Ask the Token Black Guy (of RMRK)

A revised "Ask a Stereotype" thread!

Hit me with any question you have, be it about my personal life or about my activity on the forum.

Ever painted yourself white just to see what all the fuss is about?

No, but it would be funny to try, maybe I'll try it sometime.

What do you do when someone calls you an "Africian-American"?

I'd say "I find nigger less offensive", just to see the reaction, but I don't find any words such as "nigger" or any other racial term offensive. Nigger is only used by black people who think they are "bullet-proof" and comedians.

Black people also use the word as an escape token. I am not one of them.

Do you have a gun, if so what is it, if not GET ONE!

What do you do when someone calls you an "Africian-American"?

just to confirm, were in england, so the term "african-american" isnt used

just to confirm, were in england, so the term "african-american" isnt used

I know, that's why I asked it.

I would have known what he actually meant by it, so that is how I would reply.

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

Any thoughts about the English alphabet?

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

No, but mine is.

Also Tezuka, do cops give you shit all the time?

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Tezuka, is your penis long?

Do you have white feet but a totally black body otherwise ;-;

Do you love me?

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

I don't like Watermelon and I don't know what Mr. Pibb is, but I like fried chicken.

Any thoughts about the English alphabet?

....No

Also Tezuka, do cops give you shit all the time?

They have stopped me once or twice asking me if I have seen anything "suspicious", which kind of confuses me, but hey what are you gonna do? 

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

Tezuka, is your penis long?

Talk about personal.

I would say it is average I guess.

Do you have white feet but a totally black body otherwise ;-;

All of my body is the same colour.

Do you love me?

Of course I do Boe. :3

Tezuka do you sell crack/cocaine?

Tezuka are you black?

Tezuka do you sell crack/cocaine?

No...

....

*sniff*

Tezuka are you black?

Let me check...yep, I'm black.

Gold Team or BAG?

D:

You are all awesome.

I can't do that, sorry.

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

That doesn't mean you can't have a favorite one. ;o;

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

That doesn't mean you can't have a favorite one. ;o;

Tez... remember who you go to collage with 

is your semen black

Tezuka, is your penis long?

Talk about personal.

I would say it is average I guess.

So what's average?