The point, obviously, is to become king of the hill. I got this idea from one of the latest updates to TF2. You can try and take the point from the current king (last poster), doesn't matter how gruesome or creative. Don't do anything that would like, destroy the hill or something, kthxbai.
Nick is now in control of the point.
*pushes Nick off the hill*
That was easy.
Hey, I love that show.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
*dumps propane on king*
*sets on fire*
I tell ya hwat.
Quote from: Irock on September 06, 2009, 10:55:46 PM
I'm gonna kick your ass.
*dumps propane on king*
*sets on fire*
I tell ya hwat.
Yes, that is the best part! The talking is funny.
SHANDY, PLAY THE FUCKING GAME OR GET OUT PLEASE damn dude
*Puts on slip resistant shoes and lubes up the hill*
*watches the king slide down the hill*
*becomes new king*
/me poops on the grafikal who then proceeds to eat it but can't due to his condition so he goes down the hill crying.
*walks back up the hill shit covered ...*
*snaps grafikal's neck and throws his dead body down the hill*
*goes to Burger King, gets one of those paper crowns, and walks back up the hill.*
*shoves Lazer Kirby into a can and rolls him down the hill*
*is now king*
*destroys the hill, killing everyone trying to win it*
*finds new hill*
*king*
*zylos*
EvilM00s puts Nightwolf into a meat grinder and slowly turns the crank. ;D
EvilM00s eats Nightwolf burgers as king of the hill.
*pops out of a hole in the ground and pees on the grass, causing the king to slip and slide all the way down*
[spoiler]RMRK IS GOING DOWNHILL! ;8[/spoiler]
/me puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.
Quote from: mastermoo420 on September 09, 2009, 12:04:39 AM
/me puts Zylos on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.
This gives me a good idea...
Quote from: mastermoo420 on September 09, 2009, 12:04:39 AM
/me puts Moo on the slip-and-slide that Irock made.
After putting pis-dri on the slip and slide, a bightly colored pinata carries EvilM00s up the hill...
and kicks Lazer Kirby's stripey butt off the hill.
*kingage*
*breaks pinata and basks in the overflow of candy*
*EvilM00s chases some candy to the bottom of the hill*
*i stay at the top*
*pours water on the sexy robot and sits on its remains*
*wandering mechanic fixes sexy robot*
*wandering mechanic gets hungry*
*sexy robot cooks roast artic fox for the hungry wandering mechanic*
*wandering mechanic wanders off*
Fox? I thought Zylos was a wolf...
Anyway, *somehow destroys sexy robot beyond repair*
*Sexy Robot AI destroyed activates an infinite amount of other Sexy Robots*
*Ignores Kirby*
*One by one Sexy Robots take turns being King of the Hill*
The Sexy Robot army runs out of battery power!
EvilM00s runs up the hill and yells,
"Zylos is a fox?!?!?"
*goes on a murderous rampage and kills everyone on the hill* Fox dammit. :mad:
*was wearing heavy armor, so did not get kill by the murderous rampage. As a result, Lazer Kirby kicks Zylos in the stomach and watches as he tumbles down the hill*
A huge electro-magnet crane mistakes LK for a recycleable material and takes him to the metal masher.
EvilM00s waves goodbye from the top of the hill!
*walks to the top of the hill*
*throws an evil bundle of willow, aspen twigs, horsetail, sedges, roots, pond weeds, and grass to the bottom of the hill*
*EvilM00s chases feed*
*Starts playing [grooveshark]12347378[/grooveshark]*
*uses clone robot to follow the time warp space continuum flux in space and calculates location*
*enters the rip in space and teleports to true location of the hill*
*leaves the rip open for other to continue this game*
*somehow claims the hill*
*beats down Lazer Kirby in a robot rage against unoriginal ideas*
*reclaims hill*
*a giant A380 plane crashes will its fuel tank almost full into Kipe and the plane explodes. Lazer Kirby sees a curious hill, and walks up onto the top*
*has hill again*
*HEY I SHOOT LASER BEAMS IM NOT CALLED LAZER KIRBY FOR NOTHING*
NOM NOM NOM!
Hey Kirby, smell my M00s farts!
Yeah.
*sits atop the hill*
*whips out a nuclear warhead and is about to set it off when he remembers the rule of no destroying the hill*
Ah, crap.
