ATTN: PS3 OWNERS

Buy Demon Souls now.
I literally haven't felt this way about a game since I was 10 or 11.
Imagine if Gauntlet, Dungeons and Dragons, and Shadow of The Colossus all bukkake'd on the same girl and the mystery child grew up to be the coolest kid in school.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd5u_LrqmPo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd5u_LrqmPo</a>

You're like Christopher Columbus! Discovering something that others have known about for years!




J/K, this game is good.

You're like Christopher Columbus! Discovering something that others have known about for years!




J/K, this game is good.

This.

Also, this is one of the most nailbiting, controller smashing rage punching remote-up-the-anus rage inducing games ever. They might as well change the death screen to;

YOU DIED
LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH
LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH LIKE A BITCH

Everything about world 5 infuriates me. Those little fuckers push you off a cliff and kill you instantly, the black phantom in 5-2 has an unblockable attack and you can't roll in the fucking swamp you fight her in, the giant fuckers are fast as fuck and take me more hits to kill than any other enemy, (I'd honestly rather have them all replaced with Flamelurkers.) That stupid swamp slows you the fuck down but you get poisoned if you're in it too long, and those little fuckers push you of a cliff and kill you instantly. Did I mention you get pushed off a cliff and die instantly? They don't even land an attack, just fucking push you so it's not like you can block it, rolling is out of the question too because I'd probably just roll off the cliff.

Fuck World 5.

If you like this game, it is the spiritual successor to the King's Field series, which I suggest you check out as well. They're also brutally hard, but they're first person, too.

I'm on New Game + now
Also I'll check them out Holk