Man Admits to Eating Roommate's Heart and Brain

[Holkeye]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported.

Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

[firerain]

just read about this

zombies bro!!!!!!

[Holkeye]

I thought the same thing, but a zombie wouldn't admit anything. It would just go "ghaaaaaa....."

[haloOfTheSun]

Maybe it's the first step in the evolution towards zombies. Like first people, then people that eat brains and admit it, then just full on zombies.

[Holkeye]

There's got to be some sort of link in between, man. You just don't go from grilling up some hearts on the patio to full blown apocalypse. What are we missing?

[Sophist]

you sound like a creationist

[Holkeye]

Your mom is a creationist.

[Gracie]

I'm getting really paranoid about a zombie apocalypse, mainly because its fucking terrifying.

I do not understand people who want that kind of shit to happen.

[firerain]

I'm getting really paranoid about a zombie apocalypse

[Gracie]

I'm getting really paranoid about a zombie apocalypse

Never said it was rational.

[Jules]

Oh please, like you aren't Firerain.  ;p