Say something rude about whoever posts next

[Zylos]

Me? Totally not. I'm just an innocent fox. Like I would ever pull a cool prank like that. I've got a semi-solid alibi. What nose hair braids? Go away.

The person below the next poster has a crush on the poster above them, but they've just realized that said person has a crush on the person above them, so now the person below the next poster wants to murder the person who posted above their crush's post, and the person below me is an asshole for letting the problem grow so large.

...waaaaait a minute...

[EvilM00s]

Look, I'm happily married. I thought it was just an infatuation. Besides, what was I gonna say? Stop looking into my bedroom from the next building with your binoculars? Stop masturbating while you talk to me on the phone? Quit leaving dead animals in my wife's car? It wasn't a big deal, really. \/ does that stuff, you know. Hey, put down that axe! Let's talk this over...

[WeirdGameMaker]

why talking it over?this way goes faster then talking it over I just wanted some revenge...
lets chop of that head of your oops I choped \/ head of...Can I use that head?

[Zylos]

Logic... failure...

But hey, at least things didn't fail as badly as \/ does when it comes to grammar.

[Sophist]

man yous a fagot

Next person to post is a fascist pig

[Gracie]

But I am a girl so its considered cute.


At I don't a face made of semen and vomit like V does.

Man, V has no pride at all.

[Arrow]

Awwwwwwwwwww. : (

Well it's certainly not so bad as having a vagina filled with centipedes.

[Jonesy]

If by have you mean a printed image from a certain thread then uh... yup.

V befriends young children on facebook and watches them grow, in a seedy way.

[Acolyte]

What's wrong with befriending children? What else am I going to do with all this candy?

At least I don't lick toilet seats like \/.

[Sophist]

Gotta clean em somehow.

Not as bad as the next person, who picks up used tissues people blew their nose in and eats the contents.

[EvilM00s]

Money is tight. The food budget has suffered.

It's not quite on par with v, who has been observed using astringent pads on their backne while simultaneously inserting foreign objects into various orafices- in public!

[Arrow]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THAT WAS A GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED INSERTION.

Shit, you'd think I'd been eating A GIANT TUB OF MAYONNAISE, LIKE THIS GUY. v

[Gracie]

IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

At least I don't have a centipede filled vagina FOR A FACE like V does.

[Arrow]

PTHBBTBRTT

Also centipedes.

But you know, it's really not so bad. I'm told it makes me look distinguished.

But that's really just the sort of thing \/ would say.

[Gracie]

Only because I have style.

Unlike V.

[Zylos]

What're you talking about? I have plenty of style.





\/ has a secret crush on Irock.

[Gracie]

I have secretly crushed with him rocks.

But at least I'm not a hemaphroduck like V.

[EvilM00s]

Quack, bitches! I get twice as much action as any one here, especially the introverted shut-in below. Get some sun, will you? Sheesh.

[Gracie]

This sun explodes at the sight of my awesomeness.

V is a side account of boxxyc*nt

[EvilM00s]

Good luck getting someone to- Aaaahhh, doornails... I've bene fuond uot! Damint! Cuold you raed thsi?

Oh well. The person below is renowned for their sub-aquatic necro-bestial anal butt sexcapades while under the influence of parsley joints!

[WeirdGameMaker]

you know that is one reason why my name is WeirdGameMaker...
the person below gets a bomb in the face from moi
and it has a little note on it wich says:you got something on your face!

[Gracie]

At least it wasn't pain!

The person below me has painful, penis dwelling ticks.
And if they don't have a penis, they just grew one.
Made of spit.

[Zylos]

This new anti-tick medicine is a sha- wait, I didn't read this instructions... I'm supposed to insert it WHERE?!?

I'll just rely on the person below to help me out. They're have a passion for inserting objects in places they're not meant to go.

[EvilM00s]

Hag od, I cad't breathe...

*POP*
>sniff< *GASP*

Okay, you caught me. You can also catch the person below me in a tutu having a tea party with not-so-recently dead woodland animals! 

Now come here, Z, and M00sey will make the ticks go away...

[Gracie]

What? These are my friends!

At least I'm not sleeping with them like V >:C