HELP ME!

Im scared

Mistress.... says:
hey sexual
Beards: They grow on you says:
umm-ok.
Mistress.... says:
uuuuuuuuur hot!
Beards: They grow on you says:
ok sure.
Mistress.... says:
do u like the pitchforks
Beards: They grow on you says:
yeah.
Mistress.... says:
sexy arent they?
Beards: They grow on you says:
.wtf?
Mistress.... says:
ToM MiNtOn fellow
Mistress.... says:
woah
Mistress.... says:
woah
Mistress.... says:
just
Mistress.... says:
chill
Mistress.... says:
dude
Mistress.... says:
js chill
Beards: They grow on you says:
im fine...
Beards: They grow on you says:
what have you been taking?
Mistress.... says:
nono
Mistress.... says:
calm down
Mistress.... says:
seriously
Mistress.... says:
Minton Mints!?
Mistress.... says:
CHILL
Beards: They grow on you says:
right...
Beards: They grow on you says:
what's that? sex?
Beards: They grow on you says:
are you a little high?
Mistress.... says:
no
Mistress.... says:
yes.
Mistress.... says:
i
Mistress.... says:
m
Mistress.... says:
not sure
Mistress.... says:
y
Mistress.... says:
r U???
Mistress.... says:
kwfiewufoiwaf
Mistress.... says:
jehfq
Mistress.... says:
wajg rtyjlfou];eo
Mistress.... says:
]09wip0afe
Mistress.... says:
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Mistress.... says:
WAFFLE
Mistress.... says:
BiSh
Mistress.... says:
is ur father
Beards: They grow on you says:
im not
Beards: They grow on you says:
you are
Mistress.... says:
du like PUSSY?!
Beards: They grow on you says:
yes.
Mistress.... says:
I DOOOOOOOOOOO
Beards: They grow on you says:
im son of a bish.
Mistress.... says:
iu dint mean that
Beards: They grow on you says:
.................
Mistress.... says:
oopoi h
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Mistress.... says:
yes i did
Beards: They grow on you says:
ok.

I'm 'beards: they grow on you'
Mistress is Tom Minton (the flaming pitchforks)'s gf.