IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[memyselforwho]

<ToffeKing> You know whats great about having sex with 25 year olds?
<Morefromme> I can think of a few...
<ToffeKing> theirs 20 of them...
<Morefromme> I just thought of a few more


*real

[Kokowam]

(5:13:41 PM) NickServ: (notice) Fortune Cookie: You fill a much-needed gap.

[haloOfTheSun]

[23:59:08] <Irockman1> look at me, I am gay

[Asch]

[00:50] <Atemu> Now you can resume kicking yourself all you want, Irock.
[00:51] <Irockman1> I don't feel like it
[00:51] <Atemu> Okay then.
[00:51] <Irockman1> I'm downloading Eminem albums
[00:51] * Atemu ignores Irock then.
[00:51] <Irockman1> !kick
[00:51] <Atemu> !kickban Irockman1 Requested ( Irockman1 ).
[00:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@m-04-62-448-88.hsd0.tn.comcast.net
[00:51] * ChanServ sets mode: -e Irockman1!*@*
[00:51] * Irockman1 was kicked by ChanServ ((Atemu) Requested ( Irockman1 ).)
[00:51] <HaloOfTheSun> lol
[00:51] <HaloOfTheSun> LOL
[00:51] * Atemu wins. XD

[Sophist]

<Tezuka> Is it gay if I like cooking and can guess a girl's favourite color just by glancing at them?
<Djang> WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
<Anski> fat
<Tezuka> LOL

[Tezuka]

Djang   I gotta look for a job but I don't know how to do it!
   Djang   Also, should I wait until after I get hired to dye my hair?
23:03   shadowdude   depends on how strict the place you wanna work at is
   Tezuka   What color?
23:04   shadowdude   some places over here (england) fire you if you have "strange hair colours"
   Djang   purple
   Tezuka   Your favourite color is purple
   shadowdude   then i would do it before you get the job
   Djang   And I'm thinking like, I dunno, a grocery store
   Tezuka   >:3
   Djang   No, it's not
   Tezuka   
   Djang   I'm doing it to be a rebel
23:05   Anski   ...
   Anski   ...
   Anski   fat

[Irock]

<HaloOfTheSun> [00:51:37] <Irockman1> the part in pornos where girls blow bubbles with their butt scares me
<Anski> I thought it was cute

[tSwitch]

[23:44] * @Stencyl doesn't exist ._.
[23:44] * +Jon becomes a 50 mile skidmark across the ground
[23:44] <@StencylFanBoy> stencyl of course you exist
[23:44] * +Jon gets picked up and tried to get preserved by the other living fans
[23:44] <@StencylFanBoy> if I wanted to believe in something that doesn't exist I'd convert to christianity
[23:45] <@Stencyl> lol
[23:45] <+SexualBubblegumX> ha
[23:45] <@StencylFanBoy> BADUM PSHHHHH
[23:45] <+Strike_Reyhi> hahahha
[23:45] <+Jon> hah
[23:45] <+Jon> haha
[23:45] * SexualBubblegumX is now known as Jesus
[23:45] <+Jon> omfg
[23:45] <+Jon> I need a doctor
[23:45] <+Jon> and like
[23:45] <+Jesus> I take offense to that
[23:45] <+Jon> more lsd

[Sophist]

