THE COURTROOM (TRIAL 2 START)

[Dwarra?]

[spoiler=Rules]We hold court in here, all posts must relate to the trial or you will be held in contempt of court. objection.mrdictionary.net btw[/spoiler]



We are here today for the trial of one Hairy Butts. The defendant supposedly murdered his T.V.

[Dwarra?]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390058

[Dwarra?]

orly?

[Dwarra?]

Yeah, Larry Butz
(What kind of judge is this?)

[Dwarra?]

Whatever would the prosecutor like to bring in a witness

[Dwarra?]

Yes you're honor, I would like to call Tay Zonday to the stand.

[Dwarra?]

I move away from the mic to testify

[Dwarra?]

Yes, well can you state your name and profession?

[Dwarra?]

My name is Tay, T-A-Y, thats T-A-Y to the Z.

And I'm just a musician living the Internet Dream

[Dwarra?]

(Wow how many times has this guy gone through puberty)

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Mr. Zonday can you please tell me what you saw on the day of the murder.

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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

[Dwarra?]

Is that all?

[Dwarra?]

Yes~

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Nick, his testimony was pretty tight, I don't think you're going to find any contradictions.

[Dwarra?]

(Yeah I dont think I can find anything wrong)

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Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2390076

[Dwarra?]

It's a song, look heres the music video. You can see him kill the TV in the beginning.
[youtube=425,350]2x2W12A8Qow[/youtube]

[Dwarra?]

MR. ZONDAY THIS IS CRUCIAL EVIDENCE WHY DID YOU NOT PRESENT THIS BEFORE THE CASE

[Dwarra?]

I thought everyone had seen it already :3

[Dwarra?]

This guy is full of himself

*Video of the crime added to evidence*

[Dwarra?]

MR. WRIGHT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BADGERING MY WITNESS
(Even though he is messed up)

[Dwarra?]

(DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!)

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Phoenix get on with it.

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What the hell happened to your boo-

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O hay Chief >_>

[Dwarra?]

Yeah so like I was singing my favorite song, Cherry Chocolate Rain, and this man runs up with a sledgehammer and smashes it into my T.V.

OBJECTION
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I'm over here

[Dwarra?]

Oh right, sorry.

[Dwarra?]

You said "This man ran up with a sledgehammer and smashed my TV

YET IN THE VIDEO IT IS CLEARLY A WOMAN, THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE DOES IT.

How could Larry smash the TV, if it was a woman.

[Dwarra?]

The answer is simple, Larry obviously had a sex change.

[Dwarra?]

Makes sense...

[Dwarra?]

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU GUYS

I'm not a woman ;-;

[Dwarra?]

Tch, not anymore

[Dwarra?]

(Heh, I always wondered about him)

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ORDER!

Today's trial is over, I want the defense and prosecution to look into this sex change affair.

Oh yeah, you can talk about the trial now.

[firerain]

blasphemy

[Dwarra?]

One of dese days Firerain, BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO DA MOON!

[JAP]

LOL

[Leventhan]

This is so awesome I think I just had an orgasm

[chewey]

[Dwarra?]

Court is now in order, would the prosecution like to call a witness to the stand?

[Dwarra?]

Uhhh, yeah I'd like to call...

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The dude from the Big Lebowski?

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Well....where is he?

[Dwarra?]

Sorry I'm late I found some cheetohs laying on the couch.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?!

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IT'S DANGEROUSLY CHEESY >:O

[Dwarra?]

OHHHHH YEEAAAAAAHHH

[Dwarra?]

WHAT

THE

FUCK?!

[Dwarra?]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. I mean really, they were only like a month old or sth.

[Dwarra?]

sth?

[Dwarra?]

It means SOMETHING, ROFL!

[Esmeralda]

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What is this fgtry?

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Please ignore that bullshit. We have a witness incoming that has some crucial evidence. Chewey?

[chewey]

Evidence Destroyed ;-;

[Sophist]

Not this thread again >B|

[Esmeralda]

Evidence Destroyed ;-;

FUCK YOU SWORD I FORGOT TO SAVE IT

[Dwarra?]

