Kill the person above you

Two words: UNABROW REMOVAL

/\ I actually turn into a pup and tear you into small peices about golfball size.

^ I turn you into a pup and rip you in half

^ I use a mirror and reflect it so you are turned into a Pup. Then Lily kills you.

i watch u 2 kill each other "my work is done here"

No, I use my god mirror black hole to suck you in and then you are sent to back o Earth where i then trip you.

First I successfully nail you up against a wall. Then I grab a jagged blade and stab you in the wrist artery. Slowly I drag the blade down, digging it deeper and deeper as it nears your elbow crease. When it finally reaches its targeted destination I already have thought of what to do next.

I grab a fire poker and penetrate your stomach very slowly, swinging it around a little as if I’m struggling to find it. Of course I have no trouble. I leave the room forcing you to just stay there, the nails now starting to have trouble holding your growing weight. You can’t support yourself anymore and so it’s up to the nails.

When I finally come back into the room you are still nailed up and stomach juices are dripping down onto the floor amidst all the blood.

Wax off all of ^'s facial hair and pubes. SLOWLY.

/\ I push her onto ice and you slip and die (?).

So you push me onto ice and then I die?

Makes ^ pregnant. 

^ Makes you pay child support.

Leaves ^ with the kid

^ Takes the kid and beats you over the head with it.

Rescues kid and strangles ^ for abusing our child

^ i COME BACK AS A GHOST And SPIT POISON IN YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!!

Gets The Ghostbusters and to suck /\ up

/\ I press the unsuck button and haunt you to death.

I let you drink my milk only to find out that it's poisoned!

Wait, wouldn't that kill you too?!

not that milk...

throws /\ into a pity of lava

And the lava pities him very much, i'm sure.

Forces ^ to eat sushi

that wont kill me...

stuffs in a locker full of dead fish(and /\)

Falls asleep on top of /\

/\ Spits in your eye then sits on you.

'I've already killed you once but I'll kill you again,' I torment you. 'Except this time it'll be quick.'

I grab a long knife and quickly jam it into your chest, right into your heart. Although it is the most painful place to be stabbed you don't suffer for very long.