[Writing] Crank-Octors

See, whenever i get the idea of a story i put the members of the forum onto it .

SO here i bring to you...yes you not my dog -.-

CRANK-OCTORS

Chapter 1: Silverline and the Sick Son.
The father of the son walked in as when Doc. Silv. called him and saw his son sneezing while lying down on the doctors bed. The Father quickly picked up the glass which was on the table and drank the whole thing. He did make faces as it was a little sour.
"Sire, i have to tell you something" Said Silverline.
"Its not about my son right?"
"No sire, your son is fine..you are the problem"
"WHAT! ME?"
"Yes sire...the thing you drank right now....lets just put it this way...it was not water and i would like to tell you that your son's urine test was pending too..."
"You mean i drank my sons urine"
"Not intentionally!"
"THATS NOT THE POINT DOC! WHAT"LL HAPPEN TO ME NOW"
" Dont worry we;ll put you on some injections, you'll be fine...just dont let your son know...he'll pee on your face then"
The father hurriedly left to Dr. Blizzard.

Chapter 2: Blizzards a heck of a doc.
"So...you drank your son's urine huh?" Said Blizzard  examining the fathers mouth.
"Yes...it was a mistake..i didnt see the label of uring stuck on it...and i did realize as it was sour.....and yellow"
"SO....how did it taste?"
"It tasted sou...DOCTOR please, dont joke, its serious"
"Serious, next moment you;ll take out shit from your fridge and call it jelly...this is a tough job..."
"Doc...nothing's gonna go wrong right?"
"no...go take this slip to doctor arrow."

Chapter 3: Is he a doctor or What?
"I see" said Doc Arrow looking down at the slip. "You drank urine huh? Kewl...less ppl got the gutz"
"Doc...it was a mistake"
"Oh so youre the same scardy cat...where is the braveryness these days"
"Doc...i gotta get an injection done"
"Inj wat? Yeah...urm take this bottle carefully to Doc Nightwolf...he'll do your job"

Chapter 4: Coffee is Good
"Doc Arrow told to give you this"
"Its time that he gave me the coffee powder back"
"COFFEE POWDER!"
"Yes yes...would you like some?"
"Doc...the injection?"
"Oh take this, poke it in yourself.."
There was silence..
"Go on" tempted I." You can do it...no wait...this is no fairytale.."
I took the injection and poked it in the leg of the father.
"This is serious!"
"What doc?"
"My coffee's milk isnt good quality.."
"doc.."
"Oh take this to doctor Dwarra he'll do something about it....if he's there.."

Chapter 5: Where is he when you need him?
"Excuse me Miss Yossy, where would i find this Dwarra guy"
"Haha Dwarra...he went long ago..!"
"But my operation!"
"Go to Doc Arlen..."
In arlen's room

"Mr. Arlen....MR ARLEN...."
A sudden white thunder jumped from the ceiling and poked an injection in the fathers shoulder..
He opened his eyes at the operation theatre...seeing a ninja take a big sword and decept him.
"OH Man...dawg you woke up dawg" And again he got poked

Chapter 6: The deed is DONE
"Thanks Silv. Doc" the father said as he took another sip off a cup.
Silverline looked at him shockingly
"Doc i didnt drink my sons-"
"NO no......that was mine as im sick lately"
"Oh Fuck"

O.o

WHAT? I... It... then... what was that about? and did it have a point?

life is an aimless journey.We live to make others realize we're living.

I believe so too! Life is made simply to test one's worth and to exclaim your own existence!

For most anyhow, I could care less.

Funny story Nightwolf! LOL at me being a doctor, I would be awful.

That story is great because it shows how awesome I am at not existing.

i cant put all the like 100 pop. members in this...
Or else the rest'll say(the non pop ones, who's names i hardly hear) Lemme in lemme in lemme shit lemme in... @_@

[size=20p]When We're scientists and hate our boss.[/size]

Explaining-
"Ok guys..our boss wants good work...and fast work so you better help me in this one" Said ZYPHER, "SO CAN WE DO IT"
"NOOOOOOO" Said the crowd in chorus.
"Okay...you make me happy."
"I'll help you!"A hand popped out from the big crowd and came towards Zypher. "But...only 1 problem Zypher sire..."
"So if you're gonna tell me....i start to pay attenion"
"Yes."
"Ok go on.."
"The voices are telling me to kill you"
"Oh this is going to be tough."

