Kill the person above you

Does the Hadoken on ^.

Sets homing pidgeon on /\

Yells at /\ furiously

Prods /\ off a cliff

Lets ^ kill himself because he is a... WHERE IS THE SUICIDAL KITTEN!?! *runs away sobbing*

Yeah... i kinda got bored of that avatar sorry... I might put it in my sig :-/
Pulls out pin on holy hand grenade, accidentally counts to 4 and blows up

Well, if you aren't going to use it anymore, can I have it? That av was awsome.

Back on topic:
Kills ^ by ressurecting a suicidal kitten, who imediately commits suicide, thus ruining my plan.

Yeah you can use it... it isn't copyrighted or anything is it?

Ends friendly talk and pokes /\ in the eye so that /\ says AAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Well, could you PM it to me?

On-Topic:
Calls Galvados and JJ to maul ^.

Who? o_O

Sets a mad raging cat (like my old cat) on /\ so it rips /\'s finger to pieces so now /\ has no eyes or finger

Galvados and JJ are the two recruitable orcs from Radiata Stories.

Back On-Topic:
Summons Dhaos to slaughter ^. (Dhaos is the main enemy from Tales of Phantasia, in case you're wondering.)

^ Summons

Spoiler for:

Van from Tales of the abyss

to kill you! I also assist with my spork.

Summons Elwyn (Leader of the Theater Vancoor from Radiata Stories) to use her Volty Blast, "Radiant Sword", on ^, which kills ^ instantly.

Dresses /\ up in girly clothes so that /\ commits suicide out of shame

Keeps talking about potatos untill /\ goes insane

Uses chainsaw on ^ untill ^ is just a bunch of bite-sized pieces.

throws a pea at /\'s head knocking him into a pit of spikes

Cut a rope that was holding a piano (yes, a piano) over ^. The piano falls on ^ and crushes ^'s bone into dust.

< recollects into a dust swarm and goes into /\ eating him inside out!

Hammers a nail into /\'s forehead then takes it out so that /\ bleeds to death through his forehead

Gives ^ a hamburger. Tells ^ that it was really a bomb after ^ eats it. ^ explodes.

All my little pieces come back to life and start eating /\'s flesh

I love /\ real hard...  Then he dies...         

Pretends I am playing Worms and throw a cluster bomb at /\ so that /\ blows up multiple times

Shoves ^'s head inside a horse's @$$. ^ dies out of disgust.