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[Writing] Crank-Octors

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SO here i bring to you...yes you not my dog -.-

CRANK-OCTORS

Chapter 1: Silverline and the Sick Son.
The father of the son walked in as when Doc. Silv. called him and saw his son sneezing while lying down on the doctors bed. The Father quickly picked up the glass which was on the table and drank the whole thing. He did make faces as it was a little sour.
"Sire, i have to tell you something" Said Silverline.
"Its not about my son right?"
"No sire, your son is fine..you are the problem"
"WHAT! ME?"
"Yes sire...the thing you drank right now....lets just put it this way...it was not water and i would like to tell you that your son's urine test was pending too..."
"You mean i drank my sons urine"
"Not intentionally!"
"THATS NOT THE POINT DOC! WHAT"LL HAPPEN TO ME NOW"
" Dont worry we;ll put you on some injections, you'll be fine...just dont let your son know...he'll pee on your face then"
The father hurriedly left to Dr. Blizzard.

Chapter 2: Blizzards a heck of a doc.
"So...you drank your son's urine huh?" Said Blizzard  examining the fathers mouth.
"Yes...it was a mistake..i didnt see the label of uring stuck on it...and i did realize as it was sour.....and yellow"
"SO....how did it taste?"
"It tasted sou...DOCTOR please, dont joke, its serious"
"Serious, next moment you;ll take out shit from your fridge and call it jelly...this is a tough job..."
"Doc...nothing's gonna go wrong right?"
"no...go take this slip to doctor arrow."

Chapter 3: Is he a doctor or What?
"I see" said Doc Arrow looking down at the slip. "You drank urine huh? Kewl...less ppl got the gutz"
"Doc...it was a mistake"
"Oh so youre the same scardy cat...where is the braveryness these days"
"Doc...i gotta get an injection done"
"Inj wat? Yeah...urm take this bottle carefully to Doc Nightwolf...he'll do your job"

Chapter 4: Coffee is Good
"Doc Arrow told to give you this"
"Its time that he gave me the coffee powder back"
"COFFEE POWDER!"
"Yes yes...would you like some?"
"Doc...the injection?"
"Oh take this, poke it in yourself.."
There was silence..
"Go on" tempted I." You can do it...no wait...this is no fairytale.."
I took the injection and poked it in the leg of the father.
"This is serious!"
"What doc?"
"My coffee's milk isnt good quality.."
"doc.."
"Oh take this to doctor Dwarra he'll do something about it....if he's there.."

Chapter 5: Where is he when you need him?
"Excuse me Miss Yossy, where would i find this Dwarra guy"
"Haha Dwarra...he went long ago..!"
"But my operation!"
"Go to Doc Arlen..."
In arlen's room

"Mr. Arlen....MR ARLEN...."
A sudden white thunder jumped from the ceiling and poked an injection in the fathers shoulder..
He opened his eyes at the operation theatre...seeing a ninja take a big sword and decept him.
"OH Man...dawg you woke up dawg" And again he got poked

Chapter 6: The deed is DONE
"Thanks Silv. Doc" the father said as he took another sip off a cup.
Silverline looked at him shockingly
"Doc i didnt drink my sons-"
"NO no......that was mine as im sick lately"
"Oh Fuck"
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I believe so too! Life is made simply to test one's worth and to exclaim your own existence!

For most anyhow, I could care less.

Funny story Nightwolf! LOL at me being a doctor, I would be awful.

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i cant put all the like 100 pop. members in this...
Or else the rest'll say(the non pop ones, who's names i hardly hear) Lemme in lemme in lemme shit lemme in... @_@


[size=20p]When We're scientists and hate our boss.[/size]

Explaining-
"Ok guys..our boss wants good work...and fast work so you better help me in this one" Said ZYPHER, "SO CAN WE DO IT"
"NOOOOOOO" Said the crowd in chorus.
"Okay...you make me happy."
"I'll help you!"A hand popped out from the big crowd and came towards Zypher. "But...only 1 problem Zypher sire..."
"So if you're gonna tell me....i start to pay attenion"
"Yes."
"Ok go on.."
"The voices are telling me to kill you"
"Oh this is going to be tough."

