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Throw something at the next user!

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I get hit by one piece and throw the other at the next person.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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That won't be comfortable. XD

I throw 10009 sharp large knifes at V.


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Returned from the dead.
The excess 9 knives are not needed to kill me, though I do get impaled and mutilated by the 10000 others.

I throw the last 9 knives at the next user, before faling over on the floor, and bleeding to death. After a day of lying there, dead, on the ground, my eyes are plucked out by Vultures, followed by the flesh in front of my stomach. The Vultures continue to eat all my bodily organs, before ripping my tongue out and flying home to feed it to their young.

The next user, having seen my empty carcass, turns and throws up, not expecting the knives that, somehow, are still flying through the air towards them.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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4 of the knives come racing down my month, and gets stuck, blood drips down.

The blood and remaining 5 knives fall down at V.


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I hold a thick shield over my head. The knives bounce off of the shield and fall to the floor. I live to die in some other topic.

I throw a snowball at \/.




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Let's attack agressively.
The snowball miss me and hit the snowman next to me.

I throw a :mex: at \/.

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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
Immaa Falcon punch that things ass!

Throws a jar full of jizm at \/

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dodges (thank god) and throws the book at \/

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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
Catches!

Throws some ILLEGAL SHIT at \/

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Returned from the dead.
I turn you in to the authorities

I throw a ninja into the next user.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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I burn the ninja with my flame thrower.

I throw 999 kilograms of Titanuim at V.


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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
I try to figure what that weighs because I don't know the metric system, then it smacks me in the face.


Throws a panda at \/

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Returned from the dead.
It falls on the floor and is too lazy to finish the job of killing me.

I throw a mutant, chainsaw-armed Gorilla into the next user.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2008, 12:12:42 PM by Rune »
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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So about that money...
I rape the gorilla because I can.

Throws Carl Marx at \/

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Burn him to hell!

* throws a piece of toast at V.


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I eat the piece of toast.

I throw a tantrum.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
I shake my head.

Imma throw a soda at \/

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Let's attack agressively.
Thanx, I was thirsty.

Throws empty can at \/

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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
*gets hit with can* Wait wut?


Throws a used condom at \/

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Let's attack agressively.
*dodges it* Whew!

The used condom fall at \/

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Sailor Man
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So about that money...
It slightly less gross because I used it....

Throws a pimp hat at \/

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I try it on for size, but it doesn't look good on me, so I throw it in the garbage.

I toss a hot potato at \/.




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passes the potato to \/

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So about that money...
Makes a baked potato.

Throws a ack of marlboros at \/

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Passes on to V.