<Anski> I'm done
*** mattsaysfooey is now known as Guest41094
*** Guest41094 is now known as guest
<guest> see
<guest> told you
<Anski> ;3
<Anski> enjoy not using your name for the rest of your IRC career
<guest> dude
<guest> it's just this server
<guest> not irc in general
<Anski> IRC CAREER
<guest> stfugfys changes nick to mattsaysfooey
<guest> no prompt
<guest> as i said just this server
<guest> instead of playing pw reg games
<guest> why dont we exchange ips
<guest> and play big boy games
<guest> and mac addresses
<Anski> oh hush you
<guest> see
<guest> suck mah cawk then
<Anski> stop getting so dramatic @_@
<guest> pet my cat
<guest> her name is pepper and she is friendly
<guest> or i will stab you with a tetnus laced hepatitis needle coated with anthrax
<Anski> Tetanus*
<guest> then sell you eye socket contents on ebay
<guest> yes
<guest> your*
<guest> as well
*** guest is now known as anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> OMG
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> i will register this
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> i am so epic leet
<Anski> You are also a faggot, jftr
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> yeah
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> as you can clearly see me fucking that blonde slut
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> but you know your a dumb faggot
<Anski> Why are you flaming me like this
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> who never got pussy
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> cause your a faggot
<Anski> Do you feel accomplished trying to flame some guy at 3:00 in the morning?
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> is there a video of you getting pussy
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> no
<Anski> cause I don't feel insulted
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> ask yourself that question
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> obviously you did
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> you retorted
<Anski> I'm not flaming you?
<Anski> ?_? Is this going anywhere I have meetings to attend
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> really
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> at 3 fucking am
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> what place is this
<Anski> yes
<Anski> America
<Anski> you idiot
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> pssh
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> what office is open at 3 am
<Anski> Your mothers office, that's for sure
<Butterfree> I'm American
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> yeah right
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop> see your lying again
<Anski> And this, fellow internet visitors, is why you do not get serious with 13 year olds in some kind of psudo flaming argument combonation
<anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop>  You are also a faggot, jftr anski
<Anski> Case
<Anski> in
<Anski> point
*** Anski is now known as Capitan-Amelie
-NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
-NickServ- You have 30 seconds to identify to your nickname before it is changed.
-NickServ- You are now identified for Anski.
-NickServ- Fortune Cookie: Your step will soil many countries.
*** anski_likes_saggy_ball_drop is now known as anski_drops_the_soap
*** anski_drops_the_soap is now known as anski_is_a_homo
<Capitan-Amelie> @_@ You're still proving my point, kid
*** anski_is_a_homo is now known as rofl_rofl
*** rofl_rofl is now known as i_dont_care_gfys
<Butterfree> , is why you do not get serious with 13 year olds in some kind of psudo flaming argument combonation
<Butterfree> ;-;
<Capitan-Amelie> ;-;
<Butterfree> how is that guy anyways?
<Capitan-Amelie> how is he what?
<Butterfree> er
<Butterfree> sorry
<Butterfree> who*
<Capitan-Amelie> some guy who just showed up




Then he just started talking about my mom so I ignored him lol

[Sophist]

