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#1 • Jan 20, 2009
    • You wake up in a dark alleyway, you are rather :mad: and you don't remember how you got there, or when you got there.



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    #2 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Kick the nearby garbage can over.
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    #3 • Jan 20, 2009
    • in a fit of raeg, you kick over the garbage can.
    You don't feel any better.



    the noise attracts a nearby police officer.



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    #4 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Get ye flask.
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    #5 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Tell the officer you've had too much to drink and make an excruciatingly unusual face at him
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
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    #6 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you cannot seem to locate 'ye flask'.



    4 turns until arrest.


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    #7 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Quote from: Anski on January 20, 2009, 02:24:16 AM
    Tell the officer you've had too much to drink and make an excruciatingly unusual face at him
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
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    #8 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Quote from: Anski on January 20, 2009, 02:24:16 AM
    Tell the officer you've had too much to drink and make an excruciatingly unusual face at him
    Quote from: Anski on January 20, 2009, 02:34:47 AM
    Quote from: Anski on January 20, 2009, 02:24:16 AM
    Tell the officer you've had too much to drink and make an excruciatingly unusual face at him

    you tell the officer you've had too much to drink and make an excruciatingly unusual face at him.



    the officer is not amused.
    3 turns until arrest.

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    #9 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Kill the officer, rip off his face, and dawn his clothes. You now have a new identity, live your life as a police officer, raise his children, pleasure his wife.

    Live happily until you die in your sleep at the age of 84.
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    #10 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you attempt to kill the police officer and rip his face off.
    the police officer readies his pistol.



    2 turns until arrest

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    #11 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Throw a smoke bomb at his face and run away
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    #12 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you throw a smoke bomb and escape like a ninja
    the police officer is blinded



    where do you go?

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    #13 • Jan 20, 2009
    • To the boardwalk to get a funnelcake.
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    #14 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you get to the boardwalk and locate the funnel caek vendor,
    only to discover that you are totally broke



    what do you do?

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    #15 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Push the guy off the boardwalk and steal a funnel cake
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    #16 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you push the man off the boardwalk
    he screams very loudly



    you devour the funnelcaek
    +15 health



    what do you do?

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    #17 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Commit suicide.
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    #18 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on January 20, 2009, 03:09:31 AM
    Commit suicide.
    Cut across the stomach, and have a thought bubble of a catgirl peeing herself
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    #19 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you contemplate various methods of suicide



    you decide that you will kill yourself the only honorable way.
    your last thoughts are of catgirls peeing themselves



    you die.

    You wake up in a dark alleyway, you are rather :mad: and you don't remember how you got there, or when you got there.


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    #20 • Jan 20, 2009
    • hijack the two trashcans and form a hovercraft  :mad:
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    #21 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Pull a mcguiver and use those tools listed to go kill some hobo and take his pants, CAUSE YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
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    #22 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you attempt to assemble a hovercraft
    only to find that you are lacking some key materials

    • power source
    • engine
    • fan
    • rotor
    • steering mechanism
    • duct tape



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    #23 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Make them into armor
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    #24 • Jan 20, 2009
    • Climb that ladder and jump off the roof to test the armor's durability.



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    #25 • Jan 20, 2009
    • you create trash can armor!
    +25 Armor Bonus



    You are asleep.
    you have run out of action points for the day.

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