Chapter 2: Stroll in room 1
When Crankeye(the boss) decides to take a round...he checks every room. So he went to room no. 1 and saw the following-
"Ok Boe..gimme the Hydrogen mix"
"Whats that?"
"Its the red thing you see in that bottle"
"Ok ok ""
"Now gimme the pH indicator"
"Whats that?"
"DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING! THE BOSS IS ON A ROUND TODAY!...its that paper like thingamabob"
"Oh oh.."
"Now hand me Mehtyl Orange.."
"Wtf is that"
"I give up....this is all because of the stupid-
HEY BOSS!!..we were just talking about you.."
The boss quitly left.
"BANISHER GIMME THE KNIFE!"
"DONT KILL YOURSELF ZYPHER SIRE"
"I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!"

Chapter 3: Room no. 2
"What are you people making?"
"I dunno sire...but its something weird....and black....its not solid nor liquid" Said I
"You experimented on making shit when you could just take it out!"
"S..s..s"
"I appreciate it...thats the sign of a good scientist. Now...whats your partner doing there?"
"Oh Arrowone"
"Yes him"
"HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU THAT HE WAS PLAYING ON HIS XBOX" said I sarcastically...and heard a joystick fall.
Arrowone turned back furiously then calmed down.
"MY dear dear fried...since how much time have i told you that YOU ARE MY WORSE FRIEND EVERY"
"But doesnt that make me your enemy?"
"YES IT DOES" said Arrow picking the knife..

Chapter 4:When it comes to grown ups...its coffee
"What is this you make Halo?"
"Coffee...Cappuchino!"
"COFFEE"
"yes sire...very tasty"
"You spent my materials making coffee"
"Yes yes..."
"I mean...COFFEE"
"Yes sire...i can make good tea too"
"BUT COFFEE"
"Sire...you take this point of me making coffee with your things very amusing"
"Damn you Halo...i cant say anything to the grown up"
"Grown up...if i were a grown up...i would be drinking coffee"
"Then?"
"I was pulling your leg haha"
"Phew"
"Cappuchino's too strong for me"


Chapter 5: Im suiciding
"This is enough!" Said Crank in the conference hall infront of all." Some make coffee some make shit"
"But sire you said it was good"
"Fuck what i said...it stinks that you're making shit when we can produce it. Im closing this company"
"SIRE SIRE! Silver produced something" Said Yossy running in.
"Kids?" Saod FuMannChu.
"NO JUST CMON!"
They all hurried to silver's room.
"TADAA!" said silverline.." I GOT A VOLCANO"
"Oh fuck im giving up on this"
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These have made me ROFL.

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Me also. This is pure lol.

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I'd probably laugh too if I could understand more than half of it.

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Zypher you're way tooo serious

Magic School

Chapter 1
I am Arrowone. I got letters so my uncle and all took me to some house out of town.
Where we met a fatty.
"CMON HARRY! TO HOGWARTS"
"im NOt coming fatty...and im not harry"
"OIC"
Then the door opened and one boy came.
"My name is Nightwolf..the school told me that i should pick you up on the way"
"IM COMING!"
"Ok...who's the fatty...."
"I dunno...someone stuck in the wrong story"
The fatty was talking on the phone.
"Yeah...im here...yes the same adress...oh man HARRY! Yes i know its not rhyming...sorry..!...ok i'll get a hearing aid....SHUT UP ALREADY!"

Chapter 2:
*Sorting Ceremony*
You are in "SPAM"
"OH FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!" Said A.
"Its not nice to use such words mr. Potter" Said an oldy
"I think youre stuck in the wrong story too"
Just then a man came up and said, "Hey oldy...get up of the seat...im the admin around here"
"WHo are you? Is this harry potter?"
"NO THIS IS RMRK MAGIC SCHOOL! IM SILVERLINE"
"I guess i need a hearing aid too"

