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To find a complete description, look here. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Russia

In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

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This joke stopped being funny in 1896.



In Soviet Russia, joke stops being funny in 1896 for you!

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In Russia down sits YOU!
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Oh and by the way Arrow1, this is spam, so no one cares
« Last Edit: March 14, 2007, 02:26:57 AM by Forcystus »

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In Russia...
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penis faps you!

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I see that in my absence we have not yet had a shortage of morons.
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A wild HaloOfTheSun appears!

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I really don't see what's so funny about it. Lamest meme ever.
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I really don't see what's so funny about it. Lamest meme ever.

it didn't need to have its own topic.

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What have I done???
(sobs uncontrollably) (pause)
Oh well...
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In Russia, Forcystus beats up YOU!!!

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Only for good measure though

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I hate forcy, relock it.

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I soviet russia I will give you mod powers?

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In soviet russia this meme hates you!

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So about that money...
Just... stop the russia jokes. They aren't funny.

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THIS JOKES ARE SO SILLY, BUT FUN

In Soviet Russia, headphones put on YOU!


Thats why i never go there, too dangerous :=
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LAZOR


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THEY BOTH ARE BITCHES..YAAAAAAAAY.

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Ok, nbdy yell at me, i DID lock this topic. And biohazard...why man, why do u hate me...

And now... give me  :moar:

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Are you guys done being not funny now?
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In soviet russia, Arrow gets ass kicked by YOU for making stupid joke.

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If that was directed to me, I wasn't making a joke. ><

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Not you...the topic in general really. Sorry.

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ROFL

Spoiler for:
(In Soviet Russia, floor rolls on you.)
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Are you guys done being not funny now?

In Russia jokes are not being funny in doing YOU!

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I had attempted to lock...but since Blizzard likes it so much...

In Soviet Russia, fire puts out YOU!!!

And now...I lock it AGAIN!!! :hurr:

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Roses are red,
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wah
That was pretty smart...  :o

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So about that money...
In soviet russia, nobody laughs at these jokes either.

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in soviet russia, Fu thinks everyone is annoying  ;8

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So about that money...
in soviet russia, Fu thinks everyone is annoying  ;8
That's Ironic, because I actually do think that.

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How sure are you that you aren't in soviet russia?

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In Soviet Russa, a douche bag is Fu.

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So about that money...
I'm only a douche bag? I'm aiming for massive asshole.

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Roses are red,
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In Soviet Russia,
Poem reads You!

WIN.

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You aren't a massive asshole though. You're just a leaky douche bag.

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So about that money...
I obviously must try harder.

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In Soviet Russia, Blizzard is more intelligent than YOU're dog,.

LOL
err on topic

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SILVERLINE ADMINISTRATES YOU!.
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So about that money...
The U.S.S.R. hasn't exsisted in HOW long? Come on, thats like half the reason these jokes aren't funny. Read a news paper dammit.

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In Russia, cofee drink YOU!!!

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So about that money...
 :nono:

Damn you all.....

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Actually it's not "in Soviet Russia", but just "in Russia". ::)

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LOL.

IN Russia detectives read about YOU.


in their suspects book.
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So about that money...
:nono:

Damn you all.....

Actually it's not "in Soviet Russia", but just "in Russia". ::)

In Russia Fu gets annoyed by YOU!

I think the timing on that was almost perfect.

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Well...It would be unfair if I locked this now...

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In Russia this topic is boring and gets locked by YOU!


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Argh! That's DOESN'T happen in Russia...

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