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Throw something at the next user!

Started by DeathLock~, April 28, 2008, 10:29:08 PM

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DeathLock~

Just look at the example:

User 1: I throw a fireball at the next user.
User 2: I get burnt. Then, I throw a rock at the next user.
And so on...

Lets begin:-

I throw a murderer with a knife at the next user.


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He rapes and cuts off my testicles. He adds them to a necklace of testicles he has around his neck and dances around the room while singing. He then goes back to his house where he has 10 small boys locked in his basement. He vomits into a bucket and give it to them. The vomit is the only food he gives them. After they finish eating the vomit, he rapes them all anally.

I throw up, on the next user.
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DeathLock~

:djang:
I take an anti-vomit spray to protect myself.

I throw a nuclear missile at the next user.


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It misses me. The radiation turns people into zombies. The zombies go out and rape every small boy in the world. After raping them, the zombies crawl up their asses. They walk around in the little boy suits and rape more little boys. The zombies become unbeatably because the are 30 people thick and no bullets can hurt them. They rape all the cows in the world who then spawn giant 20 penis monsters that rape all the chickens in the world.

I throw a dead cat at the next user.
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Sophist

The cat claws my eyes out and runs off to poop.

I throw a blindmans cane at the next person.
[fright]you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
[/fright]

Redwyn

Due to King not being able to see, the blindman's cane misses me and pierces through a gas tank, causing it and several others to explode.

Before being blown up, he throws magazines of yiffy [lulz] at the poor unsuspecting next user.

Zylos

I intercept the magazines before some poor sop has in it thrown in their face and add it to my secret stash.

<_<

>_>

I throw a live hand grenade at the next user.




DeathLock~

I catch, and accidentaly throw it at the orphanage.

I throw the worlds wars on the next user.


Zylos

I take all of the wars and solve them peacefully one at a time.

I throw myself into the next user's arms.




Knight Rider

"Oh look, dinner!"

I chop him into pieces and cooks it up. Yummy.

Throws Zylos meat into next user.

DeathLock~

Thats very generous of you AlienSoldier. XD

I throw the leftovers of Zylos at the next user.


Lominisio

I feed the leftovers to my dog. I hope he likes them. O_o

I throw Nightwolf at the next user.

DeathLock~

I put Nightwolf down.

I throw Lominisio's dog at the next user.


Nightwolf

WOW WHAT AN OPPURTUNITY.

I BURN IT.

Also, Lominiso <\3

I throw Irockman1's dick gap...


down to the next user.
Arlen is hot.

Sophist

I cannot stop it, and therefore are destroyed.

The dickgap continues to fall to the next person
[fright]you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
[/fright]

Nightwolf

I throw irockman at the dickgap and they clash-joining into each other!

I throw the explosion that took place due to the clash onto the next foo'
Arlen is hot.

Zylos

I have Irock set on ignore, so the explosion doesn't even faze me.

I throw a knife at \/.




DeathLock~

It stabs my heart! Too bad I don't have one.

I throw the depths of hell at V.


Nightwolf

Nightwolf uses Fly
Nightwolf Evaded the attack


Throws an Opera Singer down there
Arlen is hot.

Rune

My ears are destroyed.

I throw the remains of my ears at the opera singer, who then screams, runs away and detonates on the next user.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

DeathLock~

I feed the Opera Singer a nuclear missle, and he/she explodes! (Don't worry, RMRK is safe.)

I throw the guts of the Opera Singer at V.


SexualBubblegumX

I get the hell out the way because she's prolly uber fat.



Tosses a Rapier at \/.

DeathLock~

Sell the rapier to the blacksmith.

I then throw a cement block at V.


Zylos

I step to the side and watch as the cement block lands on \/.




DeathLock~

The cement block comes falling down, I took a hammer and broke it into two pieces.

It continued to fall on V.