<Capitan-Amelie> so let me get this straight
<Capitan-Amelie> I just had like a 20 minute conversation with a 13 year old who wouldn't stop calling me a homo, says he gets more pussy than I do, and acts generally tougher than he is on an IRC chatroom for a site promoting RPG Maker because I ghosted his nick a couple times because Dr_Sword gave me the instructions to?
<Butterfree> LOL
<Capitan-Amelie> Am I on drugs tonight or something?
<Butterfree> That paragraph made me laugh
<guest4w54> rofl rofl yes
<Butterfree> but i dunno why
<Capitan-Amelie> because the last time i checked I wasn't
<guest4w54> looked like coke to me
<Butterfree> this guys 13?
<Butterfree> Are you moo?
<guest4w54> your on something
<guest4w54> wtf no
<Capitan-Amelie> too dumb to be moo
<guest4w54> dude i am fucking 20 years old
<Capitan-Amelie> moo would just be like
<Capitan-Amelie> "Lol"
<guest4w54> jesus christ
<Butterfree> because you're giving 13 year olds a bad image
<Butterfree> i'm fucking 13.
<guest4w54> know any 13 year old in college
<guest4w54> good talk to anksi
<Capitan-Amelie> Nobody cares if you get pussy and are attending college
<guest4w54> im playing cod4
<guest4w54> shhhhh
<Butterfree>  you shhh
<guest4w54> quiet time = true
<Capitan-Amelie> @_@ The internet isn't a place to show off you're badass time
<Butterfree> the internet is for porn @_@
<Capitan-Amelie> You're just throwing a fit because I know the password to the nick you want and you don't
<Butterfree> lol
<Capitan-Amelie> So through your homophobia and masochism, you've managed to do nothing but make me laugh hysterically tonight
<Butterfree> Homophobia
<guest4w54> yeah that is completley i dont give a fauck it
<Butterfree> LOL
<guest4w54> your right
<guest4w54> now cod4 time
<Capitan-Amelie> fauck
<guest4w54> get off my nuts
<Butterfree> lol
<Butterfree> LOL
<Capitan-Amelie> Get off my case
<Butterfree> im laughing
<Butterfree> so badly
<Butterfree> my dad came and was like
<Butterfree> "Why you laughing?"
<Butterfree> oh God
<Capitan-Amelie> @_@ Go touch yourself to some snowboarding videos
<Butterfree> FAUCK LOL
<Capitan-Amelie> And play your COD one handed
<Butterfree> He's gone
<Butterfree> ..
<Butterfree> phew
<Butterfree> ok
<Butterfree> time to control
<Capitan-Amelie> He will be back to check on us because he derives attention
<guest4w54> YOU STOLE THAT FROM HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
<guest4w54> THEIF!
<Butterfree> lol Kumar.
<Capitan-Amelie> STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW CRIMINAL SCUM
<Butterfree> anybody can copy lines
<Butterfree> I am Batman
<guest4w54> ::calls the mpaa::
<Capitan-Amelie> see I told you
<Capitan-Amelie> :I
<Butterfree> now whats mpaa?
<Butterfree> ;-;
<guest4w54> its still loading
<Butterfree> LOL SLOW COMPUTER
<Capitan-Amelie> Motion Picture Assosiation of America
<guest4w54> yes
<Butterfree> oh i see/
<Capitan-Amelie> or to a pirate
<guest4w54> they want you to steal your movies
<guest4w54> all day
<Butterfree> I'm betting that you dun even have cod4
<Capitan-Amelie> Motherfucking Pussy Assholes of Amerikkka
<guest4w54> they love it
<Butterfree> lol mpaa
<Capitan-Amelie> go back to your crappy COD4
<Capitan-Amelie> infact, leave this IRC and walk away the better man
<Butterfree> lol
<Capitan-Amelie> You could just sit here all day and insult some guy in the middle of the night
<Capitan-Amelie> or you could get some sleep
<Capitan-Amelie> THE CHOICE IS YOURS
<Capitan-Amelie> BECAUSE KNOWLAGE IS POWER
<Butterfree> or you could get a brain
<Capitan-Amelie> Butterfree
<Capitan-Amelie> are you even on the forums?
<Capitan-Amelie> like
<Capitan-Amelie> registered
<Butterfree> lol
<Butterfree> Anski
*** Butterfree is now known as Nightwolf
<Nightwolf> Its me damnit
<Capitan-Amelie> OH FUCK
<Capitan-Amelie> NIGHTWOLF <3333
<Nightwolf> lol
<Capitan-Amelie> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN
<Nightwolf> Forgot to change the nick lol
<Capitan-Amelie> ;oo;o;o;o;o;o;
<Nightwolf> lol <3
<Capitan-Amelie> HALOOFTHESUN, I, King_of_the_Universe, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU FOR A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD
<Capitan-Amelie> wait
<Nightwolf> HALOOFTHESUN, I, nightwolf, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD GOTTA PEE
<Capitan-Amelie> NIGHTWOLF, I, KING_OF_THE_UNIVERSE, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY HETEROSEXUAL AFFECTION FOR YOU A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD
*** statie has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds)
<Nightwolf> lol
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*** ChanServ sets mode +v on statie
<Capitan-Amelie> Nightwolf I had no idea that was you
* HaloOfTheSun pees
<Nightwolf> lol
<Capitan-Amelie> Halo
<Nightwolf> I forgot to change my nick
<Nightwolf> HALO
<Capitan-Amelie> ban this guy for a good long while
<HaloOfTheSun> HALO
<Nightwolf> lol
<Capitan-Amelie> please ;o;
<HaloOfTheSun> ban Captain-Amelie
<HaloOfTheSun> ok
<Capitan-Amelie> NO NOT ME
<Nightwolf> lol
<HaloOfTheSun> oh
<Capitan-Amelie> ;o;o;o;o;
<HaloOfTheSun> ban Nightwolf
<HaloOfTheSun> ...
<Capitan-Amelie> NO
<HaloOfTheSun> hm...
<Nightwolf> Halo
<HaloOfTheSun> no thx
<Nightwolf> Dont do that ;-;
<Nightwolf> <3
<Capitan-Amelie> Ban the guest4w54
<Nightwolf> guest
<HaloOfTheSun> oh it's that idiot from last night
<Nightwolf> lol
<Nightwolf> Last Night too?
*** HaloOfTheSun sets mode +b on *!RMRKJapple@*.hsd0.ma.comcast.net
*** guest4w54 has been kicked by HaloOfTheSun (guest4w54)
<Nightwolf> he's entertaining lol
<Capitan-Amelie> he's a masochist :I
<HaloOfTheSun> mattsayfooey
<HaloOfTheSun> or whatever
<HaloOfTheSun> on rmrk
<Capitan-Amelie> I know his nick password
<Capitan-Amelie> because Sword registered it
<Capitan-Amelie> and was like "Ghost him when you see him :x"
<Capitan-Amelie> Well folks that ends this chatlog I was keeping up with forever. Everyone take your bows!
* Capitan-Amelie bows
* Nightwolf bows

