True goals of Israel?

[Plump Prince]

For decades now Israelis have claimed that their only goal is Jewish supremacy over their own land, but what does that mean? As this map, recently smuggled out of Zionist High Command shows, their ideas about the extent of Jewish land is vastly greater than what the puppet regime in Washington has recognized.

What makes this map so disturbing is not just the revelation that Israelis plan to massacre tens of millions of Muslims in the name of lebensraum but that they believe they have the technology to accomplish it. If they do have the technology, the only place they could have gotten it from is outer space. Martin Luther speculated that Jews had some non-human ancestry, and recent scientific discoveries about the peculiar genetics of Jews seems to lend some legitimacy to the honorable theologian's thoughts on the matter.

With all of these facts established, it seems plausible that Zionists plan to conquer Mesopotamia with extraterrestrial aid. But why? With advanced alien technology they wouldn't have needed to manipulate America into attacking Iraq for its oil. But maybe there was something else hidden in the desert sand. The Sumerians reported frequent contact with extraterrestrials, some of whom were possibly the ancestors of the Jews. What treasures did they leave behind? The Bible talks about so many super-weapons, all of them now lost. Does Israel know where they are? Do they plan to recover them? If so, for whom? Their military capacity already surpasses that of the rest of the world.

But maybe they don't just want to conquer the Earth.

Maybe they want to destroy it.

I challenge you all to prove me wrong.

[Grafikal]

Who cares.

[Plump Prince]

I think anyone who lives on Earth should care if the Jews blow it up!

[Tsunokiette]

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1797/whats-the-story-with-the-protocols-of-the-elders-of-zion

Personal beliefs aside, what super weapons are you speaking of? O.o

[Plump Prince]

The Ark of the Covenant, David's sling, performance-enhancing substances used by Samson... and that's just in the Old Testament. The New Testament reports the use of replicator technology, antigravity, and teleportation.

[firerain]

the fuck?

[Acolyte]

[pacdiggity]

The Ark of the Covenant, David's sling, performance-enhancing substances used by Samson... and that's just in the Old Testament. The New Testament reports the use of replicator technology, antigravity, and teleportation.

#jewishscientologists

[pacdiggity]

also jews don't follow the new testament

[pacdiggity]

also this is bollocks.

i know that this is in the debate board, but... really.

[Grafikal]

Jews are wizards.

[Irock]

Jews are wizards.

That's inappropriate. You should apologize to the Jewish people.

[Grafikal]

I wish I was a wizard.