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Trisha opens her eyes in fear. It is the same dream again. Sweat pours down her chest. She grasps her chest and walks toward her bathroom. She opens the cold faucet and endures the cold water. She looks down at herself. Some much money she spent on herself to looks so beautiful but still she spends lonely nights. There must be purpose in her life. God must have something in store for here. And only dream is gives her some kind of purpose. She puts on her Hello-Kitty panties and her clear bra. She slips on some tight jeans and a white shirt. She has to find Jack. She has to tell Jack about her dream. She has to save Jack.

Then a voice rang out in Trisha's head "Save Jack Save the world."

"If that is what i must d," she said slipping into a sweatshirt and riding her Hog to where JAck was. (Hog meaning an acutal HOg)

Then i stuck her. WHO THE F*#$ IS JACK?

SOme dude came out of a bush it was MOrris the guy who cant do anyhting.


"I dunno wanna kill him?"

Trisha pulled of here shirt in utter surprise. Morris eyes gleamed with happiness.

"Woah......Bit over the top? I eman come one you dont even know this guy....What makes you think he really is a good guy what if he wants to do THINGS to you," he siad still eying the boobies.

"Your grammer sucks!" She exclaimed

"INO!" he replied.

Still, wanna touch one?

*he does*

ARHAR!

*she makes him splode*

SHWING~!

He pulls him self together.
"Well now what" he says to himself.

A Big Green Man comes out of the Window and grabs Trisha and Replies:

"I Shall Still thos Girl, For no Particular reason Whatsoever!!!!"

And leaves to his Castle.

He looks at the green man stealing the girl.
"Damn, thats the tird one this week."

JUST THEN, THE SKY WAS DARKENED BY TINY FLYING MOOSE

Who shouted, "I AM THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!"

Down he flew and rained his tiny horror on to the green man.

But then from nowhere came the mightiest of all warriors, a BUKAKE WARRIOR. Well then he just stood there watching the green guy get killed.

Then he was like, "BUKAKE WARRIOR!!!!!!" And then he got laid by a really hot anime chick.

FOOLS! WHEN I SAID MOOSE, IT WAS PLURAL!

And then the Bukake Warrior got the moose drunk, every single one of them.

What dont u say to a herd of drunk moose?

The Green man Comes out alive for no Reason and Replies.

"I Shall Steal This Mosh Pit For No Particular Reason Whatsoever"
Runs like a Biach and falls down on a Puddle that was 2 Feet long and breaks his Head.

That poor green man could not predict such a fate.  It was unfortunate, yes.  It was ironic, yes.  Most importantly it was driven by this story, yes.  A huge meteor came with a powerful bust and destroyed a nearby planet.  It was at this time that the Green man died.  related?  who is to know.

Many moose rejoiced.

Then suddenly the Great Mighty Poo appeared and made it rain Poo as he sang his song and how he will Ram the people who died heads up his butt

/\ Ignored.

Much Moose sex was had.

Don't forget it was DRUNKEN moose sex.

So after the moose sex Bob Doel cam around and started talking about great he is.

(WTF!!!) /\Ignore all the way after fiesten...

Trisha tells him she has to find Jack.

"Jack from 24," he replies. "I am his daddy!"

"O really! What is your name," Trisha says.

"My name is Shaq-Daddy!"

Trisha pulls her shirt back down and walks away.