[haloOfTheSun]

[00:13:02] <Nightwolf> Real men go on each other
[00:13:06] <Nightwolf> and hump em to death

[Sophist]

<Dr_Sword> I like sweaty guys

[Irock]

<Roph> Roph:
<Roph> i cant keep this thing forever ;_; lool
<Roph> Deb:
<Roph> want me to suck on it for you?
<Roph> Roph:
<Roph> O_O
<Roph> ?_? what im trying to help her setup her email

[Irock]

<Tuna> I carried it in my mouth
<HaloOfTheSun> your mouth isn't big enough

[haloOfTheSun]

[04:17:36] <Tuna> I NEVER HAD A PENIS

[Sophist]

<Skanker> you know, ever since I heard of Spore I just knew there'd be a lot of penises
<chewey> I am not looking forward to fighting a whole bunch of penises in spore
<Irock|SporeCC> I'm not either
<Irock|SporeCC> LOOK OVER THERE
<Irock|SporeCC> A PENIS CREATURE

[maia]

<PsychoBear> maia's cream
<PsychoBear> maia's boobs
<PsychoBear> maia's hawt
<PsychoBear> maia's la la
<PsychoBear> oh wait there's a forum member named maia
<PsychoBear> oops
<PsychoBear> ...this is going in the quotes thread isn't it

I really must go into the chat room more often. My forum name is maia, you have to dig for my real name.

[Dwarra?]

<chewey> 6 deer passed through the farm a couple days ago
<chewey> I got photos :3
<Dr_Sword> oh wow deer
<Dr_Sword> oh wait Australia
<chewey> I don't think you realise how rare they are here
<Dr_Sword> <Dr_Sword> oh wait Australia 
<chewey> ihu
<Dr_Sword>
<secret7> oh deer
<Dr_Sword> oh god
<secret7> you didnt know chewey lives in australia?
<Dr_Sword> Anne your pun felt like a punch to the stomach
<secret7> YES PUN JOKE
<chewey> that was fucking awful
<secret7> YEAH IT FEEL GOOD MAN
<secret7> PUNS IS AWESOME
<Dr_Sword> OH GOD PLEASE STOP
<secret7> ok
<secret7> but remember i will strike everytime i get the idea to make puns
<Dr_Sword> Please don't
<Dr_Sword> or I will PUNch you in the face
<Dr_Sword>
<chewey> Nice.
<secret7> oh gawd.why i didnt make that first
<secret7> you sir are an enemy of mine
<Dr_Sword> because I am witty
<secret7> im SIRprised
<Dr_Sword> what
<chewey> I lol'd
<Dr_Sword> that doesn
<Dr_Sword> t make sense at all
<chewey> that doesn't even make sense
<chewey> wait i mean
<chewey> that DOESn't make sense

Double Quote GOOOO

<Anski> dr sword
<Anski> would you kindly love me ;_;
<Dr_Sword> Yes ;-;
<Roph> fag mods
<Dr_Sword> fagmin
<Roph> =(
<Anski> says the man who posts gay pornography

[tSwitch]

[20:37] <+Wingard> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
02[20:38] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:38] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:38] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:38] <+Wingard> 7yay
02[20:39] <+NAMKCOR> 7gay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <@Dr_Sword> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Wingard> 7yay
02[20:39] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:39] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
02[20:39] <+NAMKCOR> 7yay
[20:39] <+Wingard> 7yay
[20:39] <+Starfyre> 7yay
[20:39] <+Wingard> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
02[20:39] <+NAMKCOR> too late
03[20:39] * You were kicked by Dr_Sword (ur 7gay)

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Irock]

ITT: Namkcor quotes himself changing a word.

