IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Biohazard> me and a friend raided a teen pregnancy forum
<Zypher> I'm going to make it my mission to do so now

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Nightwolf> i went up to him
<Zypher> ANGRY
<Deliciously_Saucy> did you turn green?
<Nightwolf> and slapped him hard on the face
<Nightwolf> no not green
<Nightwolf> after i slapped him
<Nightwolf> he turned red
<Nightwolf> his cheecks
<Deliciously_Saucy> lol, wait "slap"?
<Nightwolf> cuz man its rare i get angry
<Nightwolf> and when i do, i hit hard
<Nightwolf> slap is lioke
<Nightwolf> WACHAT
<Nightwolf> and he was all like
<Djangonator> LOL
<Nightwolf> I can kill you at this moment
<Nightwolf> and that pussy
<Nightwolf> i told him
<Djangonator> LOL
<Nightwolf> ":okay try to kill me"
<Nightwolf> and he was like
<Djangonator> Nightwolf <3<3<3
<Zypher> nightwolf
<Nightwolf> "FUCK YOU!" and ran away
<Nightwolf> bitch.
<Zypher> you are my hero
<Holkeye> lol
<Nightwolf> i stilll hate him.,
<Holkeye> best
<Holkeye> story
<Holkeye> ever
<Nightwolf> its not a story
<Nightwolf> its real man
<Nightwolf> i killed the bitch

[Nightwolf]

The last two things i said, from different topics....YOU JOINER YOU!

[Deliciously_Saucy]

LoL, it was basically relevant... <3


<Deliciously_Saucy> im hungry
<Nightwolf> eat me

[Dwarra?]

<Rufius_Doofius> Isnt it sad that ive been here since october 05 and I havent gotten shit
<Rufius_Doofius> except post of the year
<Rufius_Doofius> 2nd place
<Rufius_Doofius>
* Rufius_Doofius reburnz his backyard
<Zypher> I got Post of the Year first place, bitch
* Rufius_Doofius throws zypher in his backyard (affectionately)
<Zypher> LOL
<Djangonator> i tied with holk for best n00b
<Rufius_Doofius> OH NOES
<Rufius_Doofius> I BURNED MY ZYPHERZ
<Rufius_Doofius> @_@

[Roph]

(6:36:06 PM) Silverline: P
(6:36:07 PM) Silverline: P
(6:36:08 PM) Silverline: PENIS
(6:36:10 PM) Irockman1: But..why would I want it?

[haloOfTheSun]

(17:52:02) Djangonator: fuck you
(17:52:10) Zypher: I've started to do it more often

[Malson]

LOL I MISSED THAT ONE

[Dwarra?]

   <HaloOfTheSun>   I don't mind having gonorrhoea

[Holkeye]

<Zypher> haven't touched it in years
<Djangonator> I probably wouldn't know what the hell to do with mine if I found it

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[Holkeye]

I don't like to self-quote, but I made myself laugh really hard with this.


<Holkeye> Everybody Loves RayMung

[haloOfTheSun]

I meant to quote that, but got caught up in the conversation.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Irockman1> Connection Problems
<Irockman1> Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
<Irockman1> Woah
<Irockman1> Never happened into now
<Irockman1> intil*
<Irockman1> RMRK IS CRASHING AGAIN!
<Deliciously_Saucy> me too
<Deliciously_Saucy> RMRK is down
<Deliciously_Saucy> pottbott
<PottBott> OH MY GOD RMRK IS DOWN!!?!?

[ataraxy2]

(5:13:11 PM) ***Kefka ?Ultima
(5:13:11 PM) Kefka: * Irockman1 is blasted with a super-nova.
(5:13:11 PM) Kefka: * Irockman1 dies.
(5:13:11 PM) ***Kefka wins.
(5:13:12 PM) ataraxy2: ^^

[Roph]

<Irockman1> Connection Problems
<Irockman1> Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
<Irockman1> Woah
<Irockman1> Never happened into now
<Irockman1> intil*
<Irockman1> RMRK IS CRASHING AGAIN!
<Deliciously_Saucy> me too
<Deliciously_Saucy> RMRK is down
<Deliciously_Saucy> pottbott
<PottBott> OH MY GOD RMRK IS DOWN!!?!?

