THE COURTROOM (TRIAL 2 START)

Spoiler for Rules:

We hold court in here, all posts must relate to the trial or you will be held in contempt of court. objection.mrdictionary.net btw

We are here today for the trial of one Hairy Butts. The defendant supposedly murdered his T.V.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390058

orly?

Yeah, Larry Butz
(What kind of judge is this?)

Whatever would the prosecutor like to bring in a witness

Yes you're honor, I would like to call Tay Zonday to the stand.

I move away from the mic to testify

Yes, well can you state your name and profession?

My name is Tay, T-A-Y, thats T-A-Y to the Z.

And I'm just a musician living the Internet Dream

(Wow how many times has this guy gone through puberty)

Mr. Zonday can you please tell me what you saw on the day of the murder.

Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

Is that all?

Yes~

Nick, his testimony was pretty tight, I don't think you're going to find any contradictions.

(Yeah I dont think I can find anything wrong)

Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390076

It's a song, look heres the music video. You can see him kill the TV in the beginning.

MR. ZONDAY THIS IS CRUCIAL EVIDENCE WHY DID YOU NOT PRESENT THIS BEFORE THE CASE

I thought everyone had seen it already :3

This guy is full of himself

*Video of the crime added to evidence*

MR. WRIGHT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BADGERING MY WITNESS
(Even though he is messed up)

(DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!)