Kill the person above you

[SexualBubblegumX]

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Why do they all like guys with a power level over nine thooooooooouuuuuusssssaaaaannnnnnnndddddddd!?!?!?!?!?!?!

/\ Seppukus out of guilt.

[DeathLock~]

^ suicides when he found out Caro only likes guys who are over 9000.

[Forty]

/\ dual chainsaws

[SexualBubblegumX]

FEAR MY QUIVERING PALM!



Oh shit you blew up...

[Zylos]

/\'s power level finally surpasses 9000, but /\'s body can't handle it and explodes into a gazillion pieces.

[Forty]

HUGE ENERGY BEAMS

[Zylos]

Sticks a keg of dynamite up /\'s golden nose.

[Rune]

I show you your own siggy. You commit suicide due to embarrassment and shame.

[SexualBubblegumX]

I SPIT HOT FIRE!

Oh shit, I didn't realize your clothes were that flammable.

[Zylos]

I show you your own siggy. You commit suicide due to embarrassment and shame.

What's so embarassing about my siggy? For that comment, I grab your head and bash it into /\'s head, thus killing both of you.

[SexualBubblegumX]

Lets see what happens when.... I SPIT COLD FIRE!

No that didn't do it.

Well I guess you win this round....

>.>
<.<

*runs

[DeathLock~]

Places a bomb in ^'s mouth, ^ swallows it, and then ^ explodes.

[Rune]

For that comment, I grab your head and bash it into /\'s head, thus killing both of you.

Nice try, but my head's like steel. (Literally)

Anyway, @DLBM - I set your face on fire.

[DeathLock~]

I blow, and the fire gets blown away on ^, the fire is so strong that it melted ^ steel head.

[Rune]

I fall to the ground screaming "I'm melting!"
A random chav comes up behind you and smashes you over the head with a plastic bottle, having no effect on you, and thus making this post rather pointless.

[Zylos]

/\ view Zylos pr0n and commits suicide.

[SexualBubblegumX]

I STILL SPIT HOT FIRE!

[Rune]

I slap /\ across the face and /\ spins round 540 degrees and falls flat on his face.



A van then comes and runs over /\'s head.

[SexualBubblegumX]

HOT FIRE, I spit it.

[DeathLock~]

I take a flamethrower and turn the hot fire spit back at ^, and ^ swallows the spit.

^ overheats, and explodes.

[SexualBubblegumX]

Okay watch this.

JAGUAR VARIED ASSAULT!

[DeathLock~]

A hot girl comes up to ^ and she says no, ^ will beat himself up.

[SexualBubblegumX]

I know the Secret Fist of Stalin....

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.... THE POWER OF COMMUNISM! COMMUNIST CRUSHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rune]

Yes.


I open a tin of sweetcorn. /\ wonders why my actions are so, and turns round to walk away from the freak. He then gets hit again by the van.

[SexualBubblegumX]

I shake my fist at /\ then /\ dies from fear.