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#76 • Feb 25, 2007
    • Quote from: oneray on February 25, 2007, 07:32:05 PM
    (WTF!!!) /\Ignore all the way after fiesten...

    Trisha tells him she has to find Jack.

    "Jack from 24," he replies. "I am his daddy!"

    "O really! What is your name," Trisha says.

    "My name is Shaq-Daddy!"

    Trisha pulls her shirt back down and walks away.
    MOrris runs up to Trisha I was just kidding about killing that dude Jack lets go find him.
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    #77 • Feb 26, 2007
    • Trisha agrees to let MOriss tag along. But she does say that her services are no longer free. They hitch a ride and find that the driver quite odd.

    "Do you want to see what is my pants?" the driver asks Trisha.

    Trisha replies," Sure!"

    The driver unzips his button and...
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    So about that money...
    #78 • Feb 26, 2007
    • A grenades flies out of his pants, killing every one in the car.
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    #79 • Feb 26, 2007
    • A gerbil jumps out onto the stop of the steering wheel, nibbling on something that is distinctly resemblant of a pair of testicles.

    (damn.)
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    #80 • Feb 26, 2007
    • A Giant Blue Blob/Slime Comes out of Nowhere and start terrorizing everyone.
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    #81 • Feb 26, 2007
    • OH LORD WHY
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    #82 • Feb 26, 2007
    • The Blob Replies:
    "BECAUSE I'M OVER NINE-THOOUUUSAAAAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    #83 • Feb 26, 2007
    • Quote from: Dark Angel Sion on February 26, 2007, 02:23:48 AM
    A Giant Blue Blob/Slime Comes out of Nowhere and start terrorizing everyone.

    Why do I remember this post saying raping instead of terrorizing?

    AND NOW I'M OVER NINE-THOUSAND AND ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! It screamed, spitting out a human femur.
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    #84 • Feb 26, 2007
    • bECAUSE THE BLOB RAPES ALL OF HUMANITY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!!

    ALooks At the Arrow with the Big-O like in his Mouth The Blob Replies...Where's Jack of Spades?! Me Wanna Eat huim, cause I'm OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's jelly bod moved like some Big Bag of Water.
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    #85 • Feb 26, 2007
    • WATER?! I CHUG WATER DAILY! FOUR BOTTLES A DAY! COME HERE YOU DELICIOUS LIQUIDY BASTARD, I SHALL DRINK YOU AND THUSLY BECOME MORE THAN NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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    #86 • Feb 26, 2007
    • Giant Blod : NOOOO!! BUT I AM OVER NINETHOU-

    *Blobs was Drinken By Arrow-1*

    Then, out of the Ground, comes the Green man with Zombie Status...(LOL)

    "FOR NO D*MN REASON, I SHALL PLAGUE THE WORLD WITH MY PLAGUE OF NOT COPYRIGHTED RESIDENT EVIL LIKE PLOT"

    an Army of Drunken Zombie Mooses walks toward our heores...(what would they Do?!)
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    #87 • Feb 26, 2007
    • A lone squad car pulls over the drunken zombie moose army and charges them with public intoxication.  After attempting and failing to fit each of the zombie moose into the back of his vehicle, the police officer radios for backup.  Unexpectedly, the A-Team arrives, with Mr. T and Murdock arguing the entire time about airlifting the suspect moose zombies, because, as we all know, Mr. T has problems with flying.  Their van screeches to a halt just inches from the squad car, and the back door flies open.

    "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY mmmmmmJEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"  shouts the crazed man running at top speed toward the now-uncontrollable zombie moose horde.

    "Did he just do that?"  Murdock asked.

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    #88 • Feb 26, 2007
    • Morris gets out of the car being a man in late 20's he does a sexy jig as he frolics across the plains towards an abandoned plant.
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    #89 • Feb 26, 2007
    • Back to the Blob...

    The Blob is confined in a sack full of a strange yellow liquid. He sees an opening and pushes to get through. He enters a long tube like muscle. He continues to move on but the muscle gets harder, harder, and harder. He can't hold on! IT IS TOO HARD! The sides are crushing him! He pushes himself, push. PUSH! HARDER! PUSH! HARDER! PUSH! HARDER! As if reaching the climax of an organism, the Blob escapes through Arrow-1's penis (sry Arrow-1, tis part of the story). But to his surprise, he seems to have entered a vaginal hole, tighter then the penis before...

    DAMN I AM SEXY!
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    #90 • Feb 27, 2007
    • The blobv laughs, "jokes on them, I gave them AIDS."
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    #91 • Feb 27, 2007
    • The Blobs moves as it terrorizes what's left...

    And So uit calls over the Drunken Moose Zombie Army to prepare to take over the World!!!!!






    And so...There was only oe who standed agaist the Blob ad it's Massive Drunken Zombie Moose Army!!!
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    #92 • Feb 27, 2007
    • Bruce.  Campbell.
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    #93 • Feb 27, 2007
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    #94 • Feb 27, 2007
    • The Blob just said one word..."OMG!!!"

    *Is that even a word?!*
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    #95 • Feb 27, 2007
    • The girl had a period and the blob was swimming in the toilet. A random guy came and started to drink the period. The blob was once again trapped...
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    #96 • Feb 28, 2007
    • THe blob then expanded and made the guy fat.
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    #97 • Mar 1, 2007
    • The Blob gets bored and leaves the fat man.
    I must find Trisha.
    He sents out.
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    #98 • Mar 2, 2007
    • Chuck Norris Comes out of Nowhere and uses his Famous Roundkick and Overkills The Fat Guy...
    And then Leaves!!!! ZOMG!!!!
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    #99 • Mar 2, 2007
    • Then I go and kick Chuck Noriis' ass AGAIN.

    Dammit when will people learn the chuck norris thing isnt funny.
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    #100 • Mar 3, 2007
    • why be my name useth here without me !
    Good Bye. RMRK you were cool while I wasn't there.
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