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[April Fool's] RMRK Guilds 2012

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    That's right folks!


    INTRO

    Get ready, as RMRK once again invites YOU, the common RPG Making nobody, to join a massive team of other, lead by a certain somebody, to obtain possible fame and glory!

    The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!


    WHAT DO I DO?

    That depends on your level of community involvement and RPG Maker prowess.  There are two sets of possibilities outlined below:

    NAMKCOR knows who you are
    • Judge the games!
    • Participate in making a game by making yourself available for picking!
    • Lead your own Guild to glory!
    • Name your Guild!
    • Select handpicked members to work with!
    • Create your own IRC channel!
    • Moderate your Guild Forum!
    • Kick people out of your guild!
    • Own the rights to the ideas, designs, creative workings, IP, mechanics, and code of your game!
    • Automatic access into super top secret hush hush popular people forums!

    NAMKCOR has no idea who you are
    • Get picked to work on a Guild Project
    • Promote yourself while the pick process is going on
    • Get to know NAMKCOR


    HOW DOES THE PICK PROCESS WORK?

    Each team should have roughly the same number of contestants, so to that end, team leaders are not allowed to pick from the assembled team hopefuls until the lowest population team either forfeits their pick, or picks.

    This is to create an even playing field.

    I will only recognize one pick at a time from each team, and the teams can only pick from the assembled team hopefuls.


    HOW DOES THE JUDGEMENT PROCESS WORK?

    Details will be outlined at a later point in time, we will make an executive decision based on the number of contestants signed up, and how many Guilds are to be created.


    SIGN ME UP!

    Guild Leaders:
    • Jomarcenter - Guild Future Helpers
    • Gracie - Guild of Elitism!
    • DrSword - People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader
    • Acolyte - Guild of Vulcan

    Contestants:
    • Pacman - Team Member for Guild of Elitism!
    • IAMFORTE  - Team Member for Guild of Elitism!
    • Skanker - Team Member for Guild Future Helpers!
    • Illumination  - Team Member for Hire!
    • Zylos - Team Member for Guild of Vulcan!
    • Strike_Reyhi - Team Member for Guild of Vulcan!
    • Anski - Team Member for Hire!
    • Harry Burns - Team Member for the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader
    • Cozzie - Team Member for the People's Guild of Great Worship for Dear Leader

    Judges:

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    « Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 01:34:13 PM by NAMKCOR »

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    Me for judging games please ;D
    All of my scripts are totally free to use for commercial use. You don't need to ask me for permission. I'm too lazy to update every single script post I ever made with this addendum. So ignore whatever "rule" I posted there. :)

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    Who are you, again?

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    my name is Timothy what's yours
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    Awesome. I'll contest. Might even lead if I get bored enough ;o

    Being wary of the date this was posted, of course .-.
    it's like a metaphor or something i don't know

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    Awesome. I'll contest.

    Being wary of the date this was posted, of course .-.

    What'd you like to do?

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    my name is Timothy what's yours
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    I WILL PARTICIPATE AND LEAD MY GUILD TO VICTORIOUS... OUTCOME.
    it's like a metaphor or something i don't know

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    SOON
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    Who want to join the "Future helper" guilds.
    Since the future helper and the seven tower game need help due to some certain situation (a.k.a trial problems).
    and also i will credited to anyone who contribute to it.
    And many more.
    « Last Edit: April 01, 2012, 02:33:37 PM by jomarcenter »

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    Future Helper guild is go.

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    You know I'm in.

    I'd like to form Team Elitist.

    I'll be the leader.

    And only certain people can join, so neener neener to everyone else. We'll have fancy shenanigans and generally be complete dicks to everyone else, whilst at the same time being annoyingly good at what we're doing.


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    I'd like to sign up. But you must make me a Future Helper.
    :taco: :taco: :taco:

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    SOON
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    I'd like to sign up. But you must make me a Future Helper.
    accepted.

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    I'm claiming Pacman also. And Nam >:3


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    I'm not participating, as I'm the MC!

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    FUTURE HELPER GO.




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    The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!


    Does this involve groping of any kind?
    I am out of fucks to give.  In fact, I think you owe ME some fucks.  I have insufficient fucks in the fucking account.

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    I would like to join as a scripter but I am not gonna be on jomarcenters team.

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    The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!


    Does this involve groping of any kind?

    The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

    Or did you mean grouping?



    Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild. :mad:




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    Does Nam know who I am >.<

    I'll join Gracies guild if she'll have me

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    The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!


    Does this involve groping of any kind?

    The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

    Or did you mean grouping?



    Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild. :mad:

    If you are joining too, then I guess it will work as long as you don't let jomarcenter make decisions further than the team name. :P

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    The RMRK Guilds Competition: 2012 will bring the community together in a way we've already seen before, in the pursuit of bombastic RPG Maker game production!


    Does this involve groping of any kind?

    The first Guilds I tried back when, Arrow groped my butt. ._.

    Or did you mean grouping?



    Also, Illumination, trust me. You're with me on teh Future Helper Guild. :mad:

    Nope you had it right.  I definitely meant groping.
    I am out of fucks to give.  In fact, I think you owe ME some fucks.  I have insufficient fucks in the fucking account.

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    Does Nam know who I am >.<

    I'll join Gracies guild if she'll have me

    Yes, of course :D <3

    Zylosss TwT whyyy


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    haha april fools the guilds are fake
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

    *****
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    not really throw my name into the ring
    you awoke in a burning paperhouse
    from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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    not really throw my name into the ring

    Judge, Leader, or Member?

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