What if. . .

Then I'd make a pizza and attach the cheese to it.

What if there were kitchens in every room of the house?

Then I could cook pizza no matter where I was.

What if rap and hip-hop music wasn't popular?

Then I'd listen to somethin else...

What if I destroyed crankeye?

Then those out of the 1136 members that joined that are still active'd be out to get ya.


What if I was secretly a secret agent investigating software piracy?

then almost everyone on this site would be busted...

what if I was a robot?

l0|0l It seems to me like you are.. :whoa:

What if this topic was called "If What"?

well then people would call the game "if what"

if what L-O-P-L never existed.

Then Assaf and I would both have one less forum member lop-l

What if Smileys didnt exist?

Then I couldn't do THIS!!!
 :whoa:  :O_o:  :shock:        :oops:  :evil:  :x  :^^:  :|  :roll:  :cry:  

What if your avatar sudden;y started killing everyone?

I'd run and hide, of course.

What if there were 8923642893642 smileys in Crankeye? :whoa:

Then I would not want to trick-or-treat near you.

What if you found $1,000,000 in counterfeit bills.

Then I would cry.

What if the brownies my mom is making suddenly exploded?

Then you would be a chocolatey mess.

What if I was radioactive?

Then it's a good thing you are wherever you are and not here.

What if pasta never existed?

Then I would never eat beefaroni again.  :cry:

What if there was no moon?

then the earth's tides would rise and flood the earth and...stuff....

What if I became the greatest music composer in the universe?

Then I would step down from my position as leader of the DM guild, music group and let you take over.  :^^: '

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?

then you whould never sit agian

what if alchemist were real

This was questioned loads of times...

What if I invented a new language? :twisted:

then it would be confusing

what if he ancered my question

No. No. No.


What if  :oops: was never existed?

then you would have dont another qestion

what if he ancerms my qestion that he is not doing

Then you would stop asking the same question.

What if cows could fly?

Then someone'd be in trouble in case one lands (cows don't have a very good sense of direction, you know)...


What if the the people on TV can jump out of the screen?

Then I'd run away, I think it's better not to know them..

What if this topic was in the projects forum?