SKANKER YOU ARE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, ONE MORE OUTBURST AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED

[Esmeralda]

YOU FAGGOT COCKSUCKER YOU FUCK UR MOM YOU INCEST OFFSPRING PIECE FO SHIT FGT

[Zylos]

*gives Skanker sedative and big bottle of booze*

[Dwarra?]

SKANKER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

[Dwarra?]

This witness is getting us nowhere, Edgeworth do you have any more witnesses

[Dwarra?]

Yes your honor, I have one more.

[Dwarra?]

Well who is it?

[Dwarra?]

He is the King of The Sea

[Dwarra?]

Neptune...?

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NO BITCH, IM SEAKING!

[Dwarra?]

YOU'RE A FISH?!

[Dwarra?]

FUCK YEAH!

[Dwarra?]

HOW DO YOU EVEN RELATE TO THIS CASE?!

[Dwarra?]

WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*waterstone added to Court Record*

[Dwarra?]

Wait was that just your testimony?

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FUCK YEAH!

[Dwarra?]

[Dwarra?]

WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*waterstone added to Court Record*

Nick, think about it, I know there has to be something wrong

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(Wait)

OBFUCKINGJECTION

[Dwarra?]

WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!

[Dwarra?]

If you look closely, this water stone only transforms water types.


AND LARRY IS CLEARLY NOT A WATER TYPE! CLEARLY!

[Dwarra?]

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!

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!?!?!?!?!?

!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dwarra?]

ORDER!

Seeing as the defendant is not a water type, there is no way he could've gotten a sex change, and therefore he is
NOT GUILTY

[chewey]

WELL I USED TO BE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THEN I FOUND THIS

AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY FUCK I HAVE A PENIS"

*yaoi added to Court Record*

Interesting...

[Arrow]

How is that I am...so defeated?



I don't fuckin' know, SEAKING!



Ha...sarcasm.

[Dwarra?]

;-; why?

[Dwarra?]

Oh yeah you guys decide what happens in the next trial

[Sophist]

Animefan is accused of beating a woman to death.

[Arrow]

And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.

[Leventhan]

Irock is accused of taking pictures of himself.
True story.

[chewey]

And Cthulhu is accused of beating a dead horse.

Hahahaha, +rep.

I still love you though Cthulhu :*

[Dwarra?]

Animefan is accused of the kidnapping, rape, and murder of Maya Fey.

[Dwarra?]

Ok we are here today for the trial of Animefan.
He tried to poison Chewey's balls, at which he failed, he then became aggressive and attacked Hank Hill with airsoft guns. A lethal shot placed in Mr. Hill's forehead is the cause of death.

[Dwarra?]

Wow thats pretty fucked up, would the prosecution like to call a witness?

[Dwarra?]

Yes I would like to call Chewe-

Um... Mi- Mister E-Edg-Edgeworth sir?

What?

The witness isn't here yet

Sticky Note: Oh hey I'm tired and going to bed, I guess I'll finish this later (CLIFFHANGER: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WITNESS?!)

[Nightwolf]

Is there a bathroom nearby?

[Esmeralda]

Is there a bathroom nearby?

Just use Sword in his sleep :3

[Kokowam]

Wasn't I the judge?

[Nightwolf]

Is there a bathroom nearby?

Just use Sword in his sleep :3

I was bud then i thought i'd get my pee dirty

[totalinfinity]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I almost pissed myself. (did i just say that out loud?)

[Kokowam]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I necro'd.

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He was riding his bike when there was a lighting strike.
Now he can read real fast, he's good at science and math. Black doctor!

[Dwarra?]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I necro'd.

HAHAHA HE DIDNT NECRO LOOK AT THE DATE FAGGOT

[Kokowam]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this is so fucking funny I necro'd.

HAHAHA HE DIDNT NECRO LOOK AT THE DATE FAGGOT

Lol wtf? This topic said it had a new post.

[Dwarra?]

Because you maybe didnt read it

[Kokowam]

Everything is marked as "read." All recent posts, at least. As in the first page of 7yay.