*bashes the king's crown against EvilM00s head and knocks him out instead, thus becoming the new king*
Hail to the king, baby. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=f000145b95bfeb168284ad8197a6e842de4ba7b3)
Nick shoots Zylos and makes a fine pelt cape out of him
Nick is king now :D
EvilM00s, the ASPCA and PETA beat little Nicky into a sticky blob for harming animals!
EvilM00s uses jumper cables and a helium tank and re-combobulates Zylos.
But he keeps the crown!
*slits M00's neck*
*reclaims hill*
*slips a laxative into Kirby's drink and watches him flee the hill in search of a bathroom*
=3
*ties a piece of meat to a string*
*ties other end of string to pole*
*attaches pole to zylos' head*
*watches as he chases the meat away from the hill, or rather just circling the hill*
101 101 101101001 1010010 101 011 101100
101 101 01 010 101 100 010 101 100
1011 10 11010 101 100 010
10 010010110 101 010 10110 101 101
101 010
10100
EvilM00s takes the hill from Mr. G
*transforms into Bomb Kirby*
*blasts the SWAT team*
*cuts the police tape*
*surrounds the hill with bombs*
(Lazer Kirby is out of range of the bombs)
EvilM00s puts a wind-up mouse on the ground.
Lazer Kirby's tiger scampers after it, detonating the bombs!
EvilM00s sits on top of the hill amid a shower of dirt and wind-up mouse parts.
*runs up and punts EvilM00s into space*
Soccer gives you strong legs. :3
*As Zylos goes a soccer game, Lazer Kirby says "Break a leg"*
*Hears screaming that sounded like "ARGGHHH... I BROKE MY LEG!!!!!"
*walks up to the hill since Zylos can't punt with broken legs*
Bare yer fangs at me, will ya?
*M00s kick shatters LK's teef*
*LK runs off looking for a prosthodondist*
EvilM00s is king of the hill with a fang in his h00f!
ow...
*calls in an AC130 gunship that clears the hill of all opposition then walks up it
/me shoots Strike with a sniper rifle in the head, then calls in a helicopter that pulls the hill out of the ground with NAMKCOR on it and flies it away
*parachutes from the AC130 onto the flying hill and shotguns namkcor and rolls his dead body off the hill
*sneaks up behind Strike and pushes him off the hill, waving and saying: "NEXT TIME, TRY NOT KILLING MY BODY DOUBLE"*
fucking dead ringer.
*flys back up with a jetpack picks nam up and lets him loose when not over the hill then lands on the hill
*Uses portal gun to make a portal on a far off mountain, and makes one under Strike's feet, causing him to spawn on a steep mountain, where he falls to his death. I claim the hill.*
*straps Strike's jetpack onto Irock and shoots it to send him off to space Team Rocket style*
I am the king for the next minute. *changes the taxes while he can*
IROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN *shing*
*GO PIKACHU*
*THUNDERBOLT*
*done*
*kingage*
btw, M00, after I placed the bombs around the hill I said I was out of range of them :-\
*Uses invisible powers to sneak up behind Lazer Kirby, steals the crown, and pushes him down the hill*
EvilM00s sits on something small, furry and invisible. Apparently, it was wearing a crown.
Hey, I was looking for that!
King me.
@LK: That's what the wind up mouse was for!
Uses furry super power to lift and throw EvilMOOs far away from hill.....then promptly takes a small nap
*sneaks up behind him and stabs him*
*tosses body down hill*
*creates forcefield around Lazer Kirby*
Digs through the hill and underneath Kirby. HAHA! Kirby forget to protect the bottom so Redyugi pops up and uses stun gun to stun Kirby. Then cremates KIrby.
Cats have 9 lives remember?
do you have to make a reference to how you are a furry in every fucking post.
Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.
I stay on top of the hill, sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos. ;D
*Transforms myself and other clones into checkers*
*challenges Redyugi to a game of checkers*
*I win*
*All my clones got kinged*
Quote from: redyugi on September 24, 2009, 08:45:21 PM
Wow.....we refer to Kirby's tiger alot, and such....but....way to be an ass. Also, way not to add to the game.
I agree.
EvilM00s throws a tantrum and flips the board, grafikal and all his clones off the hill.
Your king is a sore loser at checkers.
Slowly approaches M00s, scream a scream that freaks him that out that he falls off the hill.