Oh yeah, I forgot to post about that. There was a planned downtime today for the server I'm on ~

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<HaloOfTheSun> Silver likes being punched in the face
<HaloOfTheSun> especially after he gives blow jobs
<HaloOfTheSun> that's called a jelly dougnut



<HaloOfTheSun> mmm... donkey dick

[Yukimora]

<HaloOfTheSun> (01:04:26) Nicholas: ok they have dick but no vagina
<HaloOfTheSun> (01:04:28) HaloOfTheSun: I GOT ONE

[Blizzard]

Now this is really worth a lol:

<Blizzard> This is kind funny
<Blizzard> OH wAiT!
<Blizzard> WATCH THIS!
<Snowstorm> Hey, Blizzard
<jap0911> consider me talkin to myself
<Snowstorm> You are an awesome scripter
<Blizzard> Oh, thanks... You're flattering me
<Morph> Wow, do you
<Blizzard> You're much better, Snowstorm!
<jap0911> LOL
<Shark> pat your self
<Snowstorm> No, you're the best!
<AhhMyLeg> on the back a lot?
<ataraxy2> It's Blizz.
<Snowstorm> YOU ARE!
<ataraxy2> ^^
<Blizzard> NO you are!
<jap0911> narcissusasis
<jap0911> LOL
<ataraxy2> LMAO
<Blizzard> FUCK YOU! YOU ARE!
<Snowstorm> FUCK YOU, TOO! YOU ARE THE BEST!
<Blizzard> I'LL KILL YOU!
<Snowstorm> DIE, IMBECILE!
<jap0911> now...
<jap0911> OMG
<Morph> A schizo...
<Shark> ...is never alone
<Blizzard> lmao
<Blizzard> ^^

[ataraxy2]

ataraxy2: Well don't winge if I don't entertain you then
ataraxy2: Get off your ass and do something
Zypher: no
Zypher: ataraxy it is your job to entertain me
Zypher: it's what i paid your momma for
Zypher: that and hot sex
ataraxy2: I know
ataraxy2:

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Deliciously_Saucy> its 4am
<Deliciously_Saucy> here
<Holkeye> no, when youre on the internet youre in america
<Holkeye> its 2pm



<Zypher> no way
<GilgameshRO> yes way
<Zypher> that's crazy

[Deliciously_Saucy]

Ok, spread stuff like this over three hours and you'll have an idea of what's been going on in IRC;

<GilgameshRO> haha
<GilgameshRO> man
<GilgameshRO> my friend is going to be so pissed about this deck
<Zypher> god damn
<Zypher> my deck is horribly unbalanced
<GilgameshRO> let me count how many rares are in here
<Zypher> 33 land, 23 creatures, 5 sorcery, 4 enchants, 4 instants, 1 artifact

<Zypher> what is that one card that's like 300 bucks?!!?

<GilgameshRO> bushido is a samurai thing
<GilgameshRO> they get +*/+* when being blocked or blocking
<GilgameshRO> * being their bushido rating
<GilgameshRO> so for them, +1/+1

<Zypher> it's a land card
<GilgameshRO> XBB
<Zypher>  that can be used as white, green OR blue
<GilgameshRO> return X target creatures for your graveyard to your hand



IRC Nerds :3

[Holkeye]

That's because I left for a while.

[Malson]

(4:45:58 PM) Kefka: It's like I'm touching a vagina ;o
(4:45:59 PM) Silverline: lol they're only playing around with each other ~_~

[Djangonator]

<Irockman1>   What am i supposed to do? Rape a girl?
<HaloOfTheSun>   It would stir me HARD

[Malson]

(10:49:27 PM) Zypher: you raping a girl on a UFO
(10:49:29 PM) Djang|DEAD: on my butt