Well class this weeks lesson is about getting through hallways.
Black People- IF YOU ARE A BLACK MAN BE PROUD, YOU ARE THE BEST PEOPLE TO BE AROUND IN THE HALLS. Blafrican Americans often grow impatient at the slowness and even complete blockage of halls, since they, being black, are more athletic than most of other races, black people are easily able to ram through groups of kids that just wont move. THis creates a temporary passage through the stand still halls of lame. For black women see the general women group.
Mexicans- IF YOU ARE A MEXICAN FUCK YOU. Latinos, ah yes, I like to call them the oil of our schools. No matter how much you shake them up and disperse them in our water, they always find someway to get back together. The Hispanic people like to group up often forming parties of 20+. Walking through the school slow as hell as well as onesiding traffic. BAD!
Asians- These people dont really affect the halls much. You chinks/japs/nams/koreans/hutwomen(Anne) are OKAY in my book.
White people- Same as asians. (Except white women)
WOMEN- WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE MEXICANS. YOU GOD DAMN WOMEN HAVE TO HUG EVERY FUCKING PERSON YOU SEE ON THE WAY TO YOUR CLASS. WHAT THE HELL. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU ARE WHITE,BLACK OR ASIAN. YOU ALWAYS DO THE SAME FUCKING THINGS. YOU ARE THE REASON THE HALLS SO SLOW.
Air, on the second floor of crowded schools you may find it hard to breathe, well thats because all the fucking mexicans are sucking it up. So either hurry to the next floor or go to a bathroom and catch a breather.
*RIIIING*
Oh shit thats the bell, next weeks lesson is on Relationships.
Homework~ Read Chapter 1 Section 1
CHAPTER ONE SECTION ONE
Vocabulary: Stoppers
This has just been brought to attention to me by one of our students.
StoppersIf life was pokemon,WOMEN would evolve into Stoppers. Stoppers are almost ALWAYS women. These people like to find eachother, use a hug attack and stop dead where they met and ensue in conversation. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. Stoppers often have no regard for the outside world and, being the complete douches that they are, will slap you when anal rapage ensues. ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THE DECIDED TO STOP WITH YOU WALKING BEHIND. Say you get slapped, pat her on the ass, point your fingers and wink.Shes a stopper she wont chase, hell she might go tell a teacher but you'll be long gone by then. So what does a stopper do when she encounters another stopper in the class room environment? Well it all depends on the class, the stopper will knock her purse over on her desk, take out her cell phone and start texting. In Gym, the stopper will find another and walk around the track at a horrendously slow speed and take up as much room as possible. Making it much harder for people wanting an A/ can actually run. Stoppers severely hinder traffic (fig1) and should be avoided at all costs.
FIG1
RED DOTS- COLLISIONS
BLACK DOTS- STOPPERS
PINKS DOTS- HUGGERS
BLACK/PINK- EVOLVING HUGGERS
Note how only one path is free, also there is only enough room for ONE way of traffic, you fucking whores move out the damn way got it?
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