THE COURTROOM (TRIAL 2 START)

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[spoiler=Rules]We hold court in here, all posts must relate to the trial or you will be held in contempt of court. objection.mrdictionary.net btw[/spoiler]



We are here today for the trial of one Hairy Butts. The defendant supposedly murdered his T.V.

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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390058

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orly?

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Yeah, Larry Butz
(What kind of judge is this?)

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Whatever would the prosecutor like to bring in a witness

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Yes you're honor, I would like to call Tay Zonday to the stand.

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I move away from the mic to testify

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Yes, well can you state your name and profession?

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My name is Tay, T-A-Y, thats T-A-Y to the Z.

And I'm just a musician living the Internet Dream

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(Wow how many times has this guy gone through puberty)

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Mr. Zonday can you please tell me what you saw on the day of the murder.

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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

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Is that all?

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Yes~

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Nick, his testimony was pretty tight, I don't think you're going to find any contradictions.

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(Yeah I dont think I can find anything wrong)

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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390076

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It's a song, look heres the music video. You can see him kill the TV in the beginning.
[youtube=425,350]2x2W12A8Qow[/youtube]

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MR. ZONDAY THIS IS CRUCIAL EVIDENCE WHY DID YOU NOT PRESENT THIS BEFORE THE CASE

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I thought everyone had seen it already :3

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This guy is full of himself

*Video of the crime added to evidence*

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MR. WRIGHT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BADGERING MY WITNESS
(Even though he is messed up)

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(DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!)