[Dwarra?]

Firerain> Idk who inigo is..
<Firerain> people change their name too much.
<-- Inigo_Montoya has kicked Firerain from #crankeye ()
* You are now known as Dr_Sword
--> Firerain (~Rick@216.36.152.6f5ebb60) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to Firerain
<Firerain> o rly
<Dr_Sword> Inigo left after he kicked you :/
<Dr_Sword> I think it was one of Roph's friends
<Firerain> Oh, lol.

I'm a smooth criminal.

[Sophist]

A conversation between Sword and I.

[Sophist]

also

[Dwarra?]

--> Holk (~Holk@a-66-644-666-62.hsd6.pa.comcast.net) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to Holk
<Holk> HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
<Dr_Sword> holk whatsup
<Starfyre> hi
* You are now known as Dr_Medic
<Holk> I just had the best night ever
<Dr_Medic> SEE YA SOULJA BOI
<Dr_Medic> TELL EM
<Dr_Medic> DAWG
<Dr_Medic> YO
<Holk> 80's night at Belvedere's
<Dr_Medic> .-.
<Holk> I danced for 3 hours
<Holk> Met this girl
<Dr_Medic> dancing for 3 hours to hair metal and pop
<Holk> Hell yeah
<Holk> Thriller
<Starfyre> lol
<Holk> and 99 Red Balloons
<Holk> Also Any Way You Want It
<Holk> Epic
<Dr_Medic> did you guys go home and play Twister ?_? ?_?
<Holk> I'm a much better dancer than I give myself credit for
<Dr_Medic> wait Twister is '90s
<Starfyre> Sword plays naked twister with roph
<Starfyre> .-.
<Dr_Medic> I play naked twister
<Dr_Medic> its fun .-.
<Holk> by yourself
<Dr_Medic> not with roph
<Starfyre> :3
<Dr_Medic> You have to have 3 people to play twister duh holk duh
<Holk> not if you can spin the spinner with your tongue
<Starfyre> my tongue isn't that long
<Dr_Medic> thats not very hygenic ;o;
<Starfyre> that's why you clean it
<Starfyre> :I
<Holk> Dude, if you're worried about your tongue's hygiene, there's something wrong.
<Dr_Medic> Im joking
<Dr_Medic> its a joke
<Holk> I know
<Holk> I love you
<Dr_Medic> lighten uo
<Holk> lol
<Dr_Medic> up*
<Dr_Medic> COME OOOON
<Dr_Medic> FORGET ABOUT IT
<Holk> Oh, I'm light. I just danced to 80's music.
<Dr_Medic> thanks holk I love you too bro :*
<Holk> It was amazing.
<Dr_Medic> I danced to 60's music today !_!
<Holk> What channel is #ffshrine on these days?
<Dr_Medic> Different server m8
<Dr_Medic> irc.acidchat.net
<Holk> awesome
<chewey> Not awesome
<Dr_Medic> Hey Chewey, ur awesome
<chewey> Well I know I am
<Starfyre> am i awesome ;-;
<Dr_Medic> not as awesome as chewey
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* ChanServ gives voice to RMRKGuest012
<Starfyre> ok cool
<Dr_Medic> you can be the awesome over there
<Starfyre> :DD
<Dr_Medic> Hey holk
<Dr_Medic> ok I hate goldfish
<Holk> I'm always the awesome

[Forty]

<Forcystus> ;-,.
<Forcystus> op
<Forcystus> there goes my eye
<Irockman1> your eye fell off
* Forcystus puts eye back in
<Irockman1> .-.
<Forcystus> ;-;