How to write in Soviet Russian

[Forty]

To find a complete description, look here. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Russia

In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

[Link]

In Soviet Russia, Bricks builds YOU!!

[Moss.]

This joke stopped being funny in 1896.



In Soviet Russia, joke stops being funny in 1896 for you!

[biohazard]

In Soviet Russia, Biohazard confuses you!

[Blizzard]

Read my sig.

[biohazard]

In soviet russia, blizzard's sig reads everyone!

[Dwarra?]

In Russia, whore pays YOU!

[Irock]

In soviet Russia food eats YOU!

[Dwarra?]

In America, YOU eat food!

[Blizzard]

In Russia thread posts YOU!

[Irock]

In Russia wife does YOU!

[Lominisio]

In Russia computers use YOU!

[Irock]

In Russia down sits YOU!
(whatever that means)

[Blizzard]

In Russia Photoshop makes digital art in YOU!

[biohazard]

In russia zombies shoot you!

[Arrow]

[biohazard]

In Soviet Russia, posting stops you!

[Forty]

In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!!!

Oh and by the way Arrow1, this is spam, so no one cares

[Irock]

In Russia RPG makes YOU!

[Dwarra?]

In Russia, Topic spams YOU!

[Irock]

In Russia...
[spoiler]penis faps you![/spoiler]

[Arrow]

In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!!!

Oh and by the way Arrow1, this is spam, so no one cares

Don't lecture me.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,13809.0.html 

[haloOfTheSun]

I see that in my absence we have not yet had a shortage of morons.

[Moss.]

A wild HaloOfTheSun appears!