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Teabag you're on my shitlist now for insulting vikings. Fuck you n00b.


Episode ~ 7x + 4 = 20x -13

So the  vikings were pissed at that emo fag, tea bag who loves to teabag his own father, because he can't understand how great they are. they Knock at his fucken door. Snorri says, "So you think your funny?"
Teabag pisses himself and cries, "Please don't hurt me! I'm a pussy!!! And... I was jerking it to the worst show on network television. I don't wana dieeeeeee!!!" He cried like a little cunt. The might warriors of the gods tramples into his house and murdered his father who was jerking it to gay child porn. Then savagly raped his mother. She was such a filthy slut machine she begged for more, and well the viking decided she'd be their official whorebag. Finally they haung teabag with some cheap hemp rope. Off of a hickory tree. They wanted to hang him from an oak, but all they could find was a damn hickory tree.

MeanWhile Dick Cheney, all pissed off, Crawled out of bed and said, "Fuck it." He took a chain gun and started slaughtering every one in the white house. Then the cia tried to stop him by shooting him that didnt work. Dick Cheney's eyes glowed red because he's a fucken Terminator. Yeah from that Arnold Schwartinager movie. But any ways, Dick Cheney was killing everything he could. Then from nowhere came Bob Dole.
Bob Dole draw a ten foot long fucken sword. He was like, "Bob Dole ain't putting up with your bull shit!" His eyes all glowed red because he's a fucken terminator too.  They rushed each other ready to fight it would be an epic battle except.....

The Vikings came in and wrecked their shit. It was kick ass. Then they fucked teabags's mom more. She loved it. They biukake'd all over the bitch.

Meanwhile SexualBubblegumX Was smoking a fucking cancer stick then he was like, "Well I'm fucken bored." Then naked chicks came from nowhere and they had an orgy.

Meanwhile... Rama Lama Ding Dong was wandering through a flea market. Then he met a dude named Charlie. Charlie was all like, "Do you want to buy anything?" Rama Lama Ding Dong pondered whther he wanted to buy anthing then he decided.......

Fu smiled
"I did it!"
"I showed TBAG up!"
tears start to swell
*sniff!
"All by myself!"
"I don't need friends!"
tears stop.
he turns around
*I have you thor." Fu growls
"Please." says the Viking
"I've been chained here for months"
"Please let me go."
"Shut the f@uck up and shit in my mouth."
"No.  Please not that."
"Do it.  Shit in my mouth."
"No!"
"You're a viking.  You know you like it."
"...Yes."
Thor drops his drawers and squats on Fu's Face.
A speedle of moist diahreea squirts into his mouth.
"Mmmmm."
****

Rama Lama decided to buy a lottery ticket.
"excuse me?"
"can I have a winning ticket?"
"A winning ticket?"
"yes."
"Here you go."
"Thanks."
He won!
"Now I'm off to Oregon trail!"
"The land of dreams!"

I'm not using the FuMAnnChu name any more, hence you FAIL

Back to Rama Lama Ding Dong.....

Episode 999999999999

Ramalama relised with all of his cash, he can get whatever he wanted. So he deciced he wanted a palace made out of gold. So he immediatly checked every real estate guide he could, till he found one in Spain. Rama Loved it! To spain then. Rama Lama Ding Dong rushed as said, "I got to make it to spain!" He quicly jumped out of his catr once at the air port. he scattered all over so he could get a plane ticket to Spain.

Then from nowhere a granny whips out a luger. Rama turns to see. She screams, "I'll fucking shoot you!"
Rama Lama Says, "Well.......

  okey then.  I won't talk about 24 if u don't
get all dungeons and dragons on me

EPISODE XXXLLVIII

the granny had her gun on Rama's temple
"You know.." Rama said
"A granny with a luger?"
"That's actually pretty kickass."
"You know what day it is today?!" she screams
"Uhhhhh"
"Do you know what day it is today, you little shit?!"
"Um."  Says Rama
"It's mother's day you little cunt!" she screeches
"Huh?" Rama squints "GRANDMA?  Is that you?"
"Wheres my mothers day gift, cunt?"
"Well," Rama replies "Your not really my mom to begin with."
BANG!
"AAAUUUGH!"
"You say somethin cunt?"
"You shot off my ear!"
Rama had to think quick, or he'd have to keep talking to an old person.
"I bought... us a trip to Spain.  happy mothers day."
"That's better, cunt."  sys Grama
"I've always wanted to be a spanish prostitute."
"Now change me and we'll be on our way."