Yays. :D
*Punches Love in the face*
*Love doesn't love anymore*
*?????*
*runs away from the hill*
*nuclear bomb explodes*
*hill is still intact*
*kingage*
Radition from nuclear bomb transforms Redyugi into furry version of Hulk
Stomps up to Kirby, picks him and the tiger up, breaks them both in half, then throws them as far as Redyugi can.
KING!
*watchs redyugi die of radiation poisoning, and becomes king of the hill by wearing a protective suit*
See kids? Just use protection and everything will be a-okay! ;)
I'm a robot, I don't get radioactive poisoning :)
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TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP
*splashes water onto the mega robot and short curcuits it*
Consider shit fucked up.
Damn...7 lives left.
@ grafikal, nice pic! lol
Sneaks up behind Zylos, and bites Zylos' ankle. Then laughs as Zylos runs away screaming. Pulls out rocket launcher and laughs evil-like
OW! You little ankle-biter! *drop kicks redyugi into space alongside Irock*
Waves to Irock, then uses kitty paddle to move through space. We kitties are evil, and as a result, our dark lord makes our lungs produce their own oxygen, so we can spread our evil
*50 years later*
Kills who ever is on the hill and laughs again
EDIT. I think I fucked up the game.....damn it.
*still a robot, but 50 years sexier and more dangerous*
*was also allowed time to be repaired*
*spouts nonsense at redyugi until confusion sets in*
*dominates conversation with redyugi*
*mind fucks redyugi*
*hypnotizes him away to another country*
*retakes hill*
Oh god, I need water to short circuit the robot, but I there's no pool of water nearby!
What am I going to use?! I need some sort of fluidy substance to become the king!
*thinks long and hard about what resources he can use and comes up with a devious plan*
[spoiler=You don't want to know what I used. <_<]I mean that, you really don't want to know. If curiousity is getting the better of you, then just scroll down to find out...
Keep scrolling.
You're almost there.
Just a little more...
I lied, you have a shitload more scrolling to do.
It's started to rain in the time it took you to read this, and Grafikal is short circuited.
What are you doing reading this far down?
Cheater. You cut right to the end.
[/spoiler]
Finally unconfused, comes back to hill and pushes Zylos down the hill while he was writing that huge spoiler.
KING...again
*puts redyugi into a washing machine, turns it on turbo, and rolls it down the hill*
People kill ??????? for animal cruelty.
They then pat Redyugi dry and place him on top of hill
Love comes and makes redyugi fall in love with a little cute kitten, so he forgets all about being a king and she wins~
*rolls out Irock's old water slide and let's Love slide down it*
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Female kitty was actually a whore, so Redyugi dumps the hoe.
Pulls out sniper rifle and shots Zylos.
Walks up the hill and puts on the crown
*hypnotizes redyugi with his sig and tells him to go to the ends of the earth, where he freezes to death*
Like I said, just wear protection. Like condoms or bullet-proof vests. :3
*looks at redyugi's avatar*
"The voices are telling me to kill you"
*watches redyugi murder Zylos*
*calls animal control(or whatever it was called) to drag redyugi away*
*king'd*
Bites hand off Animal Control person and shots them with my sniper rifle. Cursing the bad luck of running out of bullets, hits Kirby in the back of the hand with the butt of the rifle. Then puts cement blocks on Kirby's feet and throws him in the river.
King!
EvilM00s calls the hill's landlord and asks about the pet policy.
"No animals native to bathroom windows."
Redyugi is evicted, leaving the hill open for Der King M00s.
? Bathroom windows?? .... ???
Finds landlord, kills him/her, and the beats up EvilMOOs and throws him off the hill
A whole herd of M33s stampede over the hill!
redyugi disappears in a pink mist!
M00s party on the hill, Re: New King
Uses suitcase nuke to kill everyone on hill, then in radition suit, claims the hill
*Redyugi's radiation suit suddenly turns in to a stream of white stuff as it disintegrates redyugi, Redwyn forming in place with a crown on his head*
*Love summons a swarm of evil little fairies that attack Redwyn and make him fall off the hill*
Ahh victory~ <3
Eats one fairy, so the others run backwards and accidentally knock Love off the hill.
