3 Days Remain

pacdiggity · February 17, 2011, 09:26:14 AM

The purge is near. Ready your defenses, cover your windows, hide your documents and lock up the children!
Dr. Sword has made it very clear that there will be an event occurring on the 22nd of February. I have previously made it clear that this is no threat to be thought of as a bluff. We have no idea what will happen, only three know the nature of this event: Roph, NAMKCOR and the almighty Sword.

We must redeem ourselves. We must prepare. We must learn what the fuck's going on. We must hope that it isn't for the worse of the forums or its mighty members and armies of inactive accounts.

5 days remain. Start writing letters to old friends and loved ones. Begin a list of things you wish to do before you expire. Enjoy life.

4 days remain. Mourn for your lost time on this earth, remember all of the memorable times in your life. Hide all of your porn really well.

3 days remain. Make sure you go to the lavatory frequently, they don't have them in hell. If you read the bible, it's "Damnation without relief".

We must cherish what little time we have.

The gods have warned us.
For speculation on the nature of this purging, please view other people's and give your own thoughts at this thread.

Holkeye · February 17, 2011, 09:46:04 AM

Dude. You have to stop talking about this.

pacdiggity · February 17, 2011, 09:49:03 AM

I'm really bored. I seriously have nothing to do.

I know! A doomsday thread!

Arrow · February 17, 2011, 11:53:51 AM

DAWN OF THE 1^ST DAY

pacdiggity · February 17, 2011, 12:21:26 PM

Updates will be made either daily or bi-daily according to Doctor Sword's time as his profile states. This is because I assume that he will initiate the purging. See you all in about 7 hours.

strike · February 17, 2011, 10:59:56 PM

Quote from: Chicken Boo on February 17, 2011, 11:53:51 AM

DAWN OF THE 1^ST DAY

you were supposed to wait until THREE DAYS! fuck. seriously. no commitment to the joke geez. mumble grumble.

pacdiggity · February 18, 2011, 05:47:25 AM

Oh shit. Forgot. Well, the joke was made after I posted the topic anyway. Updating first post.

Dwarra? · February 18, 2011, 05:55:59 AM

What are you even talking about man

pacdiggity · February 19, 2011, 03:26:43 AM

All that biz you got going on in yo' avatar and sig space, dawg.

RMRK Will Be Purged

2/22/11

Your words, not mine.

Arrow · February 19, 2011, 04:23:24 AM

Quote from: Strike Reyhi on February 17, 2011, 10:59:56 PM
Quote from: Chicken Boo on February 17, 2011, 11:53:51 AM

DAWN OF THE 1^ST DAY
you were supposed to wait until THREE DAYS! fuck. seriously. no commitment to the joke geez. mumble grumble.

DAWN OF THE 2^ND DAY

mouse · February 19, 2011, 06:53:10 PM

Dawn?

Dwarra? · February 19, 2011, 07:43:14 PM

Quote from: Welfare-Daddy Pacman on February 19, 2011, 03:26:43 AM
Blah blah blah

Still have no idea.

Quote from: Wyatt on February 19, 2011, 06:53:10 PM
Blah blah

I hate you

mouse · February 19, 2011, 10:35:58 PM

Dawn?

pacdiggity · February 20, 2011, 04:09:49 AM

... Who let Wyatt into my topic?
Quick, someone play the song of time!
A D F A D F A C B G F G A D C, E D
I'm also in love with Koji Kondo, don't you know?

Holkeye · February 20, 2011, 04:15:20 AM

Please, Sword, can the purge be getting rid of Pacman?

strike · February 20, 2011, 04:22:44 AM

Quote from: Welfare-Daddy Pacman on February 20, 2011, 04:09:49 AM
... Who let Wyatt into my topic?
Quick, someone play the song of time!
A D F A D F A C B G F G A D C, E D
I'm also in love with Koji Kondo, don't you know?

well fuck dude, koji kondo is a boss.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · February 20, 2011, 04:52:55 AM

Maybe it doesn't mean anything, and he just thought it would look cool in his signature. Then again, I could have a chicken penis for a head. Who knows?

pacdiggity · February 20, 2011, 04:59:09 AM

If that's the case, then why did he go on about this?
As for you chicken penis head, I think you'll find that roosters do not have penises, rather a cloaca. So I kinda just made your post null and void.

Holkeye · February 20, 2011, 04:59:41 AM

Certainly not your cock cock head.

Arrow · February 20, 2011, 06:30:40 AM

DAWN OF THE 3^RD DAY

Sophist · February 20, 2011, 06:31:40 AM

No, goddamnit, there are no 4th 5th or 6th days

DID YOU EVEN PLAY MAJORAS MASK COME ON

strike · February 20, 2011, 06:34:04 AM

Quote from: Anski on February 20, 2011, 06:31:40 AM
No, goddamnit, there are no 4th 5th or 6th days

DID YOU EVEN PLAY MAJORAS MASK COME ON

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK THERE ISN'T EVEN A "3rd day" IT SAYS "DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY" ON THE THIRD DAY WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU CONTINUE DOWN THIS HORRIBLY INCORRECT PATH.

Arrow · February 20, 2011, 06:34:50 AM

EVENING OF THE 3^RD DAY

strike · February 20, 2011, 06:41:54 AM

No you know what fuck this.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmjNaZoHT3A[/yt]

DAWN OF THE 1^ST DAY

Arrow · February 20, 2011, 06:42:46 AM

DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO UNLOAD THE FUCKING HUGE SUPPLY TRUCK DELIVERY AGAIN