Vending Machine

[Zylos]

Gets an overly-used smiley often posted by noobs for no reason.

Inserts mah phone number.

[Sabre_of_Pain]

gets your address, full name and social security #

inserts queen victoria's royal family jewels

[Zylos]

Gets arrested for grand larceny.

Inserts broken computer.

[DeathLock~]

Gets a computer insurance.

Inserts keygen.

[Grafikal]

Gets every RPGM for free.


Inserts the downfall of World of Warcraft.

[Forty]

Gets thousands of retards climbing out of their houses and basements

Inserts an epic mount

[Sabre_of_Pain]

gets an extraordinary amount of gold then blows it all on dwarven ale

inserts a corrupted mp3 file

[DeathLock~]

Gets corrupted MP3 player.

Inserts random url.

[Zylos]

Gets mystery link.

Inserts pirate flag.

[DeathLock~]

Gets the booty.

Inserts furry.

[Sabre_of_Pain]

gets yiffy

inserts yaoi

[Zylos]

Gets erection.

Inserts erection.

[Kathryn]

Gets denied. Sorry zylos.


Inserts a copy of spore.

[Daniel Otterbach]

Gets an awesome video game!

Inserts $2.47

[Zylos]

Gets a message saying that you are $.03 short.

Inserts $.03.

[Daniel Otterbach]

Get's $.03 back becuase vending machines do not accept pennies.

Inserts a two dollar bill.

[DeathLock~]

Gets tax.

Insert mother earth.

[Daniel Otterbach]

Gets father sky.

Inserts blue bird egg shell.

[Zylos]

Gets homemade Omlets.

Inserts glass of milk.

[tSwitch]

Gets the cow it came from

inserts Ramen

[Felix-0]

Beefy noodles come out

Puts in Star wars: Knights Of the Old Republic

[tSwitch]

gets Xbawks

inserts gay condoms

[Kaitenshin]

gets cherry flavored gay condoms

inserts one skill point

[tSwitch]

gets Lv5 quadra slash

inserts pringles

[Kathryn]

Gets those weird delectable restaurant-style pringles

Inserts tomato