Ask a zombie

Kathryn · October 14, 2008, 02:03:20 AM

I have a sad story to tell.

You know how the FBI's after me? Well now you do. Before i get into that, one day, my friend received a death note.

She knew everything about me and the FBI. And she knew that she had to do something to stop it. On my end at least.

So she wrote my name in the death note. And i died. It sucked.

Now i'm a zombie. And i accept questions.

Exceptions include why exactly the FBI's after me, that's classified information.

Also i do not accept your zombie racist comments. I stand here to give rights to zombies everywhere. The media is simply degrading to our kind.

Exception-breakers will be eaten.

Irock · October 14, 2008, 03:12:09 AM

ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.

Holkeye · October 14, 2008, 04:11:54 AM

I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.

Moss. · October 14, 2008, 04:17:26 AM

Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?

tSwitch · October 14, 2008, 02:39:58 PM

why brains?

Kathryn · October 15, 2008, 03:24:27 AM

Quote from: Irockman1 on October 14, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
ZOMBIES SUCK.

Now you have to eat me.

Quote from: Holk on October 14, 2008, 04:11:54 AM
I'm in ur thread, breakin' ur exceptions.

Thank you. I now my childrens can be fed C:.

Quote from: arlen on October 14, 2008, 04:17:26 AM
Do Asian brains taste better than other brains, because they're more brainy?

Asian brains taste better than other brains because ANIME and RAMEN.

Quote from: Cecil on October 14, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
why brains?

It's personal preference. Most zombies like brains, others go for hearts or lungs. Some like to drink the blood, we actually have a day for that were we all pretend to be vampires.

Forty · October 16, 2008, 01:31:13 AM

What is the best way to kill you?

Kathryn · October 16, 2008, 01:59:50 AM

Burning is the only way to be sure.

Perhaps.

Forty · October 17, 2008, 02:08:48 AM

Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · October 17, 2008, 03:09:00 PM

How does this make you feel?

Kathryn · October 17, 2008, 07:22:27 PM

Quote from: Forcystus on October 17, 2008, 02:08:48 AM
Are you sure it's not a shotgun or chainsaw?
Burning you seems kind of risky.

Quote from: BOE on October 17, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
How does this make you feel?

...violated...

Nightwolf · October 18, 2008, 05:23:01 AM

Can you love anyone, or like him/her?

Ruzu · October 18, 2008, 05:57:00 AM

Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?

Kathryn · October 22, 2008, 12:35:40 AM

Quote from: Nightwolf on October 18, 2008, 05:23:01 AM
Can you love anyone, or like him/her?

Yes, us zombies have feelings like everyone else

or perhaps we are pretending

I can't remember e3e;

Quote from: Ruzu on October 18, 2008, 05:57:00 AM
Why does it seem you always kill us for no reason?

Sometimes, when we see something we really don't like on a person, like black, really long hair, cargo pants, or sombraros, something in our zombie minds snaps and we need to kill something. Namely, the guy who's trying to shoot us at that point. Or one of those guys who work a cash register. You can always tell.