Change a Letter, Change a Story

Rekios · October 13, 2013, 01:56:20 AM

ITT: Change, Remove, or Add one letter to a Movie, Story, Song, Game, etc. and describe it.

Life of Po: After this teletubby's boat is shipwrecked he survives 227 days while stranded on a lifeboat in the Pacific Ocean with a Bengal tiger.

Sophist · October 13, 2013, 02:13:45 AM

Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.

Rekios · October 13, 2013, 02:22:54 AM

Hairy Potter: An bearded orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a ceramist, living within the ordinary world of non-clay maker people.

EvilM00s · October 13, 2013, 07:22:12 PM

The Molar Express: A touching Christmas adventure in which a magical dentist's chair takes children to the Tooth Fairy where she rips out all their teeth and forces them to work in the Billiard Ball Manufactorum.

Rekios · October 14, 2013, 12:37:56 AM

Transfarmers: A group of transsexuals decide their lives would be much better if they spent it tending to a farm.

PhoenixFire · October 14, 2013, 01:28:11 AM

OldenEye: A retired, geriatric international spy, teams up with an elderly Russian scientist to save the world from Nuclear holocaust.. After the removal of their cataracts..

EvilM00s · October 14, 2013, 02:46:17 AM

Darksliders: War, Horseman of the Apocalypse, trades in his sword for a spatula and destroys civilisation by making overcooked mini-burgers at White Castle.

EvilM00s · October 14, 2013, 11:02:56 PM

Stir Wars: Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader duel to obesity in a cooking competition.

Rekios · October 15, 2013, 12:59:15 AM

Schindler's Lint: A Nazi who takes on lint collecting, hoping to make a fortune one day.

EvilM00s · October 15, 2013, 01:13:49 AM

Sheepless in Seattle: Sam, a shepherd, has lost his flock to cancer. His son persuades him to call a radio talk show to discuss his feelings, which gets him love letters from sheep nationwide- one of which is from Annie, who suggests they meet on the Empire State building. Sam's son goes to NY without permission, and while searching for him on the ESB, Sam and Annie meet for the first time. They wind up flocking, and it's shear delight for everyone.

Acolyte · October 15, 2013, 02:02:38 AM

You've Got Hail: A heartwarming romantic comedy about a plucky young couple trying to survive in a Texas hail storm.

Quote from: Marceline on October 13, 2013, 02:13:45 AM
Requiem for a Cream: A bunch of kids spend there free time shooting up liquid whipped cream and plan on opening up a bakery despite their sugar addiction.

I'm pretty sure that's a porno.

Edit: lol, it is.
It's also a type of ale I guess?

EvilM00s · October 15, 2013, 02:07:02 AM

As long as we're doing Tom Hanks films...

Nig: A young white boy makes a wish to have more soul. He wakes the next day as a black man and discovers it's not as fun as he thought it would be.

Rekios · October 15, 2013, 11:41:45 PM

Nightmare On Elmo Street: Elmo attacks people in their dreams by tickling them, if you get tickled in your dreams, you get tickled for real.

EvilM00s · October 16, 2013, 12:39:45 AM

The Last and the Furious: A street racer loses a race, thus losing his car- and proceeds to shoot up the entire state in a fit of rage.

Sophist · October 16, 2013, 06:38:53 AM

The Warking Dead: A ragtag band of humans defend themselves from slow moving, violent chocobos.

Rekios · October 16, 2013, 01:09:35 PM

My Big Fat Geek Wedding: Sheldon and Leonard get married in a comic book store while solving Rubic's Cubes, and playing Zelda, and being so awkward, because being geek chic is hilarious right?, Right?

Malson · October 16, 2013, 08:48:01 PM

My votes are for Nig and The Warking Dead.

Dwarra? · October 25, 2013, 04:09:25 AM

The Ballad of Sicky Bobby: Propane salesman Hank Hill struggles to make ends meet after his son is diagnosed with leukemia and his wife joins the Mexican drug cartel.

EvilM00s · October 25, 2013, 04:18:01 AM

XX: Vin Deisel stars as the Most Interesting Man in the World and tells the stories of the most interesting things he does in his lifetime.

TDS · October 25, 2013, 04:31:56 AM

The Marvelous Misadventures of Fapjack: A series of short stories about a happy go lucky pervert and his wacky antics in his pursuit of getting off.

Rekios · October 25, 2013, 10:45:04 PM

Speed Lacer: A young drug dealer, Speed Lacer, laces his friends and family's morning coffee with crystal meth, aspiring to be champion of the drug dealing world... Also, I think there was like a monkey or something.

Malson · October 26, 2013, 02:41:07 AM

The Truman Shop: A man named Truman Burbank slowly realizes, day by day, that the world around him has been elaborately photoshopped.

Moss. · October 26, 2013, 04:21:50 AM

Okay, so this thread is amazing. Nice job, everyone.

Rekios · October 26, 2013, 04:33:09 AM

Dancing with the Stairs: The contestant pairs consist of a set of steps paired with a professional dancer. Past stair contestants include ladders, stairwells, and even escalators.

TDS · October 26, 2013, 05:31:53 AM

Final Fartasy IX: A confusing story of love, longing, existence, desire, fear, and farts... Mostly farts.