CONTINUED

Episode WHATEVER

Rama liked the idea of becoming a Spanish Prozzy her self...
Rama casts the spell, but mis-speaks the words, and presto changeo she becomes Senior Snail
But a very Bloated Snail at that...
Senior Snail has no recolection of being Rama... And releases a Massive Fart...
Jack Shoots out of his Arse covered in a silvery slime...
Jack says "Senior Snail, we need to find that fricken book to revive my family"
"When I slipped on you I remember seeing it fly through the air"
"I didn't see where it landed..."
Senior Snail says "It landed on a roof in a gutter, but i retrived it and had it Fedex'ed to the Moon"
Jack says "Right then how the hell do we get there"
Senior Snail Says "I heard of a person called Rammalama Ding dong who could teleport us there... Or I could just Fedex Myself there ?"
Jack Says "WHATEVER... Just get the fricken thing"

okey then.  I won't talk about 24 if u don't
get all dungeons and dragons on me

Agreed.

Episode ?
SexualBubblegumX is confused at what LoS wrote.
He was like, "Maybe I shouldn't have smoked so much pot last night. I feel burnt out."
He stairs a the screen reading Los's post over and over again, only getting more confused each time.
He said, "I know he means well, but I'm so confused."
Then he decided he should smoke a cancer stick and have a soda.
While smoking his cancer stick he read the post again.
"Still confused, " he said.
well he decided to finish his soda and cig than take a shower. Hopefully no one will watch....

All I have done Fu, is taken parts of your story and TeaBags, then added some of the original elements and then twisted the story back on it self making some very off beat tangents... Get it now... LOL

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE FORUMS WAS DIVIDED BY ZERO



LOOK OUT!

Zero Divide the droide from the PSone Dimension appears !!!



And lands on Senior Snail, Smashing his shell.
Leaving a Slug like creature.
Senior Snail asks Jack "please help me find the magic shell repair kit, I need it otherwise my body can't withstand the pressures of space and I wont be able to reclaim the book of revivale".
Jack leaps into the Air and shouts a load of Ramblings, the Zero Mech binds with Jack making him all power-rangered up.
Jack gives a Thumbs up to Senior Snail and heads off to look for the Shell repair kit...

Thne Bob Dole comes in and Gives Senior snail some viagra.

Bob Dole walks off then he meets this army guy called Major Woody. They get drunk, i mean really dunk, like so drunkl they're almost blind. Then they have fun driving tanks.

BEWARE, I LIVE

Suddenly, sinistar assaulted Jack and started chasing him through outer space!

RUN RUN RUN COWARD!

Oh shit wtf it multiplied.

Then Bob Dole got drunk with Sinistar. It was kick ass.

Bob Dole turned around.... and

QUADTAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

Then they rocked out totally hard. Bob Dole pwnt many a person in his mosh of DHOOM! Sinistar ate some babies too.

Then and old guy walked in with a cane and held a chain in his other hand........On that chain was.

A ferocious man eating piece of Godiva choclate sworn to avenge its lost parents and his box along with his bro's and sisters.

The chocolate lashed out at Jack!


GUARGUARGUARGUAR," Sbnarled the choclate as it bum rushed Jack.

But then Bob Dole moshed the Chocolate to death, saving jacks ass.

Bob Dole was all like, "Bob Dole demands you bring THE MOSH!"

Jack replied, "Uhm well....

Jack looked to his left and right, before thrusting his left arm into the air.

"ERECTION!!!!"  He shouted, violently proclaiming his state of being.

"THE MOSH clearly contradicts the principles of physics!  How can one throw oneself at chocolate at such a high speed without reducing yourself to mush?  Shenanigans!"

Bob Dole casually dipped his finger into the pool of melted chocolate.  He brought it slowly to his mouth.

"Well... If Bob Dole can't Mosh, then Bob Dole wants Bob Dole to Bob Dole his Bob Dole with Bob Dole!"

He then loosened his tie, and...

Began talking with his ass...

And his ass was like, "Bob Dole's ass thinks Bob Dole's ass is completely kick ass, even though Bob Dole's Ass is an ass!"

HOLY ASS!

ATaraxia Appears and Defeats Everyone now...

Ataraxia Heads On Journey to Defeat The Greatest Warrior on the Face of Planet RMRK.

Ataraxia Equips "Mosh Pit Armor" ;=; gains STRENGHT +99 SP 78% HGP 78% Added Status: Invincible thanx to Blizz Ad-on

Now Laughs and Starts going opn Killing Spree finding the "Greatest Warrior on RMRK.

And Says "I EAT ALL OF YOU, FOR BREAKFEAST!!!"

Then Ataraxia find out that I'm the greatest warrior here. And gets butchered, becuase I skull fuxxors her like the Viking sumbitch I am.

ANgry Mob Zombies Attack out of Nowhere....
And They Bring Swords in shape of something else...>_>;; To Avenge their fallen leader X__x

Then I get Thor to skullfuxxorz the zombies.

Then everybody gets really drunk.