Chapter 3: Charms lesson
"Say Flateto" Said the teacher, "Like me"
"FLATETO!" sdaid the students....feathers flew.
"Let me show you now, students...FLATETO" charmed the teacher.." OH MY PENIS! ITS FLYING! MY PENIS! OH SHIT ! THERES A FAN THERE! PENISES ARE EXPENSIVE! DONE GET YOUR SELF CUT! OE OE OE!!! ouch...my sixty second penis just got cut..."
All the children watched in amazement
"Go to your Defence against dark arts"
---O---
"Ok Nightwolf...get up...cast Plagatoria at that carboard.."
"PLAGATORIA!"
"OH GOD! YOU PUT THE BURNING SPELL IN MY ASS! OH SHIT! OOHHH BURNED SHIT! OH MY ORGANS! THEYRE BURNING! HELP!"
"Opps sire...ill retry PLAGATORIA!"
"OH MY PENIS! ITS BURNED! I HAD SAVED IT SINCE YEARS! THEYRE SO EXPENSIVE!"
All the children ran out.
---O---
"Arrowone..pay attention!" Said the transformer."I am transforming into a....cupboard..."
BOOM!
"OH FUCK! IM STUCK! Hey it rhymes....OH  THATS NO POINT! SOMEONE CALL SILVERLINE! TELL HIM IM STUCK!
--O---

Chapter 4:nothing
"I AM LORD FUCKALOT!"
"OK paleyfacey"
"FUCKALOT"
"AVADRA KEDAVRA"
"OH NO IM DYING! OH SHIT! OH NO!"
"Youre too easy"
Arrowone....the boy who....you dun wanna know
HIs friend Nightwolf who....something worse
and zypher....well he killed fuckalot -.-

CHapter 5: THe return
"Guys..i master flateto" Said Charms Teacher"
"Ok sire..show us"
"FLATETO" SAID THE TEACHER "OH MY PENIS! OH GOD! Sixty third!"
"Sire are you"
"STOP IT! ITS GOING IN THE.....fan -.-"

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It's called criticism. I'm surprised you didn't expect that in a CO thread.
Yes i know what you mean. But say it straight...instead of using yourself as an exapmle.
Say it like "It would be better if you used better grammer in it"
Instead of "I wouldve laughed if i understood more about it."

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after my bro goes on the 19th...im giving you guys something BIG
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It's called criticism. I'm surprised you didn't expect that in a CO thread.
Yes i know what you mean. But say it straight...instead of using yourself as an exapmle.
Say it like "It would be better if you used better grammer in it"
Instead of "I wouldve laughed if i understood more about it."



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Okay..

Well would any of you mind?
I mean
Say Zypher or Arrow, i use you as a villian or something
You wont mind right?
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As long as I'm a sexual, ice-cream obsessed villian, it's fine by me.

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Flying penises  :tpg:

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OH God so creative  :tpg:

Next story (yes a big one)-

CHAOS GENERATORS
Starring

Hero- Sivlerline, HaloOFTheSun,Yossy,,Nouman
Villian-Arrowone,Nightwolf(YUP THATS ME), Blizzard,Christina(MAYBE OR SHE COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE..i mean other role...or maybe not lol )
Important(others)-FuMannChu,Winged,Zypher,BOE

Showtime.

Im starting to write this soon....but it'll be out before the end of Jan
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So about that money...
Every one is sitting on the edge of their seat! At least I think.

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Nah, I'm actually lying on the couch as I type this so. Just PLEASE make it readable.

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LOL im not releasing it so soon.

Its more of a Police-Theif story
(you know those all good theives who're like ROCKIN SEXY lol)
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Sry for dbl post, just wanted to tell i changed the name to DHOOM.
Dh-ooom

It means chaos, speed etc.
its  more fit for a theif story.
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Yuss.

Also, it seems you have been posting less lately.

ALSO, your English seems to have improved drastically!

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POST MORE MAN! POST MORE!

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Lol stories lol?
See i told you my bro's come and i'll be less active
i didnt think i'll be able to posts these many too lol.
Seriously, after the 18th im gonna be back.
But i can do something for pasttimeness.


I See You

Chapter 1: You Are My Master
Hey! I'm Tsuno, a 14 year old boy, and there's a ball next saturday, and i dont gotz anyone to go with me. So i try to ask everyone but no one accepts. I wanna ask Bully's GF but she;s like BULLY's Gf. I wont ask her cuz i want my teeth to be shining in the ball. Not broken @~@.
I was walking by one day when I saw Wolfy talking to a girl.
"Thanks a lot Nightwolf, I'll repay you someday"
"Thats ok, i like helping ppl"
The girl went away and i went to wolf and asked,"Wolf......was that your girlfriend?"
"Urm.......nnn....YEAH! Ofcourse she was, she was gf no. 9! I broke up with her, she doesnt have manners"
"Why did she say thanks then?"
"I gave her some notes too!"
"But she looked so older to you! You're 13 and she looked like 18!"
"Yes....you see everyone likes me...."
"Ok i'll pay you, if you help me get a gf for the ball"
"I dont take money my friend, but if you're willing too....10$"
"10$!!!!! Okay done -.-, from today you're my Master and Im your Student"
"Meet me tommorrrow, same place, same time"

