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Vending Machine

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Hungry
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Mawbeast
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gets tomatoe

inserts Mac

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Level 89
Project of the Month winner for October 2007
You get a brand, new computer.

Inserts myself.

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Walking Billboard
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Level 87
You don't get anything because you are now stuck in the vending machine. Whoops.

Throws in a bungee cord.

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Level 85
:3
You somehow pull Shadow out of the vending machine.  :D

Inserts credit card.
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You get an empty credit card, because I took all your money from the account.

Inserts a twinkie.

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Level 85
:3
You get a cockroach back.

Inserts the movie WALL-E.
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Level 89
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You get a good movie.

Inserts the sun.

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Furry Philosopher
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Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
The machine melts and you get nothing.

Inserts a repairman.




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You get a sign telling "Repaired"

Inserts a national german costume.

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Hungry
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Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
you get a Panzer

inserts my av

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Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets demonic chinese food.

Inserts semen.




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Hungry
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Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets a baby in 9 months

inserts crab meat, cream cheese, a hint of lemon juice, and some chopped onion

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Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
gets a baby in 9 months

Oh shi... o_o


Gets a happy vending machine with a full belly.

Inserts nothing for fear of hurting the baby.




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Hungry
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Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets the baby anyway

inserts tofu-tumor

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Level 89
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Gets tofu-cancer.

Inserts Kamelots latest album

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Hungry
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Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets Elis' latest album

inserts charmandasaur

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Gets a burning vegetable.

Inserts Bucks Fizz

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Hungry
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Level 96
Mawbeast
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gets POWERTHIRST, FIZZBITCH!

inserts my hand

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Get a scrambled egg.

Inserts a brown carpet shark.

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Hungry
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Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets a white carpet shark

inserts a bucket of water

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Level 89
Project of the Month winner for October 2007
Gets a glas of juice.

Inserts 1000 roses.

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Hungry
Rep:
Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets 10000 thorns

inserts unsolved rubik's cube

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Level 89
Project of the Month winner for October 2007
Gets a solved rubik's cube

Inserts a fake smiley.

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Hungry
Rep:
Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets a real smiley

inserts .mkv file

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Communication begins with understanding
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Level 89
Project of the Month winner for October 2007
Gets a .exe file

Inserts Robin Williams