*calls upon the moon goddess and does PotM's best move - Starfall*
*a star falls and kills redyugi*
*kingage*
*Love climbs up the hill again and with her staff, she knocks Lazer Kirby down the hill*
Oh yes, the beauty of victory.
*flashes a blinding light that Love is temporarily blind*
*kicks Love in the head*
*kingage*
Uses a crane to pull star off him. Then Chuck Norris round house kicks the star straight into Kirby
*Lazer Kirby stands up again*
*Hill is empty since redyugi never bothered to mention he claimed the hill*
*Claims hill*
That was easy.
IRS agents approach the hill.
"Mr. Kirby, we need to talk about this hill of yours... you seem to have forgotten to claim it on your 10-40A..."
Lazer Kirby is taken into custody!
EvilM00s siezes the opportunity and the hill!
Chuck Norris sees EvilMOOs, and thinks EvilMOOs is a pinata and round house kicks EvilMOOs.
Chuck then runs down the hill, following the flying EvilMOOs.
Redyugi claims the hill
Love summons a dragon to fire Chuck Norris to ashes and then takes redyugi off the hill.
Mine, mine, mine~
:zrage: :shoop:
*claims hill*
@Kirby, lmfao. That was teh shit.
Uses nerd powers to summon a light saber and deflects the lazer with it, ala Star Wars style.
Lazer hits Kirby and kills him. Redyugi throws his body into the river, then claims hill
Ended up Kirby ate the lazer! After all, kirbies eat everything!
That gives me a great idea!
*eats redyugi*
Kirby has allergic reaction to Redyugi, and dies a painful, hive-y death.
Redyugi claims hill
EvilM00s takes a big candy dump on redyugi's fluffy body, smothering him in smarties and tootsie rolls. King ing ing ing ing!
"I'm THE pinata, Chuck!"
I'm going to perform extremely complicated manuevers and strategies to claim the cr- oh, screw it.
*punches EvilM00s in the face and takes the crown from him*
I'd love to become king and everything, but the king of the hill has the tendency to become severely injured or dead.
*walks away*
[spoiler]*runs back toward Zylos and stabs him in the back*
SNEAK ATTACK[/spoiler]
Plays the Gummy Bear song until Irock kills himself to get away from the evil music.
King-age
I don't mean to pick on you all the time, red. Let's have a glass of lemonade and talk about....
Arsenic.
What a lovely cushion you make, redyugi!
Ghost spirit of Redyugi comes and scares EvilMOOs far away.
Then goes back into the body and claims hill
*twenty Boeing 747s crash with full fuel tanks into redyugi and explode*
*claims hill*
EvilM00s leads the Dep't of Homeland securtiy to Kirby. They promptly arrest him and send him to Guantanamo Bay for "humane" interrogation.
I hope you're thirsty!!
EvilM00s uses an intact plane seat as his new throne.
Pulls himself out of wreckage, and shudders at horror of being buried alive.
Then stuffs EvilMOOs in a box and buries him alive. *Evil laugh*
King-age
*pushes Redyugi off the hill and into a barrel of Nouman's explosives*
RMRK is still going downhill. :V
Explosion puts me into the river. Climbing out, hating Zylos for putting me in river. Goes up hill and kills murderous :zangry: named Zylos. Then claims hill. Also makes pelt out of wolf
*STOMP* He's *STOMP* a *STOMP* fox *STOMP* dammit! *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
*wipes redness off hind hoof*
The king must know his furries.
Really? Ok. Sorry Zylos.
Huge meteor crashes into EvilMOOs before rolling into the ocean.
Redyugi wakes up from unconsciousness, wipes himself clean, and claims hill....again
EvilM00s climbs out of the ocean and sticks a bunch of wet candy to redyugi's fur. The nearby children mistake HIM for the pinata.
Oooo! That may leave a mark....
King.
*after beating redyugi, they see another pinata on the hill, which happened to be EvilM00s*
*they beat him into pieces*
*KINGAGE*
Wakes up, and goes and washes blood off fur. Then goes up to Kirby, yawns, and plops down on Kirby's head. Then poops all over Kirby's face. Kirby runs to the river, where a sniper was waiting and took Kirby out
Lazer Kirby ate the bullet and spit it out, killing the sniper dude.
Calls in Nouman to blow up redyugi
Records the video, and sends it to Adam Savage.
