The new Burnout.

strike · July 23, 2011, 05:57:56 PM

What the fuck is this shit?
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albbe3LeQ9E[/yt]

Kokowam · July 23, 2011, 06:29:38 PM

Wait, what the hell? This is an upcoming game?

Holkeye · July 23, 2011, 06:31:35 PM

Looks like an iPad game.

strike · July 23, 2011, 06:51:01 PM

it was designed as a Wii game then I guess the burnout name was slapped on. it's garbage, they aren't even working on a real burnout game. so I repeat, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

Holkeye · July 23, 2011, 07:34:20 PM

Wait, its definitely a Kinect game. The little man shows up on the screen.

strike · July 23, 2011, 07:50:37 PM

it's also for ipad and pswii so you know whogivesafuck.

I guess it's supposed to work with controllers as well but it's still just a shovelware timewaster game.

Holkeye · July 23, 2011, 07:52:51 PM

I guess we can all agree that we won't be buying this one, eh?

Irock · July 24, 2011, 07:51:01 AM

This game looks pretty gay.

Roph · July 26, 2011, 08:22:27 AM

An example of everything that's wrong about modern "casual" gaming

strike · July 27, 2011, 01:10:39 AM

it's one thing to develop a casual game on the side in a franchise with like a small group of guys, it's entirely another to treat it as the next installment of the series.

pacdiggity · July 27, 2011, 09:25:45 AM

Quote from: Strike Reyhi on July 27, 2011, 01:10:39 AM
it's one thing to develop a casual game on the side in a franchise with like a small group of guys, it's entirely another to treat it as the next installment of the series.

Like if I told you AC: 3 was going to be an arcade platformer?

Moss. · July 27, 2011, 02:05:33 PM

LOL what is this garbage?

strike · July 27, 2011, 06:37:39 PM

Quote from: Pacman on July 27, 2011, 09:25:45 AM
Quote from: Strike Reyhi on July 27, 2011, 01:10:39 AM
it's one thing to develop a casual game on the side in a franchise with like a small group of guys, it's entirely another to treat it as the next installment of the series.
Like if I told you AC: 3 was going to be an arcade platformer?

at least an arcade platformer could be stretched into a game. this is a glorified minigame just like angry birds or other fucking ios games.

pacdiggity · July 27, 2011, 08:59:08 PM

I never saw the point in Angry Birds. All of those games are wastes of time.

Of course, actual games are very worth our time.

Holkeye · July 27, 2011, 09:10:58 PM

Angry Birds is fun. World of Goo is also fun, but many people consider that a waste of time. Its stupid to say that something is less of a game because it doesn't meet some sort of presumptive standard. The new Burnout goes beyond this, though, because it is pigeonholing a shoddily-made game into a preexisting franchise. Going beyond AC:R being made into a platformer, I would say it would be more like AC:R being made into anything that isn't like the other AC games. It would be akin to AC:R being an isometric RPG, a rail shooter, or a match 3.

Sky_Of_Order · July 27, 2011, 09:27:11 PM

Legitimately disgusted.