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Vending Machine

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Furry Philosopher
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Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets an overly-used smiley often posted by noobs for no reason.

Inserts mah phone number.




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FURRY 4 LIFE. Here kitty kitty kitty....
Rep:
Level 87
gets your address, full name and social security #

inserts queen victoria's royal family jewels
"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Furry Philosopher
Rep:
Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets arrested for grand larceny.

Inserts broken computer.




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Rep:
Level 87
Gets a computer insurance.

Inserts keygen.


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Resource Artist
Rep:
Level 94
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Project of the Month winner for June 2009
Gets every RPGM for free.


Inserts the downfall of World of Warcraft.

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Licks
Rep:
Level 91
Sexual Deviant
Gets thousands of retards climbing out of their houses and basements

Inserts an epic mount

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FURRY 4 LIFE. Here kitty kitty kitty....
Rep:
Level 87
gets an extraordinary amount of gold then blows it all on dwarven ale

inserts a corrupted mp3 file
"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Rep:
Level 87
Gets corrupted MP3 player.

Inserts random url.


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Furry Philosopher
Rep:
Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets mystery link.

Inserts pirate flag.




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Rep:
Level 87
Gets the booty.

Inserts furry.


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FURRY 4 LIFE. Here kitty kitty kitty....
Rep:
Level 87
gets yiffy

inserts yaoi
"screaming out the mating call. i've become the lord of love"

caramelldansen forever!

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Furry Philosopher
Rep:
Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets erection.

Inserts erection.




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Walking Billboard
Rep:
Level 87
Gets denied. Sorry zylos.


Inserts a copy of spore.

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Rep:
Level 85
:3
Gets an awesome video game!

Inserts $2.47
:dalton:

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Furry Philosopher
Rep:
Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets a message saying that you are $.03 short.

Inserts $.03.




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Rep:
Level 85
:3
Get's $.03 back becuase vending machines do not accept pennies.

Inserts a two dollar bill.
:dalton:

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Rep:
Level 87
Gets tax.

Insert mother earth.


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Rep:
Level 85
:3
Gets father sky.

Inserts blue bird egg shell.
:dalton:

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Furry Philosopher
Rep:
Level 94
Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
Gets homemade Omlets.

Inserts glass of milk.




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Hungry
Rep:
Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
Gets the cow it came from

inserts Ramen

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Rep:
Level 85
Beefy noodles come out

Puts in Star wars: Knights Of the Old Republic

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Hungry
Rep:
Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets Xbawks

inserts gay condoms

FCF3a A+ C- D H- M P+ R T W- Z- Sf RLCT a cmn+++ d++ e++ f h+++ iw+++ j+ p sf+
Follow my project: MBlok | Find me on: Bandcamp | Twitter | Patreon

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Rep:
Level 90
Go away Hakumen...
gets cherry flavored gay condoms

inserts one skill point
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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Hungry
Rep:
Level 96
Mawbeast
2013 Best ArtistParticipant - GIAW 11Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.2012 Best Game Creator (Non-RM Programs)~Bronze - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for December 2009Project of the Month winner for August 20082011 Best Game Creator (Non RM)Gold - GIAW Halloween
gets Lv5 quadra slash

inserts pringles

FCF3a A+ C- D H- M P+ R T W- Z- Sf RLCT a cmn+++ d++ e++ f h+++ iw+++ j+ p sf+
Follow my project: MBlok | Find me on: Bandcamp | Twitter | Patreon

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Walking Billboard
Rep:
Level 87
Gets those weird delectable restaurant-style pringles

Inserts tomato