Say something rude about whoever posts next

In the spirit of the season, each person who posts will say something negative about whoever posts next (the fun part is not knowing who it would be) and whoever posts next has to just go with it.

person 1: "v is immature"
person 2: "SCREW YOU I AM THE MOST MATURE! the person below me sets people on fire"
person 3: "Only because they won't do it themselves, the person below me..." and on and on

okay, I guess I should start: the person below me has no taste in fashion

I can't disagree, I am not a bitch.


   is a bitch.
v

Hey, I'm no one's bitch. D:

...most of the time... <.<



The person below me smells like horse jizz.

Well of curse,  but v bathe in horse shit

how else can I expect to keep such a good complexion

v is trying to destroy RMRK from the inside out

Never! >

    has horrible acne
v

AAAAHHH IT'S TRUE HOW DID YOU KNOW 

I'LL NEVER TALK TO ANY ONE AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...


\/'s a dirty slut who smelleths of peanuts 

I did it because you told me you like peanuts >:C

V likes to do naughty things with watermelons.

At least I draw slut faces on them first

besides, v watches

Damn you! You know I derive pleasure from nothing else! 

\/ is a madman with a snotty nose.

well... i am a madman

\/ does unspeakable things with cacti

YEAH YEAH I SCRATCH THOSE PRICKLY BASTARDS ALL OVER MAH BODY! YEAH YEAH >


   is a dick head >:|
v

i told you it was a BIRTH DEFECT!

v likes to feed his dog peanut butter.

Is that rude? Because I actually -do- do that. It's how I give her her pills =o

   wow, you have yellow teeth.
V

yes, yes I do: 

I make an effort, though.

But y'know, \/ doesn't brush their teeth at all.

That was a secret ;_; .

V likes to "experiment" with sea lions.

I like to make sea panthers.

   has a taste for human flesh, you ugly hobo
V

It tastes of pork

\/ has an enlarged medulla oblongata

I RESENT THAT! I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE AT ALL!! >O -beats with a frozen tuna-

V faps uncontrollably to Celine Dion

Yeah, but I also fap uncontrollably to everybody else.

V Is a motherfucking sonofabitch bastard.

and that makes me all sympathetic-able and cool 

\/ will buy any album if it's featured as being at walmart.

Only because my mom gets 10% off.

V has a secret third butt cheek.

When I run, it whistles.

v has uncontrollably weeping sores all over their inner thighs and grundle area.

THE DOCTORS SAID I'LL BE ALRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!  







   has a small dick or a flabby chunky vajayjay  
V

Still bigger than yours 8D

V has late night fantasies involving Spongebob Squarepants, a kazoo, and packing tape.