*kingage*
*kicks Lazer Kirby in th---..I'd rather not continue that sentence*
Hits KaDourkey when Redyugi comes flying back down to Earth form the explosion. KaDourkey rolls down the hill.
King
redyugi :djang: s and then a :dino: comes to crush him.
*kingage*
Blue dinosaur accidently kicks Kirby and sends him flying.
Redyugi calls sniper and sniper shoots and kills dinosaur
:mex:
grrrr ima mean mexican...... imma kill u
*watches as redyugi is murdered by the mean mexican*
*kingage*
Angry animal lovers kill Mexican. They then revive Redyugi, and Redyugi goes and puts leash on Kirby's tiger. Then hands it to the animal lovers and watches Kirby has to follow the animal lovers to get his tiger back
King-age
:atma:
OMG FINAL BOSS!!!!!!!!!
DID 4859243763942685839 DAMAGE TO REDYUGI!!!!!
REDYUGI HAS DIED!!!!!
LAZER KIRBY ATTACKS!!!!
DID 7243915936581 DAMAGE TO FINEL BOZZ!!!
FINEL BOZZ FAINTED LOL OMG
*kingage*
Flying phoenix passes by and revives Redyugi. Redyugi then pulls out rocket lancher, and blows up Kirby
EvilM00s uses the power of catnip to lure redyugi from the hill.
*bloodless coup, hail the new king*
Comes back and beats the crud out of EvilMOOs. Breaks him in half and throws him down the hill. Another bloodless coup....mainly because EvilMOOs is a pinata
*all the brutes from mybrute.com come swarming, beating up redyugi*
I GOT KING'D
*pushes the former king who died of old age out of the way and takes his place on the throne as the king* ^^
*realizes he isn't king anymore, and hasn't been for a while, and goes into a muderous rampage, killing Zylos easily.*
*Does a little dance on redyugi's face*
I'm so happy to see you under my hooves again, little buddy!
@MOOs, thanks for the nomination, although I think when voting starts, you are gonna win Best Newbie. lol
*pulls myself out of the ground, breaks EvilMOOs in half, and eats the candy inside*
King-age
*hands redyugi the world resting on my shoulders*
*world crushes redyugi*
*I lightly take over the hill, thus becoming king*
Hey red, thanks!
*Rolls the world off of redyugi to retreive candy*
*World rolls in a random direction*
Oh, crap! Sorry, graf, that's gotta be heavy!
Um, I guess I'll just take that crown untill you feel better...
*Sucker punches grafikal for crushing me, then using awesome ninja skills, steals the crown from EvilMOOs and pushes him down the hill*
*calls over someone reaaaaaaaaaally fat to sit on the former king, and places a dented crown on himself*
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*fat person farts, rocketing off into space. As the smell reaches Zylos, he dies from the stench. Redyugi pops up out of the ground, with nose plugs in.*
King-age
M33s are immune to farts. Hey, redyugi! Let's play a game called
*STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP!*
Kinginginging!
Runefreak summons :atma: killing EvilM00s
King.
I place a impenetrable force field(and no you cannot dig under it because it goes all the way through earth) after i climb up the hill after headshotting KaDourkey and casting invincibility on me and then casting death on the monster.
*erases the former king using a magic pencil* ^^
...you gotta be kiddin' me..... :o
*plays opera music so loud that the former kings head explodes leaving blood on my clothes as a souvenir*
*I AM THE KING*
yea a dead one you didn't survive either due to the proximity of the music creating machine
*Walks up and wonders what happend to all the people and sits atop the hill to ponder*
While You wonder what happened to everyone, My auto life spell that i secretly casted goes off and then I cast invincibility and protect from magic pencil(That ain't happin' again!) and then headshot the last king. then i summon a wraith and have him cast devil's touch on all the dead body's. to make sure they are dead.
As a result of your previous actions, the grim reaper is pissed. Just this once he decides to cheat a little and dead'ds you too.
After a thousand long years, everyone ever reincarnates except for our dear ssbbfan. I was on the hill first. I am king.
EDIT: invincible sword versus invincible sheild = normal sword versus normal shield. And the grim reaper's wrath is just a little bit more awesome than your invincible shield, my dear :)
Psh. I defy logic every day.