Chapter 2: Stroll in room 1
When Crankeye(the boss) decides to take a round...he checks every room. So he went to room no. 1 and saw the following-
"Ok Boe..gimme the Hydrogen mix"
"Whats that?"
"Its the red thing you see in that bottle"
"Ok ok ""
"Now gimme the pH indicator"
"Whats that?"
"DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING! THE BOSS IS ON A ROUND TODAY!...its that paper like thingamabob"
"Oh oh.."
"Now hand me Mehtyl Orange.."
"Wtf is that"
"I give up....this is all because of the stupid-
HEY BOSS!!..we were just talking about you.."
The boss quitly left.
"BANISHER GIMME THE KNIFE!"
"DONT KILL YOURSELF ZYPHER SIRE"
"I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!"

Chapter 3: Room no. 2
"What are you people making?"
"I dunno sire...but its something weird....and black....its not solid nor liquid" Said I
"You experimented on making shit when you could just take it out!"
"S..s..s"
"I appreciate it...thats the sign of a good scientist. Now...whats your partner doing there?"
"Oh Arrowone"
"Yes him"
"HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU THAT HE WAS PLAYING ON HIS XBOX" said I sarcastically...and heard a joystick fall.
Arrowone turned back furiously then calmed down.
"MY dear dear fried...since how much time have i told you that YOU ARE MY WORSE FRIEND EVERY"
"But doesnt that make me your enemy?"
"YES IT DOES" said Arrow picking the knife..

Chapter 4:When it comes to grown ups...its coffee
"What is this you make Halo?"
"Coffee...Cappuchino!"
"COFFEE"
"yes sire...very tasty"
"You spent my materials making coffee"
"Yes yes..."
"I mean...COFFEE"
"Yes sire...i can make good tea too"
"BUT COFFEE"
"Sire...you take this point of me making coffee with your things very amusing"
"Damn you Halo...i cant say anything to the grown up"
"Grown up...if i were a grown up...i would be drinking coffee"
"Then?"
"I was pulling your leg haha"
"Phew"
"Cappuchino's too strong for me"


Chapter 5: Im suiciding
"This is enough!" Said Crank in the conference hall infront of all." Some make coffee some make shit"
"But sire you said it was good"
"Fuck what i said...it stinks that you're making shit when we can produce it. Im closing this company"
"SIRE SIRE! Silver produced something" Said Yossy running in.
"Kids?" Saod FuMannChu.
"NO JUST CMON!"
They all hurried to silver's room.
"TADAA!" said silverline.." I GOT A VOLCANO"
"Oh fuck im giving up on this"

These have made me ROFL.

Me also. This is pure lol.

I'd probably laugh too if I could understand more than half of it.

Zypher you're way tooo serious

Magic School

Chapter 1
I am Arrowone. I got letters so my uncle and all took me to some house out of town.
Where we met a fatty.
"CMON HARRY! TO HOGWARTS"
"im NOt coming fatty...and im not harry"
"OIC"
Then the door opened and one boy came.
"My name is Nightwolf..the school told me that i should pick you up on the way"
"IM COMING!"
"Ok...who's the fatty...."
"I dunno...someone stuck in the wrong story"
The fatty was talking on the phone.
"Yeah...im here...yes the same adress...oh man HARRY! Yes i know its not rhyming...sorry..!...ok i'll get a hearing aid....SHUT UP ALREADY!"

