I have decided that, from this point onwards until the 27th, I will be communicating only in Bogan Strine.
Farkin Straya Day carnt, gun go doewn to tha parb n' glars sum slanties, make em feck off mayte tha cuntry's farkin full carnt.
Nah mayte Oi'm jarst taikin tha piss, Oi don' caire 'bout no farkin slanties carnt.
Mayte Oi don' farkin set foire tah yoor farkin flag on yoor farkin Merica day, maiby yoo shud sho sum farkin 'spect fah once carnt.
I didn't even notice it was that day...
Farkin Straya day carnt. Look eet ahp ya tossah.
Oi em farkin smeshed on thes piss mayte.
Farkin Straya... Farkin... Flindahs n' shit mayte... Farkin... carnt.