Ask the Token Black Guy (of RMRK)

[Tezuka]

A revised "Ask a Stereotype" thread!

Hit me with any question you have, be it about my personal life or about my activity on the forum.

[shadowdude]

Ever painted yourself white just to see what all the fuss is about?

[Tezuka]

No, but it would be funny to try, maybe I'll try it sometime.

[Zylos]

What do you do when someone calls you an "Africian-American"?

[Tezuka]

I'd say "I find nigger less offensive", just to see the reaction, but I don't find any words such as "nigger" or any other racial term offensive. Nigger is only used by black people who think they are "bullet-proof" and comedians.

Black people also use the word as an escape token. I am not one of them.

[shadowdude]

Do you have a gun, if so what is it, if not GET ONE!

What do you do when someone calls you an "Africian-American"?

just to confirm, were in england, so the term "african-american" isnt used

[Zylos]

just to confirm, were in england, so the term "african-american" isnt used

I know, that's why I asked it.

[Tezuka]

I would have known what he actually meant by it, so that is how I would reply.

[Sophist]

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

[:)]

Any thoughts about the English alphabet?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

No, but mine is.

Also Tezuka, do cops give you shit all the time?

[Irock]

Who's your favorite rap artist?

[Kokowam]

Tezuka, is your penis long?

[Esmeralda]

Do you have white feet but a totally black body otherwise ;-;

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Do you love me?

[Tezuka]

Tezuka,

Fried chikunz.

Watermelon.

Mr Pibb


Is your mouth watering yet?

I don't like Watermelon and I don't know what Mr. Pibb is, but I like fried chicken.

Any thoughts about the English alphabet?

....No

Also Tezuka, do cops give you shit all the time?

They have stopped me once or twice asking me if I have seen anything "suspicious", which kind of confuses me, but hey what are you gonna do? 

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

Tezuka, is your penis long?

Talk about personal.

I would say it is average I guess.

Do you have white feet but a totally black body otherwise ;-;

All of my body is the same colour.

Do you love me?

Of course I do Boe. :3

[Sophist]

Tezuka do you sell crack/cocaine?

[Nightwolf]

Tezuka are you black?

[Tezuka]

Tezuka do you sell crack/cocaine?

No...

....

*sniff*

Tezuka are you black?

Let me check...yep, I'm black.

[Zylos]

Gold Team or BAG?

[Tezuka]

D:

You are all awesome.

I can't do that, sorry.

[Irock]

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

That doesn't mean you can't have a favorite one. ;o;

[shadowdude]

Who's your favorite rap artist?

Eww, I hate rap.

That doesn't mean you can't have a favorite one. ;o;

Tez... remember who you go to collage with 

[Esmeralda]

is your semen black

[Kokowam]

Tezuka, is your penis long?

Talk about personal.

I would say it is average I guess.

So what's average?