*kicks the former king/queen in the butt and down the water slide* ^^
I call on Zeus to use thunder on all that are alive and were revived by death. I also assassinate death with the help of all of the main characters of the gta series. I payed them 50 grand for this. and since i killed death, I trapped all of you in the underworld. I own the hill
FOREVER!!!!!!!!! :evil:
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I WIN.
*turns off the TV*
I win. ^^ *crowns himself with the crown from Final Fantasy*
*glare*
*shakes fist*
*tells you hwat*
plays caramelldansen until your head blows up.
Becomes king and creates a barrier of lights that blocks everything real and imaginary.
types in invincibility cheat. :)
Updates game...
Cheat stopped working.
Now Im the king!
Summons hordes of undead minions from the underworld*
"Die puny n00b!"(jks)says Blue
The horde of deceased fluffy bunnies tramples Jek to death.
Not only king, but LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!
YAY!!!!
I tell the former king to figure out what WOW spells backwards and as a result cause permanent brain damage, making him ineligible to be king of the hill. Thus, I am now the king. For a short while. <.<
The brain damaged former king preforms an satanic ritual to make him undead. Kills Zylos. Becomes king once again. :]
Blows up hill using super awesome giant lazer thingy
FIRE MAH LAZERS!!!!!!
no more hill : D
Rebuilds hill on top of IAMFORTE. King once again :)
O_O OH NOES
......
fires cold beam at blue, hopefully freezing him, pushes frozen body off the hil into lava pit : D
The ice protects me from lava and instead turns into steam making me fly off and knock you off the hill. :]
*Digs under ice and rips your thoart out
I is back! Kingz me! haha.
Seeing that I'm undead, I don't need a throat so I hobble my way back up the hill and tear your eardrums out. Then, I crack open your skull and force youto eat your brains. While you're doing that I push you off the hill.....
:]
I must have missed alot....hmm.
*gets revived by Ash, then kills the pokeman loser. Finds gernade laucher and blows Blue up.
Kingz
Snipes ^ with Barret 50cal. from several kilometers away
*waits and does not go to get hill*
Damn metal between the eyes....
*Digs a hole from hell, drags IAMFORTE into the hole, then gets to work reviving body.*
but im not on the hill : O
fine, puts salt on redyugis body so it can be resurected...
signs a deal with devil trading blues first born child and his own life to ressurect as a semi immortal demigod with bat wings : D
The devil decides that the sacrifice is too awesome and lets me off.
Uses the "Unimmortalfyer" on IAMFORTE and kills him with a booger.
*Uses a mallet to bash Blue like Kirby does*
uses an axe to lop off redyugi's head
*floating head (Wonderland cat style) eats FORTE
NOES...
tears his way out of stomach
*Floating head doesn't care about body and keeps hill
right... now that im alive and not eaten....... Shoots head in both eyes, deadliest warrior style
Head can see where its going and impales itself upon a tree, I go to take hill
*possesses tree like an evil spirit and uproots tree. Walks over and stomps on FORTE
.....
*casts inferno and burns tree and spirit and everything else to ashes (including himself)*
The hill is now unclaimed
*Apocalyptic explosion*
You guys die and I climb back up the hill.
Blue, you failed. We were already dead.
*Some kid wishes apon a star for a little kitten, but I popped out of the ground instead, which gave the kid a heart attack. Then I go up hill and claw out Blue's eyes and pus Blue down hill
....... You can have the hill for now, but in 5 years i will be reborn again anew in an unholy demon cult ritual..
soooooo
fast forward time five years ahead
Lets not and say we did.
*sets mines around hill
I'm undead I don't need eyes. Gets super powers and flies over the mines onto the top of the hill.
*grabs Blue as Blue flies and stickies a mine to Blue's back
=D
Waits for five years to pass, to occupy time, hurls lightning bolts at blue and redyugi.
Moves at the speed of light and dodges lightning. Kills everyone with a stick and becomes king.
CURSEDED STICK!!!!
*Uses Phoniex Down and then burns stick. Uses Limit Break to kill everyone
Get's Chocobo and gets it to kill the king. I win.
*Gets booted out of hell for some very not nice words. Finds Blue, kills Blue, and then puts on best armor money can buy
armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.
Quote from: IAMFORTE on January 30, 2010, 02:47:35 PM
armor always has that one weak spot, finds weak spot and inserts dynamite, clubs redyugi over head so they can't wake up. watches as he is blown to bits.
