Change a Letter, Change a Story

Twilight-Breaking Down:  The story's protagonist, Bella, has a total psychological meltdown when she realises all the crap she has experienced so far is rediculously silly and takes itself WAY too serously. She starts hanging out with Lyndsay Lohan and develops quite a drug habit, then whores herself out to the werewolves for drug money untill Sparkles the Vampire cries about it and stages an intervention.

When Harry Bet Sally: In this zany 90's comedy, gambling addict Harry Clark brings his daughter Sally to the Seattle Horse Tracks for a day of fun family bonding. Hilarity ensues when Harry runs into some "business acquaintances" and he must bet his own daughter away to covers his debts.

Ferris Bueller's Lay Off: Faced with the prospect of having no source of income to support himself, a man decides to spend his remaining money wreaking havoc in Chicago with his best friend and girlfriend.

That's weird, I was just watching that..
Passion of the Chris: "Magician" Chris Angel goes back in time and was declared a witch, and sent to be crucified.

Lord of the Bling: DJ Frodizzle and MC Sammy-Wise accept G Money Gandalf's quest to take the One Bling to a rest stop in Comptonia and flush it. Along the way the are beset by such horrors as Nazghul, Orcs, Crips and the LAPD.

Whoops, that was 2 letters.

Camino Royale: Backwoods meth-cook Jimmy Bond had the perfect off the grid life. Until one day when he learns he is the lost heir to the throne of England and he must be made prim and proper before he faces world wide embarrassment.

The Dork Knight: A kid spends his life fighting crime and being the hero of women on the internet all day inside his house.

See also: The Pork Knight: A large tied sentient christmas ham is sent back in time and fights through the rough lifestyle of Henry the Fifth era England to achieve knighthood and find it's way back to the future.

Skytall: A new agent is part of MI6, His name is Tom Anderson, code number 009, he has a license to kill and he is very tall, like, super duper tall, some people say he is as tall as the sky... or skytall.

Mon of Steel- A young pokemon grows up thinking he's just a weird pidgey, but later learns that he is from a powerful extraterrestrial race of skarmory. With his new found heritage, he strives to fight for the good of humanity and pokemon.

Scatface: In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel while succumbing to his unshakeable feces fetish.

Hotrine Miami: An asian thug delivers pizza to houses as quickly and efficiently as possible, while huffing paint and LSD in between shifts.

Dong: The player controls an in-game penis by moving it vertically across the left side of the screen, and can compete against either a computer controlled opponent or another player controlling a second penis on the opposing side. Players use the penises to hit a ball back and forth. The aim is for a player to earn more points than the opponent; points are earned when one fails to return the ball to the other.