Chapter 2:101 What girls like book
"A 101 what  girls like book?" I said.
"Yes, i got my first idea's from here" Said wolf.
"So whats the first point"
"Urm....when you enter a girls house, dont be eager, look momentarily distracted"
"I'll do that!"
"2: Dont be too mad after her looks, a "you look good" will do."
"Roger..."
"3: WHen you meet and say bye to her parents...dont be to eager..just be normal"
"okay"
"Well test it out on Mimi...she has no boyfriend yet"
"Okay i'll take her out tonight, you be with me"
"REMEMBER ! LET HER PAY THE BILLS!"

Chapter 3: At night
I did as Nightwolf said, it all went right. But she did get angry that i was distracted. "YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR ME" she said. Thats a $1 cut from Wolf. Well before getting in the car, wolf met me and told,
"I'll meet you at this adress, its a good restaurent, now remember these 3 rules. 1: Dont be too proffesional on selecting what to eat, but dont just close your eyes and.......---"
Nightwolf was cut by me, "Who is she?"
"Who?"
I just pointed to a girl i saw coming towards me.
"There's no one there Tsuno, youre just tensioned"
"Nightwolf go take mimi out....i have some imp work" I said going towards the girl.
"I GET TO DRIVE THAT AWSOME CAR OF YOURS! KEWL!....Atleast i got a date..."

Chapter 4: I see you
"Hello Tsuno" Said that girl
"Who who are you?"
"My name is Angie"
"What do you want?"
A boy was passing by, "WHO THE HECK YOU TALKING TO FOO' "
"Wait....no one sees you, who are you?"
"I said im Angie"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I shouted and ran back to my house.
My parents got surprised to see me so early, "What happened to mimi son"
"Urm mimi,,,yeah she's sick...yah" I went up to my room and shouted( a little less loudly this time) for i found Angie there. "Youre a ghost huh?"
"No i just wanted to ask you if you would come with me to the ball?"
"yy....yeah ok...i'll meet you there, go now im very sick"
The girl disseapered, and i drank 2 full glasses of water when a car came and parked in my house. It was wolfy. Yes he;d understand...sure.... He entered my room and said, "Why you swetting man? Why did you leave mimi? AnYWAYS leave that...i got a date!"
"Wolf Wolf...just wait"  I said, and called out "ANGIE!" And the girl appeared.
"Do you see her?...HUH?"
"no Man...i told you, youre stressed!"
"I AM NOT STRESSED!"
"See every mad guy tells that-"
"I AM NOT MAD WOLF!"
"Exactly! Tell you what! Tell Angie to slap me"
"Angie if you want me to come with you...slap him"
The girl slapped wolf so hard, a whole red hand was printed on his face, and his eyes almost popped out.
"What the Fuck?"
"Tsuno...plz tell your friend not to use such words"
"Nightwolf Angie is--"
"I heard......oh shit im just going to sleep in my house now....ill meet you tommorrow....and tell angie that she HURTS HARD"

Chapter 5: Psychatrist
"Here we are Tsuno, the psychatrist"
"Well okay"
But the girl came up again...and told "I am not an illusion"
I just ran up and met the doc.
Nightwolf explained the whole prob and told, "So thats the problem doc"
The Doctors chair turned and Doc. Halo told us, "You're imagining, and you are passing it to Nightwolf, angie did not slap wolf, actually wolf was scared! If you ask about the red hand print, it was nervousness. Take this pill, and dont be afraid mr wolf."
"Master wolf"
"Whatever....but as for you Tsuno, youre stressed, take these pills and sleep and rest yourself."
"DOC IM NOT IMAGINING! She right here! Left of me"
"WE DONT SEE HER TSUNO!" Wolf Barked out. "JUst take the medicines and go to sleep!"
"Yes Tsuno! Just let it go! Cmon let her go!"

But will i let it go?

To be continued.
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I have lit up a cancer stick in your honor!

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I dont make days, i am just a soul like you,.

A sexy, rocking, young and cool soul that is.
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