"they"????
*reawakens as Spawn, and kicks every one's ass*
Quote from: Arrow-1 on January 16, 2010, 09:49:52 PM
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I WIN.
It aint
That easy mister!
No, you see, it is that easy. Arrow did, in fact, win this thread. You all lost.
No
Just no
Yes, man yes!
Spawn says no. Spawn kicks ass. Therefor...no
Are you too cool for e's?
See, here what happens: I alert the grammar nazis to that horrid mistake you made there. I am next in line for the throne.
I am King.
I alert the spelling Nazis for your mistake of the word, "grammar".
Therefore, I regain my throne.
I got off easy due to good behavior.
I came back, and since you didn't account for me being only half as bruised and broken as I turned out, I managed to get my way through any elaborate systems you may have set up to stop me. I drugged your afternoon tea and after the drug took it's effect I threw you down the hill.
Well, I dropped you and set you in motion downhill by kicking you.
Either way, I am king.
I don't drink tea...
*climbs back up hill, like a ninja, and assassinates kitkatkan
Like any good leader, I make robot copies of myself on a regular basis. The slitting of original me's throat activated a signal that sent Kitkatkanbot serial number 000001 into action. Kitkatkanbot has The Matrix-like karate/reflex skills and outdid you in an instant. After disposing of your battered body through flame Kitkatkanbot took the throne.
Since Kitkatkanbot is for all intents and purposes, me, I am now king.
*Kills kitkatkan due to a paradox which would require a 5 page discussion to describe.
Do it properly :mad:
Ik. Ik....just tired today.
*Summons Sonic to destroy all the robots, then kills kitkatkan with a sniper rifle
I toss all of you through the effing time warp and win.
Done.
Damn time warp.
*Ends up in the 60s. Plots for Zylos' downfall in 50 years
I pull out a chainsaw and cut off zylos's head and splatter a lot of blood everywhere.
*Summons Jason (Friday the 13th for you younger yolk), Jason kills ssbfan4, then I drown Jason
King-age
Tons of Ganados and El gigante rush into the area and brutally murders everything but me.
*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*
Oh, wait, I missed redyugi by one post! DAMMIT!
Oh well, may as well sit on this here throne...
@EvilMOOs, where have you been?
Using heat-seeking missile, blows up EvilMOOs.
*king-age*
Busy, dude, busy. And kudos for getting me first! Okay, now...
EvilM00s parts fall on redyugi and, in classic corny manga style, engulf redyugi with M00s essence!
EvilM00s is reborn with redyugi in his colon!
*kingage*
Chews through EvilMOOs body and then throws up him up into the bottomless pit next to the hill
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*shows Arrow porn that causes his mind to explode, and sits on his dead corpse*
Lights fire to Arrow's corpse, igniting Zylos as well, for Zylos is sitting on Arrow
/me grabs Redyugi by the ankle, swinging him through the air and headfirst into a series of concrete blocks. Once thoroughly bashed nine or twenty times, proceeds to bury him within the blocks.
*Kills you as you are burying Redyugi, with a SawedOff Shotgun to the back of your head, then buries both of you and laughs maniaclly*
*katana blow to the stomach*
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I eat you slowly, starting with the brain so that I can absorb your memories
kills you by embarasing you so much that you suicide your self
Decapitates you because of your horrible grammar skills, and your incoherent sentence.
I destroy dream land, giving you nothing to live for (you kill yourself)
I am king
Uses the most powerful weapon known to man or demon- THE HORSE WEINER!!!!!
You die from fright alone!
Overlord. Overlord! OVERLORD!!
*Calls your mother who drags you home kicking and sreaming, the embrassment causes you to kill yourself.
My mom annihilates everyone with her incessant griping!
My mom is king of the hill.
Someone do something, quick!
my home cooking is so bad it scares her away. I am king.
I eat your home cooking with no negative effects causing you to gasp and vomit on yourself. You go home to get a new and clean clothing. I am king of the hill.
I call the annoying orange to make you annoy your self so much that you take the bus home,but the bus doesn't accept you so you need to walk home and in your bag you find ...the annoying orange
whahahaha im king
Sledgehammer to the big toe! You hop off the hill, grasping your toe in pain.
*king me*
revenge:I put a pumpkin on your head so can't see anything and you fall over a small fence and roll down the hill
I'm king