Kill the person above you

ties/\ legs and arms so you look like this \ /<Arms
                                                                 /\<Legs
Then pulls on till you split into 4 diffrent pices \<Arm  Arm>/
                                                                        /<Leg  Leg>\

Tickles you to death...

TELEKINESIS /\

Smashes a non-working 360 over /\ head.

I EAT UR BRAINS /\

/\ get aducted by aliens
and sent back to the dinocars age

abducts /\ as well.
runs several experiments until the abductees die

/\ eat's a red been  and chokes in it

Stuffs a bazooka full of pencils and fires it, resulting in ^ being pumped with led. =P

i kill /\ whit a fether

 + =

I shoot /\ in the head across the road on top of a building with a sniper rifle.

...Mission complete.

Kills /\ by using a "ROCKET LAUNCHAR" (Metal Slug reference)

cales in the master chief to kill /\

Throws hammer at ^ and knocks^ out, causing them to fall unconcious and plummit into a pit of lava!

supperman to the recue he saves me and frees /\

God erases existance and kills all, including ^

=P

dont mess with god pleas

i kill you with a cd

^Kill you with my gun.

i kill you with a giant lazer

I kill you with murder and death.

I kill you with my eyes. They're lethal, I swear. 

HADOKEN /\

I poke you in the eyes, causing you to stumble back and fall backwards into a meat grinder

I pick up a house and throw it on ^ , resluting in ^ being crushed.