inglip and has a penis, the size of which would put even the least well endowed mouse to shame.

Hey, I'm still huge in Japan. Which is where I saw \/, posing for live action Yuri photos.

Yuri is much better with guys.
No, it's not Yaoi. It's just Yuri with guys.

At least I didn't have a threeway with a caribou and a salamander like \/ did.

That salamander is a frisky bitch.

\/ was the caribou's cuckolded husband.

I get a kick out of my caribou with other ungulates, so what? It's actually rather exciting...

...and it's not nearly as laughable as \/'s public display of phobophobia, which leads them to many instances of humiliation.

Phobophobia is an incorrect term in that a phobia is an irrational fear of something, whereas a fear is not irrational. A fear of phobias is certainly not irrational in that they are to be feared as they are, themselves, giving you something to be feared of.

\/ has a bit of shit on their chin.

It's just coffee, I swear. Tastes about the same though, bleh.

The person below me, uh, is actually a nice person, just in the wrong place.

I'm just trying to belong! At least I don't pay attention to Animefan like \/ does.

I"D HAVE BANNED HIM A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO IF IT WERE UP TO ME

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THIS FUCKING GUY \/

Well I am a sexually active fellow, technically making me a "fucking guy"

If my dog were as ugly as V, I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards

Better grab them trimmers then, you.

\/ Is an asshole. Yeah. I said it.

Correction, I have an asshole.

\/ son has an ass for a head.

It's a very small ungulate, granted, but he provides me company.

\/ has a head for an arse.

its a SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION!
anyways I'm not turned on by  like \/ is

What we have is really special. It's not so much about physical attraction - he mentally stimulates me.

V smells their hand after wiping their butt

...I have nothing funny to say about that.

\/ looked at Djang's avatar and thought, "Wow, that guy must be ugly," which is wrong in two ways.

Your actualy right,sorry djang

\/ wants to be a living replica of homer simpson(I am not saying I hate homer he's awesome but he could do something about his donut addiction)

Yup, a replica of his hilarious nature and fondness for donuts

\/ has a maggot boob.

I read your post and thought it might be interesting. Interesting, yes. Humane... no.

\/ doesn't get it.