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Gets lies

Inserts Clipped toenails
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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Go away Hakumen...
Gets them back along with glue.

Inserts KFC.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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Gets :kfc:

Inserts




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Gets a pizza made out of an artic fox.

Inserts a scythe.


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Gets a coupon for 20% off black robes.

Inserts Salsa Verde Doritos.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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Gets diarrhea.

Inserts my penis.




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Gets a sperm refill.

Inserts car.


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Gets an axle.

Inserts a broomstick.
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Gets a golden snitch.

Inserts an endless sea of Zylos Smilies.




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gets alot of matted fur


inserts Revolution DeathSquad by DragonForce
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"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Gets several miles of static.

Inserts several hours of static.
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Gets a broken radio.

Inserts a knot.




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gets a horny dog

inserts barak obama's ear
"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Gets blood.

Inserts guts.


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Gets bravery metaphor.

Inserts sexual innuendo.




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Gets a scandalized-looking grandmother.

Inserts a sultan.
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2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Best Veteran2011 Kindest Member2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Get's an evil adviser named Jaffar.

Inserts west098.




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Level 90
Returned from the dead.
Gets an awesome unbelievably bad game.

Inserts one of Zylos' personalized smilies.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Level 87
gets a photobucket account

inserts metal oxide and aluminum
"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Gets acid and aluminium.

Inserts a Glaceon.
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Gets Leafeon.

Inserts Nintendo DS.




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Gets Dr. Kawashima.

Inserts The fundamentals of physics textbook.

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Gets a very simple universe.

Inserts several cookie ingredients AND NO EGGS

WHO GETS REFERENCE >.<
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Gets reference.

Inserts porn.