Chapter 2:
*Sorting Ceremony*
You are in "SPAM"
"OH FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!" Said A.
"Its not nice to use such words mr. Potter" Said an oldy
"I think youre stuck in the wrong story too"
Just then a man came up and said, "Hey oldy...get up of the seat...im the admin around here"
"WHo are you? Is this harry potter?"
"NO THIS IS RMRK MAGIC SCHOOL! IM SILVERLINE"
"I guess i need a hearing aid too"

Chapter 3: Charms lesson
"Say Flateto" Said the teacher, "Like me"
"FLATETO!" sdaid the students....feathers flew.
"Let me show you now, students...FLATETO" charmed the teacher.." OH MY PENIS! ITS FLYING! MY PENIS! OH SHIT ! THERES A FAN THERE! PENISES ARE EXPENSIVE! DONE GET YOUR SELF CUT! OE OE OE!!! ouch...my sixty second penis just got cut..."
All the children watched in amazement
"Go to your Defence against dark arts"
---O---
"Ok Nightwolf...get up...cast Plagatoria at that carboard.."
"PLAGATORIA!"
"OH GOD! YOU PUT THE BURNING SPELL IN MY ASS! OH SHIT! OOHHH BURNED SHIT! OH MY ORGANS! THEYRE BURNING! HELP!"
"Opps sire...ill retry PLAGATORIA!"
"OH MY PENIS! ITS BURNED! I HAD SAVED IT SINCE YEARS! THEYRE SO EXPENSIVE!"
All the children ran out.
---O---
"Arrowone..pay attention!" Said the transformer."I am transforming into a....cupboard..."
BOOM!
"OH FUCK! IM STUCK! Hey it rhymes....OH  THATS NO POINT! SOMEONE CALL SILVERLINE! TELL HIM IM STUCK!
--O---

Chapter 4:nothing
"I AM LORD FUCKALOT!"
"OK paleyfacey"
"FUCKALOT"
"AVADRA KEDAVRA"
"OH NO IM DYING! OH SHIT! OH NO!"
"Youre too easy"
Arrowone....the boy who....you dun wanna know
HIs friend Nightwolf who....something worse
and zypher....well he killed fuckalot -.-

CHapter 5: THe return
"Guys..i master flateto" Said Charms Teacher"
"Ok sire..show us"
"FLATETO" SAID THE TEACHER "OH MY PENIS! OH GOD! Sixty third!"
"Sire are you"
"STOP IT! ITS GOING IN THE.....fan -.-"

It's called criticism. I'm surprised you didn't expect that in a CO thread.

It's called criticism. I'm surprised you didn't expect that in a CO thread.

Yes i know what you mean. But say it straight...instead of using yourself as an exapmle.
Say it like "It would be better if you used better grammer in it"
Instead of "I wouldve laughed if i understood more about it."

*Laughs out loud*, love it! Very creative  Gave me a good laugh

~Winged

after my bro goes on the 19th...im giving you guys something BIG

It's called criticism. I'm surprised you didn't expect that in a CO thread.

Yes i know what you mean. But say it straight...instead of using yourself as an exapmle.
Say it like "It would be better if you used better grammer in it"
Instead of "I wouldve laughed if i understood more about it."

Meh, I was being creative.

Okay..

Well would any of you mind?
I mean
Say Zypher or Arrow, i use you as a villian or something
You wont mind right?

As long as I'm a sexual, ice-cream obsessed villian, it's fine by me.

Feel free!

dont worry i wont make you a mad guy

Flying penises 

OH God so creative 

Next story (yes a big one)-

CHAOS GENERATORS
Starring

Hero- Sivlerline, HaloOFTheSun,Yossy,,Nouman
Villian-Arrowone,Nightwolf(YUP THATS ME), Blizzard,Christina(MAYBE OR SHE COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE..i mean other role...or maybe not lol )
Important(others)-FuMannChu,Winged,Zypher,BOE

Showtime.

Im starting to write this soon....but it'll be out before the end of Jan

Every one is sitting on the edge of their seat! At least I think.

Nah, I'm actually lying on the couch as I type this so. Just PLEASE make it readable.

LOL im not releasing it so soon.

Its more of a Police-Theif story
(you know those all good theives who're like ROCKIN SEXY lol)

Sry for dbl post, just wanted to tell i changed the name to DHOOM.
Dh-ooom

It means chaos, speed etc.
its  more fit for a theif story.