Ask a Satanist

[GilgameshRO]

Here I was all excited about a chance to be a dick and you guys went and beat me to it. So I guess I'll just be serious.

Why did you turn to religion?

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are you the only Satanist in your family?

[shadowdude]

I should check this more often

Ever get tired of people on the internet being complete ass-sucking douchebags about your personal religious choices?

yeah, it gets quite annoying after a while

do you believe in heaven or hell?

do you believe in God or the Devil?

do you believe that when you played the old evilsongs you will sometimes here a sound saying
"I am satan master of all blah blah blah obey me succumb to my power"

God
Satanists do not believe that Satan is a god; rather, the function of God is performed and satisfied by the Satanist him/herself. That is, the needs of worship, ritual, and religious/spiritual focus are directed, effectively, inwards towards the Satanist, as opposed to outwards, towards God.

That should answer your first and second question

I didnt exactly understand what you said at the end of this.

Shadow will you ever stop your raping spree, will you also stop hitting me 

no and no

Here I was all excited about a chance to be a dick and you guys went and beat me to it. So I guess I'll just be serious.

Why did you turn to religion?

Im not so sure, maybe because i agree with what it stands for.

are you the only Satanist in your family?

yes

[Knownot]

So I'm condused.
Do you believe in the christian God?

[Mental]

How do you feel about believing in the wheel in the sky, and then CHOOSING THE WRONG SIDE?

[Knownot]

Is Darth Vader Satanist?

[shadowdude]

Is Darth Vader Satanist?

no idea. But if he isnt then he should be

[SirJackRex]

Is Darth Vader Satanist?

no idea. But if he isnt then he should be

Darth Vader is badass, he doesn't need a religion to make him badass.

[Knownot]

Is Darth Vader Satanist?

no idea. But if he isnt then he should be

Darth Vader is badass, he doesn't need a religion to make him badass.

How do you feel about believing in the wheel in the sky, and then CHOOSING THE WRONG SIDE?

But didnt Darth Vader choos the "Wrong Side" also? Does that make him satanist?

[SirJackRex]

I don't think they have satanism in StarWars.

[Knownot]

okay good point.... damn

[InfernoPhoenix]

How do you worship?

[Knownot]

the same way you touch yourself at night.

[InfernoPhoenix]

orly?
So does that make me a satanist?

[Knownot]

No.
He does it for worship.
You do it for pleasure

[CartoonFan]

Do Satanists sacrifice animals and stuff?

[shadowdude]

Depends on what type of Satanist you are

[Malson]

But didnt Darth Vader choos the "Wrong Side" also? Does that make him satanist?

I don't think they have satanism in StarWars.

okay good point.... damn

why do I find this so goddamn funny

[SirJackRex]

But didnt Darth Vader choos the "Wrong Side" also? Does that make him satanist?

I don't think they have satanism in StarWars.

okay good point.... damn

why do I find this so goddamn funny

I don't know... 

[JoelCMJ]

You got satanists and devil worshippers. I personally believe there is pure evil out there but thats just me. I love Slayer, Venom and everything else that is evil. (basically thrash metal) Hail Satan! For the name and idea brought along my favourite kind of music. However satanasisim is just going from that bible nothing to do with sacraficing babies and burning churches or that sh!t.