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I have a sad story to tell.

You know how the FBI's after me? Well now you do. Before i get into that, one day, my friend received a death note.

She knew everything about me and the FBI. And she knew that she had to do something to stop it. On my end at least.

So she wrote my name in the death note. And i died. It sucked.

Now i'm a zombie. And i accept questions.

Exceptions include why exactly the FBI's after me, that's classified information.

Also i do not accept your zombie racist comments. I stand here to give rights to zombies everywhere. The media is simply degrading to our kind.

Exception-breakers will be eaten.

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ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.

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I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.

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Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?

:tinysmile::tinysmile:

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why brains?

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ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.

I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.

Thank you. I now my childrens can be fed C:.

Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?

Asian brains taste better than other brains because ANIME and RAMEN.

why brains?
It's personal preference. Most zombies like brains, others go for hearts or lungs. Some like to drink the blood, we actually have a day for that were we all pretend to be vampires.

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What is the best way to kill you?

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Burning is the only way to be sure.

Perhaps.  :mex:

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Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.

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Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.

 :mex:


How does this make you feel?

...violated...

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Can you love anyone, or like him/her?
Arlen is hot.

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"Dear diary, jack pot"
Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?
Deceased, the memories of time flow ever lasting. Let the passion of the living and the dead touch you, and give you their wisdom.

I'd sooner die than leave your side, I'd sooner rust than let you die.

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Can you love anyone, or like him/her?

Yes, us zombies have feelings like everyone else

or perhaps we are pretending

I can't remember e3e;

Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?

Sometimes, when we see something we really don't like on a person, like black, really long hair, cargo pants, or sombraros, something in our zombie minds snaps and we need to kill something. Namely, the guy who's trying to shoot us at that point. Or one of those guys who work a cash register.  You can always tell.