I saw a gum wrapper on the sidewalk. Being a nature-conscious person, I picked it up to throw it in the trash. Before I could, though, something that was written on it caught my eye. It was a phone number. I started to get a weird feeling, so I decided to call it. The person on the other end said that they were some kind of "Wrigley" company, but I wasn't buying it. I decided to do a bit of research when I got home.
Later, on my computer, I searched for this "Wrigley". I didn't use Google, though, since any company that makes enough money to give a lot of people jobs just has to be some sort of secret government wetwork society. Anyway, right when I pressed enter, my power went out. It was pretty freaky. I called the power company, and they said that they were working on it. I, being an entitled half-child, became upset at the inconvenience. I replied, "I guess it's cool to steal," or some similar wit.
The power came back on a few hours later, as I was mid-argument with my father about his tendency to snoop in on my life. I believe I was shouting, "Don't touch my manga, dad!" When the lights were fixed. I logged back online and was immediately stunned to find that somehow, (government conspiracy?) my recent webpages were saved in my browser history.
I was scared. Of course, my first course of action was to go to a pseudo-militant website and see if I could form an army of other like-minded luminaries, and discuss the possibility of some sort of armed assault. I wasn't exactly sure where, or how, but it sounded like a pretty good idea. The first thing I had to do was weigh the pros and cons of using automatic weapons or Japanese replica swords. One I had in abundance, but the other would be hard to come by.
Anyway, I want your opinion. Is this a good idea, or not? Regardless of how you answer, I'll most likely forget about this thread in a day or two, but I'll be back with some more fucking nonsense soon after.