Kill the person above you

Stabinates /\

Puts Voodoo Doll of /\ in front of me so /\ get stabinated instead of me

 Godsmacks /\ with WALL OF DEATH

Points out to /\ that I have no feeling in my head and that I somehow enjoy pain O_o

Killinates /\

^ Smites with almighty hammer.

Comes-back-to-life-inates and then get's out katana and slices /\ into a billion tiny little pieces

Whips out a rapier and shows /\ what a REAL sword can do.

Takes out twig and shoves it in a rocket launcher

I then launck the twig at you and it impales you in the neck... just under your chin

Wow... all that in one second O_o

Smacks /\ with a sledge hammer, start using manly weapons son.

Uses hatchet to sever /\ to pieces

Kills ^ with a large spork.

Eats /\

Does and ENDLESS dance until /\ kills themselves.

Tosses the holy Hand Gernade of Antioch in /\'s general direction

I jump away before you count to 3 an NO other number, throwing the killer rabbit of Antinoch in its way, but the explosion kills the rabbit, so I just say Ni to /\. That should do it, and end the Monty Python refrences.

Ecky ecky ecky wootang fusaii.... /\

^Kills with gunblade. 

Kills /\ by telling them "Final Fantasy isn't real. It will never be real."

Stabs /\ with a rather large, rather pointy (and rather tasty mind you) cake

Grabs ^ kittens gun and blows ^'s head of with it.

Does the Hadoken on ^.

Sets homing pidgeon on /\

Yells at /\ furiously

Prods /\ off a cliff