Need help with a catchy title

Okay, I'm making a comedy game, and I want a title similar to the "Pajama Sam" style. You know, those titles that rhyme. I'm not a natural english and can't come up with it myself.
It has to be a short one sentence rhyme, a catchy sentence that really rhymes nicely. Of course it has to be about a subject in the game.

I can't tell the whole point of my game, cause then it'd be spoiled, but please use these words (or words similar to them)

Alone, have friends.

I know that's very short, but it shouldn't be longer. I'll give a crappy example of how it's supposed to look like: "Don't burn your face in the vacuum of space".

Well, that sucked. Anyway, I hope you understand what I mean, and I hope someone can come up with a catchy rhyme for my title.

Thanks in advance!

PS.: It doesn't matter if it sounds childish or w/e.

Edit: Oh wait, I forgot an important part. You can check here if you don't know the Pajama Sam titles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajama_Sam

"You are what you eat from you head to your feet", "Life is rough when you lose your stuff", that's the kind of title I want. Catchy, rhyming, and still displaying the subject.

We really need to know something about the game to make a title that's related to it.

Also, I used to love Pajama Sam. Maybe I still have the games. ;___;

Okay, I'll spoil the plot a bit.

Basically it's about a guy who goes to watch TV, then he sees everything on TV has been censored and there are way more educative programs then usual. So he goes off on a journey against censorship, and on his way he encounter hilarious things like classic video game heroes and children who're attempting to take over the world...

LOL I USED TO LOVE PAJAMA SAM. XD I think it was him... Anyways, wuddabout...

<Insert Guy's name here>'s Solitary Trip to Save All That Is Hip. XD

Well, the Pajama Sam titles had the game's basic moral. What's the moral to this story?

Uhm... Well, the moral is that Censorship is bad... But this is a comedy game so everything's actually a big joke. But yeah, the moral would just be that censorship is bad. I can't really come up with a great moral, lol.

LOL I USED TO LOVE PAJAMA SAM. XD I think it was him... Anyways, wuddabout...

<Insert Guy's name here>'s Solitary Trip to Save All That Is Hip. XD

You gave me an idea. If nothing better pops up, it's gonna be Bridgeman's Trip to Save All That is Hip!

Lol yay! I put Solitary because you said to put alone or stuff like that in.

Hehe, yeah that's true, it was good that way, but with a longer name like Bridgeman it wouldn't sound right. So I removed solitary

How about "Black Groovy Bars Attack Movie Stars"

or "CensorShip of Fools"

or "To Be Center-Brained Or To Be Entertained"

That sounds pretty good too, but I dunno... It's different, lol

"Censorship is for Sheeps only"
I have no idea what to post.
"TV Jeebies"