Welcome to the 2008 Presidential Elections!
We are down for 7000 candidates to 3.
President CTHULHU and Vice President YOG-SOTHOTH
CTHULHU
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YOG-SOTHOTH
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President Monty Cristo sandwich and Vice President a side of chips.
Monty
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Side of chips
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President Ben Stiller and Vice President Owen Wilson.
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Here are the final words from all our candidates.
Cthulhu:
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(He then posted this image:)
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Monty:
(The sandwich had nothing to say)
Ben Stiller:
I'm gay for Owen now!
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The election will be overseen by current President, Chuck Norris.
And for all who missed it, here is the best of their speeches from last night.
Cthulhu:
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(50 minutes of silence)
Ben Stiller:
Country men, people, fellow Americans, I hate this country and all it stands for. I am a die hard communist, and you all should be too!
The ballots are in your hands now, citizens, vote, vote, vote!
It seems that Monty Cristo is winning so far.
He showed up at a public speaking 10 minutes ago. I snapped a quick picture.
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I say NONE! Because I have a t-shirt that says "John Stewart for President 08'" and I stand by it.
Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 12, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
Cthulu gets my vote
cuz I don't wanna get raip'd
YES.
When Cthulhu awakens, you will be spared.
Cristo is about to win... YEAH!