Ask a Texan

Dwarra? · April 28, 2008, 03:51:14 AM

Djangofat made the last one and everyone knows shes not a real Texan. So ask away

Lord Dante · April 28, 2008, 03:56:46 AM

how fat are you?

:) · April 28, 2008, 04:11:34 AM

hows the ranch?

Sophist · April 28, 2008, 12:23:13 PM

How bout dem Cowboys

Dwarra? · April 28, 2008, 09:45:45 PM

Quote from: Lord Dante on April 28, 2008, 03:56:46 AM
how fat are you?

Im skinny, my body absorbs beef and makes it into thermonuclear energy for me to fight pollution

Quote from: Nouman on April 28, 2008, 04:11:34 AM
hows the ranch?

Great actually, just got a new herd of cattle

Quote from: King of the Universe on April 28, 2008, 12:23:13 PM
How bout dem Cowboys

It's not football season >:|

SirJackRex · May 21, 2008, 10:24:42 PM

Have you ever branded a cow?

SexualBubblegumX · May 22, 2008, 12:50:50 AM

Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?

droginator · May 22, 2008, 01:26:03 AM

Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo?

Leventhan · May 22, 2008, 10:21:17 AM

Do you like Texas fried chicken?

Restaurant Sackboy · May 22, 2008, 10:23:25 AM

What is Texas?

Sophist · May 22, 2008, 11:47:04 PM

Quote from: Rob on May 22, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
What is Texas?

...

Dwarra? · June 14, 2008, 08:14:43 PM

Quote from: Dick Valentine on May 21, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
Have you ever branded a cow?

Yes

Quote from: Volt Catfish on May 22, 2008, 12:50:50 AM
Have you ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass because he isn't a real Texas Ranger?

No

Quote from: droginator on May 22, 2008, 01:26:03 AM
Have you seen the Alamo?

Do you remember the Alamo?

I have been in the Alamo three times

Yes

Quote from: Leviathan on May 22, 2008, 10:21:17 AM
Do you like Texas fried chicken?

Duh

Quote from: Rob on May 22, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
What is Texas?

Best damn place on Earth

SirJackRex · June 14, 2008, 08:23:59 PM

Do you have bad pizza there?

Dwarra? · June 15, 2008, 04:53:51 AM

No actually we have great pizza. Nothing beats our bbq or tex-mex though.

Esmeralda · June 15, 2008, 11:14:59 AM

How much tumbleweed can you see flying about?

Dwarra? · June 16, 2008, 06:03:59 PM

Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months

Esmeralda · June 16, 2008, 06:24:45 PM

Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 16, 2008, 06:03:59 PM
Infinite, but if the question is "How much do I?" I've only see tumbleweeds like once every 2 months

I meant if you look outside the window right now

nvmnvm

faggot

Dwarra? · June 16, 2008, 06:26:25 PM

The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.

SirJackRex · June 16, 2008, 09:14:42 PM

How's the weather down there, mate?

Dwarra? · June 17, 2008, 09:23:51 PM

It rained today so only like 80 degrees.

SirJackRex · June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM

Does it rain often in Texas?

Irock · June 20, 2008, 06:08:10 PM

Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?

Yes.

Sophist · June 20, 2008, 11:52:16 PM

Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 16, 2008, 06:26:25 PM
The window in my room goes to the side yard, all I see is dog poop and fence.

Catch it on fire.

Dwarra? · June 21, 2008, 12:22:42 AM

Quote from: ? on June 20, 2008, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.

Leventhan · June 21, 2008, 06:52:30 AM

Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 21, 2008, 12:22:42 AM
Quote from: ? on June 20, 2008, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Dick Valentine on June 20, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Does it rain often in Texas?
Yes.

Well not really, it just started raining alot. Weve been in a drought these past years.

Is the great flood coming?